3Apr
Smutpunk Swag #Smutpunk #Swag #SmutStreet
Don’t forget there’s some awesome Smutpunk Swag available
Buy a lifetime smutpunk membership and get one of these smutpunk gifts 100% Free
6Dec
Christmas Specials
There are Christmas Deals and then there are XXXmASS deals!
This one is the latter. See what Smutpunk means when it bellows Ho Ho Ho amidst the sweet winter wonderland sounds of Jingle Balls and It’s Going to Be a White ChristmASS. I better run, uh oh, Here Cums Santa Claus!
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Now’s the Time to Get this Incredible Flash Sale.
So tune in this Friday from 12-2 pm and get 35% off everything!
**Sorry, batteries not included.
***Hot Asian chick sold separately
Two new exciting things are going on this month:
one, there are new additions to the Smutpunk Subscription
get involved for only 69¢!
two, Attack of the North Korean Giantesses is on its way
Have you heard of the USS Enterthighs?
It’s the craft flown by the Five Hive when taking on extraterrestrial villains. This is a vague idea of what it may look like inside the instersellar vessel. There’s a hot, weightlessness sex scene in Attack of the North Korea Giantesses (read sample).
More Christmas Specials – Use ‘Jynx50’ for 50% off Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired
Don’t forget there’s some awesome smutpunk swag available
(Get a lifetime membership and choose one of these smutpunk gifts to get 1000% for Free or buy with Christmas discount)
23Aug
Swag from the Smutpunk Raffle | #SmutpunkSwag #Swag #LPRTG
This stuff is going out today and tomorrow to the winners! Yay!
Please contact me by email or in the comments below if anything hasn’t arrived or if there are any other problems.
See list of winners
10Apr
InstaFreebie-#Smutpunk #GiveawayEvent | Get Punk’d Spunkyliciously #LPRTG
Enjoy this SMUTPUNK Erotica Giveaway Event 11 April – 16 April 2017
And Get Punk’d Spunkyliciously
Giveaway is Over (sorry) but please Scroll Down to Pick up your FREE COPY of the SMUTPUNK EROTICA COLLAB!
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