Ways to Be Slutty For Your Man

The Best Thing in the World is a Slutty Girlfriend or Wife. It is just so sexy!

“How can I be more slutty?” is the most common question/comment that I hear

I was struck by one of the running themes readers have said about the Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired Series. They’ve pointed out that in some way it’s about how much a woman (or man) will take in order to be with the person s/he loves. This is an interesting theme and I realized I’ve really not made any effort to help women out with this. I have written How-To articles aimed at men (my version of Maxim, so on steroids and cialis) but nothing of the sort for women. Allow me to attempt to catch up. Here are some things you regular women can do to totally slut yourself up and makes your man weak in the knees for you. These ways to be slutty aren’t meant to be demeaning to you or your relationship. They are meant to be fun and done with trust and love (or at least deep like).

A lot of women need to be sluttier for their men. When the do that, they keep him forever. George Carlin had “the Shit List”. I present to you “the Slut List”.

The SLUT LIST

• Wait on for him in the house with fake cum poured on you and tell him you were just used by a horny guy who fucked your ass and raped your throat
• Lay on your back with your ass up in the air and proudly show off your cunt and ass
  • Corollary, call your vagina your cunt & Call his penis a cock
    

    The Slut List No. 5 — Wait For Your Man Wearing Fake Cum And Rubbing Your Cunt

• fill a water gun or enema bulb with fake cum and then give it to him to shoot all over you
  • he’ll love admiring your hot body covered, I mean doused, in jizz.
• Set up the tripod and video him having his way with you, be sure to include a blowjob in your private porn opus. You will surely find him watching it and jerking himself off later and you will be proud.
• Walk around the house topless
• Don’t wear any underwear all day. Yes, even if you have to work
• Shave your cunt
• Wear lingerie
• Put a pillow over your own head, wear a mask (especially an animal mask, like a pig mask (try this one), or wear a brown paper bag over your head. Letting him enjoy nothing but your body will drive him wild. Sometimes he needs to objectify you to get a raging hard on and fuck you so good you can’t walk tomorrow.
• do your hair in pig tails and wear a catholic school girl skirt
• wear really cheap, plastic earrings
• wear “club” outfits while eating take out at home
• do your eye make-up really heavy and let him face fuck you until your mascara runs all over your face
• let him fuck you in the ass while he watches internet porn from a laptop placed on your back
• Get on your hands and knees and be his footrest
• Kneel before him and ask permission to leave the house before you go
• Give him a sponge bath with your soapy tits as the sponge
• Have him close his eyes and surprise him by putting different parts of you in his mouth: nipples, fatty part of tit, tongue, clit, ass, etc.
  

  Write “whore” on yourself or let him write it

• Suck a huge dildo off in front of him
• Kiss one of your girlfriends in front of him
• Suck off one of his friends in front of him
• Fuck a dildo suctioned onto a glass surface so he can see from behind
• Put in a butt plug before a date with him, tell him it’s in over dinner, and show him later.
• Suck his dick while he’s titty fucking one of your friends (if you don’t get jealous)
• Stick your tongue up his ass while you jerk him off
• Wear a plastic pig nose and a plastic tiara while he fucks you

I think you’ve got the hand of this slut business now. Develop your own, and feel free to share awesome ideas!

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Note:

Since publication of this “Ways to Be Slutty “article I have received overwhelming response and have compiled my advice into an eBook called The Sex Manual.

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