Christmas Specials

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There are Christmas Deals and then there are XXXmASS deals!

This one is the latter. See what Smutpunk means when it bellows Ho Ho Ho amidst the sweet winter wonderland sounds of Jingle Balls and It’s Going to Be a White ChristmASS. I better run, uh oh, Here Cums Santa Claus!

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Now’s the Time to Get this Incredible Flash Sale.

So tune in this Friday from 12-2 pm and get 35% off everything!

**Sorry, batteries not included.

***Hot Asian chick sold separately

 

Two new exciting things are going on this month:

one, there are new additions to the Smutpunk Subscription

get involved for only 69¢!

two, Attack of the North Korean Giantesses is on its way

 

 

Have you heard of the USS Enterthighs?

It’s the craft flown by the Five Hive when taking on extraterrestrial villains. This is a vague idea of what it may look like inside the instersellar vessel. There’s a hot, weightlessness sex scene in Attack of the North Korea Giantesses (read sample).

More Christmas Specials – Use ‘Jynx50’ for 50% off Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired

 

Don’t forget there’s some awesome smutpunk swag available

(Get a lifetime membership and choose one of these smutpunk gifts to get 1000% for Free or buy with Christmas discount)

Smutpunk PJs

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Check out these incredible smutpunk pajamas.

Extra 20% off with code “BINGE20”

Smutpunk on Skates Cover Reveal and Pre-Order – Now It’s Live

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Smutpunk on Skates Cover Reveal. Order Now It’s Live!

Interested in Reviewing or Being a Part of the SMUTPUNK4LYF Street Team? Sign up to Review and Get a Free ARC.

 

Book Description

Heather is a lovely young lady.

No, not really.

Heather is a hot Asian chick who has a thing for roller-skates and yoga pants. She’s also obsessed with white dicks and dominant men. All she wants is the ‘one that got away, but not everything is as it seems. Some kinky fuckery is underfoot. Games are being played. Heather will have to wage a new kink-chemical-pussy-warfare to empower her inner Queen Bitch.

Who’s the player? And who’s being played? That remains to be seen.

Get a ring-side view of Heather’s heart panties and her spinning glittery roller-skates.

Let the games begin.

NOTE: This book has all the taboo fun you’ve come to expect from smutpunk erotica. It features humiliation, cuckolding, roller-skates, exercise, diet and fitness, menage, raceplay, MILFs, and roleplay.

Video Trailer: SMUTPUNK on SKATES by Emme Hor

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Video Trailer: SMUTPUNK on SKATES

Buy Emme Hor’s Books: Asian SMUTPUNKist is a must-read

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Buy Emme Hor’s Books right here on the MJ and Emme Smutpunk Site.

You can check out SMUTPUNK on SKATES which is always free on this site, or go over to Amazon where I Am Not a Whore, At Least Not Yet is permafree.

Besides the free books, Emme has many affordable books for you to enjoy. She’s finishing up the Smutpunk on Skates Bundle (four books) that you will be able to enjoy in one inexpensive book, rather than buying four separate titles.

Learn more about Emme Hor and, of course, buy her work.