Tumblr and Cum Dripping Assholes

“This post was flagged because somewhere in your reblog there might be adult content.”

I mean, no shit! Scroll yourself, tumblr. Are you fucking kidding me? Was it the multiple assholes leaking cum that gave it away.

Any tumblrs are welcome to post here. Email me and I’ll set you up with a password. All Tumblr Refugees Welcome!


Free Copies of “Shrinkage”

I have a few Free Copies of Shrinkage, my new book about a vindictive ex-wife getting big revenge. Just share this post to get yours!* Yay!

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Notable Smutpunk Things | Recovered from the Smutpunk Wiki


We used to have a smutpunk wiki (where we met some great writers). Due to very annoying hacking issues, it has been shut down, but I’d like to set something like it up again. I’m compiling some basic smutpunk things. I’ll do it little by little. If there’s something you want to add or want written that’s currently not done, just comment below. This is for your fun and convenience penetrating the world of smutpunk. If you want something of yours added to Notable Smutpunk Things, please simply leave a comment or email MJ. Yay, S.Punk!



Alien Relish

Alien Relish

This is the Planet M69 in the Triangulum Galaxy as well as the sacred liquid cum that powers the entire universe. In Battle for Alien Relish, the planet has gone dry and dormant and thus lust is dying throughout the galaxy. A princess and the Five Hive need to fix it.






Five Hive, The

The Five Hive (aka Fuck Force Five) are a group of sexy, latex-clad WiB agents tasked with protecting the universe from alien penetration.
Mi Hee



The Futa Boxing Gym

The Futa Boxing Gym

This gym is home to the magic jump rope that turns women into something special. See what happens when Ines from Caracas is drawn to this mystical Japanese temple/ring.







Smutpunk Writers and/or Friends of Smutpunk Writers




Kella Z. Driehl

Kella Z. Driehl (currently on hiatus)







Re: Nuclear Meltdown

“I’d prefer a nuclear meltdown,” reasoned Byeong Yeon in typical staunch North Korean homophobia, to being outed as a faggot.”

from Attack of the North Korean Giantesses by Moctezuma Johnson

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Genius Foreskin



it really is smart
like those flowers
on graves
with chocolate and mezcal
limes neatly cut
chocolate sourcempazuchitl
not a granule of sugar
rolled into brown
little balls
like rabbit shit
like those flowers
that look like neurons
serotonin and norephinephrine
like my foreskin
when my cock is at rest
those rare times
when the marigolds
are in full bloom
when the cum-factory
is on a hiatus
when the sperm
aren’t fighting
but lounging
in hammocks
sombreros slung over brown faces
my foreskin looks
like brains and marigolds
until it stretches
and reinvigorates
back to work

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Is it derogatory to call a woman (or a man) a pig?

If the person is dirty and smells homeless then probably. If it’s a method of fat shaming then probably yes. But if it’s a term of affection, a term used to elicit the sublime animal nature of our desire, then no. Pig is not derogatory. Get naked and play with me and let me call you pig and see for yourself.

Do you like to be called Pig?
If you do or don’t, please comment below.


If you’d like your photo in the Book of Pigs by Moctezuma Johnson, please email it today. Remember, I will be replacing your head with a pig head and then smutpunking the photo. By all means, contribute. 

Fucking Her Face for Fear of Failure

he held her ankles

while she faced away from him

and rode him reverse cowgirl

taking his big brown dick

in her pink asshole

there was a line from her nose

to her chin

that passed her mouth

where dick stuffed her

only her two front teeth

were visible

as he fucked her face

for fear of failure

Drunk Wife

She was drunk in her heels



the chain clinking

her sheer top showing her nipples

her pussy wet

and her mouth slurring words

slut slut slut

she kept repeating after him

when he fucked her hard from behind

he had his hand on the small of her back

her ripe ass took dick

spread open




every minute

of dick

every minute

of cumming

his cream painted slut on her

he stood up

he dropped down her

as he sat and grabbed a beer

her husband fucked her

har from behind

sje bounces up and down

wjile hubby begged her to slow down

he watched the bull’s cum drip

down his wife’s ass