6Jan Don’t forget to answer the new smutpunk erotic polls Posted in polls Posted on January 6, 2018 Tags: Don't forget to answer the new smutpunk erotic polls, erotic polls, poll, smutpunk polls What BEST describes Yeti Straight Male Bisexual Female Transgender Gay Female A Futa Alien Bisexual Male Straight Female Gay Male View Results Loading ... How many sexual partners have you had? >41 21-40 <3 11-20 4-10 View Results Loading ... What kind of girl are you most interested in? A total slut a good girl slut in the bedroom only View Results Loading ... Ladies, what kind of guy are you most interested in? A good guy A total stud A stud in the bedroom only View Results Loading ... What kind of erotica do you prefer? BBW Married People Erotica Alpha Male Science Fiction Paranormal Psycho-Thriller Poetry Facefucking FUTA View Results Loading ... What do you prefer on this site? Free Erotica Paid Erotica Naked Photos View Results Loading ... What do you think is more useful for an erotica writer? other tumblr linkdin a blog facebook twitter pinterest View Results Loading ... Personal Question Time: Thanks to your sexual forays, which of the following have you had? Herpes Bad Breath An Alien Disease I cannot pronounce Chlamydia Crabs Gonorrhea (damn I spell that easily and reveal my history) View Results Loading ... Which of the Five Hive (aka Fuck Force Five, aka WiB) is the hottest? Shayna Ava Grace (Mi Hee) Joanna Tabitha (aka Betwice Knowles, aka Destiny's Pussydoll) View Results Loading ... Learn more about the Five Hive. Which MJ book would you most like to read? The Sex Manual Battle for Alien Relish Futadelic The Nose Attack of the Replicating Alien Dildos The Book of Real and Imaginary Girlfriends Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired Choose Your Own Kink SEXcapade View Results Loading ... What's MJ's best book? Romancing the Hot Stone The Battle for Alien Relish Dump the FUTA president The Steak and BJ Bundle Futadelic Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired - Season One Jane's Steak and BJ Night Surprise The Nose Attack of the Replicating Dildos Choose Your Own Kink SEXcapade Poisonous Apples (poems) The Sex Manual The Book of Real and Imaginary Girlfriends (poems) View Results Loading ... Bella Shadow's Poll: Which of these answers most closely resembles your attitude? Sex is . . . dangerous and powerful the way one expresses love to a partner nasty and disgusting only for makin' babies taboo and forbidden View Results Loading ... Which title do you like best for this book? Romance with Skull Candy & Roller-skates Roller-skating for Sunflowers Palm Trees and Roller-Skates Asian Office Worker on Skates Instructions to Meet Him View Results Loading ... Sorry, there are no polls available at the moment. Into which languages would you like to see smutpunk books translated? (Choose up to three) Chinese Spanish Dutch Russian Italian Thai Korean Swedish Afrikaans German Japanese French Portuguese View Results Loading ... What would you depraved fuckers MOST like to see in my next Sci-Fi Erotica featuring Giantesses in the Triangulum Stain Universe? Mixed Giantesses Female Giantesses Futa Giantesses View Results Loading ... Fellas (and Ladies) -- What surprise sight would you find most exciting? Some dude using a jelly dildo to throat fuck your wife A guy with a big dick throat fucking your wife mercilessly Your wife covered in a bukkake Your wife being fucked in the ass by a hot girl wearing a strap on cock Your wife being fucked from behind by Moctezuma Johnson Your wife oiled up and being tit-fucked by a stranger Your wife's ass stretched around a massive cock View Results Loading ... How many sexual partners should a person have in a lifetime? >41 21-40 <3 11-20 4-10 View Results Loading ... Ladies, what do you want a guy to do to you most? (answer up to 3) grab me by the hair and pound my holes from behind twist my nipples fuck me missionary style cum on my face kiss me tenderly on the neck and mouth eat my pussy until I cum facefuck me View Results Loading ... Ladies Skillz Competition (CHECK BOX TO ANSWER YES, LEAVE BLANK TO ANSWER NO -- one point per box checked, unless it's a point off) Do you swallow cum? Did you ever suck a dick that had previously been in someone else's pussy? Did you ever suck a dick that had previously been in your ass? Have you ever sucked two (or more) dicks at once? When you suck a dick, does your nose hit the pubes? Did a man buy you a car the same day you sucked his dick for the first time? Do you like facials? Do you use your hands when you suck a dick? Have you sucked a dick while other dicks were in your other holes? Did you ever vomit from taking dick so deep in your mouth? Did you ever suck a dick that had previously been in someone else's ass? Do you let him hold your head and skull fuck you? Did you ever suck a dick that had previously been in your pussy? Have you ever been stalked? View Results Loading ... Be sure to SHARE this poll on FB, Twitter, Pinterest, etc. Thank you^^ Love, The Management Share this:TelegramRedditTwitterFacebookPinterestWhatsAppLinkedInTumblrMorePrintPocketSkype By Dr. Smutpunk 2 Comments
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