13Jan The SMUTPUNK MANIFESTO (cont’d) #LPRTG @MJKingOfErotica @CalliePress #EARTG Posted in SMUTPUNK Posted on January 13, 2016 Tags: manifesto, moctezuma johnson, smutpunk, the smutpunk manifesto THE SMUTPUNK MANIFESTO by Moctezuma Johnson Smutpunk is the gang And cool Smutpunk is Punk and S but it’s not it’s S and Punk Smutpunk is knuptums That is nut spunk That is yum tums That is smutpunk will settle your stomach, cure your plantar fasciitis, and get you cheap dental that is tum yums DNA serpents coalescing into an RNA feather Smutpunk like an Aztec god It’s romance but fucks sentimentality up the ass Smutpunk is ass, hole, and liver Harmonic Smutpunk up the Ass, Laughing Smutpunk, House Smutpunk Winking at you Smutpunk is pate and leather with picked carrots and spicy chilies Smutpunk is served on French bread Europeans drizzle olive oil on smutpunk Extra virgin, of course Smutpunk says fuck yeah I’ll break your pelvis Smutpunk days aren’t sorry after you jerked it so hard you flipped off the bed Smutpunk gets speeding tickets, gambles on pool, spends nights in jail, and smokes weed for breakfast while wearing robes and smelling of cheap lube Smutpunk has been US president but was immediately impeached and gangraped by the opposition Smutpunk panty-bombs kangaroo courts, wears masks, and converts bullets into jewelry Smutpunk is right now in your underwear drawer stealing all your panties singing, “Make my Punk the S-punk, I want my spunk untouched!” Share this:TelegramRedditTwitterFacebookPinterestWhatsAppLinkedInTumblrMorePrintPocketSkype By Dr. Smutpunk 1 Comment
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