Sex Tip No. 44 – How to properly hold her head for a kneeling facial

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The correct position is with your non-jerking hand on head right above her temple. Use your fingers to apply pressure to the crown of her head. Imagine she’s a queen wearing a tiara. Apply your pressure wear the imaginary tiara is touching her head. Use your thumb to push on her temple. Don’t use too much pressure, but enough to let her know you’re in command. Use your non-jerking hand as to allow your more important cock-jerking hand the comfort and convenience of eliciting the cumshot. Without a copious, spewing cumshot, what is the point of partaking in facializing the chick anyway? Also, this position cocks the elbow in such a way as to leave your view of the receiver of cumshot unobstructed. Now you can clearly view the sight of her face so you can enjoy the face painting you will give her with your cum.

In today’s dating world, the average consumer is very well educated about types of people. It is quite likely that if a man engages in giving a cumshot in a sloppy and unstudied manner he will not win a second date with the receiver of cumshot. Therefore it is prudent and highly suggested you study this art and act properly when conducting facials.

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Scarlett’s Sex Tips

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Post by Scarlett Knight

When you find yourself getting into a rut with mediocre sex, don’t feel bad. All is not lost. You see, good sex is in the mind as much as it is in the body. When asked about the best sex they’ve ever had, a lot of people automatically recall who it was, what position they were in, what toy they used, etc. And all that does play a part, but those traits are all physical. When you really start to think about it, however, that kind of memorable, mind-blowing sex often has a psychological side to it.

When I look back on the most sizzling erotic times of my life, almost always, the foreplay begins long before reaching the bedroom. It started as a furtive kiss in an elevator as the box went up two floors, the kiss deepening to a frantic level just before the ding signaled the opening of the doors and we broke apart. It started as a moment we took, dashing away from peering eyes at a party to have a quick lifting of the shirt and a “we shouldn’t be doing this but oh, it feels so good” suckle on a nipple underneath the low branches of a tree as the sun was going down. It started as parking at an empty church lot to unzip out pants and have a taste of things to come, all while carefully watching for any cars or pedestrians that might catch us.

The reason why starting your foreplay outside of the bedroom works is because it’s human nature: any time you do things you’re “not supposed to be doing” it adds an extra element of excitement to the mix. I don’t care how long you’ve known one another. Doing this will spice up any relationship and make the sex so much hotter when you get back home. Once you are back in the confines of a more private spot, be it home, hotel, or otherwise, the desire will be ratcheted up so high, you’ll barely be able to contain yourselves. And trust me: that climax will be good.

But let’s say you’re stuck at home for whatever reason and you still want to add a little excitement to the routine. My advice for that common scenario is to be a total tease.

I don’t mean to be a tease in the sense that you taunt your lover yet don’t deliver the goods. But instead of going through the rote motions of undressing, getting into bed, and assuming the position, make your lover wonder. And wait for it.

It’s our inclination to go straight for the erogenous zones, zoom in on the spots we want to stimulate, and work them to death. But if you tantalize the areas around them, it adds a level of mystery to the act and heightens your partner’s pleasure through the roof. Next time you lean in to suckle on a nipple, instead plant light kisses around it. On the flesh above it. Below it. Beside it. Lick the area. Stimulate anything except for the actual nipple itself, and make your lover beg for the contact. Adding the simple yet effective element “when?” can prevent having to break out the lube because if you do it long enough, your partner will get wet.

Finally, I feel like I have to put in a plug (no pun intended) for the hard-working erotica writers out there like the illustrious Smutpunk King himself, Moctezuma Johnson. Erotica writers’ sole goal is to turn readers on, so when you need an extra kick in the pants to get your sex life revved up, find a naughty story to your liking (trust me—no matter what your tastes, there is an author out there who has a story for you). Read it. Let it infiltrate your mind and supercharge your libido. And then go to town. And the best thing about it? No partner is required! Some of the best sex that I’ve ever had includes the solo sessions inspired by good quality erotica stories.

So in short, start your sexual escapades before the bedroom, tease once you get there, and invest in some quality smut. These three tips will breathe life back into your sex life. Don’t trust me? See for yourself!

 

XoXo

Scarlett

 

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Sex Tip #10: Talking Dirty in Bed

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Talking Dirty in Bed

Talking Dirty is Definitely an Art Form

Some people are quiet in bed, some people are talkative. Some people love dirty words! Some people are easily offended. Before you let the dirty talk rip, make sure you’re in bed with another smart, curse-loving degenerate like yourself! 

You’re a dirty cunt! And you love every minute of cock stretching you out.

There’s a good example of what I like to say to my wife in the sack. I wouldn’t say she’s quite a curse-loving degenerate but damn the bitch nasty once her titties out. So, once you get yourself in the company of a nasty fucker, be sure to find pet names for you and your partner(s). Some of the most common are Master, Daddy, Mistress, Goddess, Kitten, Horse Cock, Super Squirter, Cunt, Bitch, Slut, Cum Rag, Nut Drowner, Butt Raper, Bottom Pig, etc. There are also all kinds of pet names for your partners so I won’t go into a super long list here, but if you need more please ask in the comments below and add your favs.

I like to call my wife slut and have her do degrading things like lick my asshole, swallow my cum, and finger herself while I squirt her in the face with a water-gun filled with vanilla yogurt. Tonight I got up behind her on the parlor floor and she told me she felt useless until she had cock in her. That was fun for me. Everybody is a bit different and the only thing that’s really a must is that you really lay it on. You can’t kind of do. You need to ask him to break your uterus and drown you in seventy-three cumblasts, don’t say merely “make love to me.” Now, get up in that ass. Tell him you want to fill the bathtub with jizz and slide around. Hyperbole is sexy. Tell her you’re going to pound that ass until it bleeds and then feed your dick to her when it’s all nasty. 

Like Chris Rock says, “you can’t say, excuse me ma’am…I have a request, would you lick my balls.” No. Wrong. You have to grab her and with authority say, “lick my balls, bitch!”

My most successful come-on, no joke, is simply: Kneel down, whore! Sometimes I whisper this gold nugget to chicks that I hope to sleep with at really inopportune date moments, like waiting on line at the movies, or when she’s talking to a girlfriend of hers in a restaurant or at the bar. That sets the tone for my intentions and plants the seed. I also say it to women I’ve never spoken to. I’ll go around a club and say that to fifty women. Often fifty will look at me like I’m nuts (which I love!) and then I can either backtrack and start a normal conversation since the ice is broken or she says something to the effect of, “fuck off creep!” to which I go into my “Oh you’re to good for me to talk with speech” which is a real winner (email me if you’d like the script). You may be thinking, what the fuck? MJ’s crazy. But I’m not. The world is crazy. I’m sane for noticing. See, I’ll show you I’m sound as a pound. I used the number fifty for a reason. If I ask fifty women something I may get shot down by every single one of them, but if I ask one hundred women (especially in a place with alcohol) to do anything (and, yes i mean anything) I will get a yes. I’m not saying they will all say yes. Oh no. Not all, but one out of one hundred will be kneeling down in the bathroom after a drink. Go ahead try it.

 

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