Cockslappicus – Part of the Pantheon of Smutpunk Superheroes and/or Gods
Cockslappicus – Part of the Pantheon of Smutpunk Superheroes and/or Gods
(aka Sarchasmo, aka Moctezuma Johnson, aka King Smutpunk, aka Kid S.Punk)
Cockslappicus is a character in the Pantheon of Smutpunk Superheroes started by Callie Press and Moctezuma Johnson. This character was created by Moctezuma Johnson and is often chasing down criminals (aka criminally bad practices in the indie publishing world). He’s kind of a purveyor of justice. He supports the invisible, the outcasts, the different, those with no voice. He metes out justice on his foes by slapping the shit out of them with his massive weaponized cock. There are stories of him attacking copycatters (Sarchasmo v. Apographia) and serial users (the eEquivalent of a director telling a hot young piece of ass he wants to shag “i’m gonna make you a star, baby! right after you suck me off).
Books featuring Cockslappicus:
Ava from the Five Hive – one of the latex-clad WiB!
Ava From the Five Hive
The Five Hive is made up of Five Specially Trained Women in Black (WiB) agents meant to protect Earth by any means necessary—no matter how dirty, nasty, or naughty—from extraterrestrial threats.
Ava is the BBW. Her specialty is straddling. She wears latex chaps and latex panties that come up almost to her breasts, which are naked at all times. She has no nipples. She has a tattoo of the number 3 on her right breast. Her black hair is a thick mane. Her perfect skin is as smooth as milk.
Ava has been to Planet M69 in the Pinwheel Formation (aka Alien Relish). She was part of the infamous orgy that restored the funk to the universe. Learn more about her by learning about Dean Diddlewitz or any of the other members of the super secret WiB task force. Shhhhhh. This is classified. Top Secret. Need to Know Only.
Excuse me. Please step into our secure debriefing facility for a moment…
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Meet another member of the Fuck Force Five:
Meet the all the Women In Black agents of FFF
The Women of Fuck Force Five
Ever meet a Women in Black before?
Meet the all the Women In Black agents of FFF
Meet each Fuck Force Five agent
Meet Tabitha (the blonde)
Meet Shayna with the heavy armor
Shayna from Fuck Force Five
Shayna is the Black FFF. Her specialty is knives. She wears black heavy armor with her tits out and a tattoo of the number 45 in between big DDs with small nipples and tape over her left nipple in an x. Her arms and legs are totally encased in heavy armor. A helmet hides much of her pretty face. Her left eye looks through a viewfinder which displays heat maps and other overlays on command. It also links Shayna to Cybernetic System that syncs to her body and gives her faster reflexes and increases her neural capacity so she “sees” more. A cigarette is at all times dangling from her luscious lips. Some say the cigarette contains poison darts. Others say the butt is a grenade.
She’s been to Planet M69 in the Pinwheel Formation (aka Alien Relish).
SKILLS:
Helmswoman USS Enterthighs
WiB Academy Training
Sharpshooter with Gatling Energy Pistol
GEAR:
Tactical Cyborg Viewfinder – Viewfinder is fused to her body sending electrical currents into her nerve stream and vice versa. She can ‘see’ more than a regular human being. This is a major asset in battle and when flying at warp speeds.
Gatling Energy Pistol – An Molecular Energy Gun
Armor Suit – Full Body Armor with Cybergenic Molecular Energy Arm Guns and Tactical Pockets
<tap on your shoulder, dear reader>
Excuse me. Please step into our secure debriefing facility for a moment as we think you may have been exposed to a toxic gamma ray from…
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Meet another member of the Fuck Force Five:
Meet Tabitha (the blonde)
Joanna from the Five Hive [aka Fuck Force Five (FFF)]
Joanna is the Latina. Her specialty is substances. She wears a full tactical police suit with the word “POLICE” across the bust. The suit comes with a helmet and heavy shoulder protection that creeps down her arms where it hooks into her hands. She can release substances into the air with her fingers by pulling this lever.
She’s been to Planet M69 in the Pinwheel Formation (aka Alien Relish).
Excuse me. Please step into our secure debriefing facility for a moment…
Meet another member of the Fuck Force Five:
Meet all Five Members of the Fuck Force Women In Black Agents
Mi Hee (Grace) from The Five Hive (aka Fuck Force Five)
Mi Hee is the Asian one. The one in red. Her specialty, squirting. She wears red boots, red gloves, and a red gas mask. Her nipples are covered in heavy red armored pasties. She jumps often. She looks like an eagle rushing its prey. She looks like a hot, naked Voltron robot.
She’s been to Planet M69 in the Pinwheel Formation (aka Alien Relish).
Excuse me. Please step into our secure debriefing facility for a moment…
Secure Debriefing Area
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Meet another member of the Fuck Force Five:
Meet Shayna with the heavy armor
Fuck Force Five, bitches – Five Girls Ready to Protect the Planet at ALL COSTS
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- Joanna from Fuck Force Five
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- Shayna from Fuck Force Five
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- Tabitha of Fuck Force Five
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- Grace from FFF (Fuck Force Five) from the Literary Porn Erotic SciFi Triangulum Stain is the Asian Five with a specialty in squirting
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- Ava of Fuck Force Five
Triangulum Stain features an invasion of Earth by Sentient Alien Dildos
The US Government has contingency plans for this kind of emergency: Fuck Force Five (pictured above).
Read the Manual of How to Rappel Down a Giant Dildo (should the emergency arise)
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