Fake Eyelashes | a poem | #Poem #SmutpunkPoetry #LPRTG

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I love this chick with fake eye lashes
big tits, and small little demure nipples
the fake eyelashes tell me something:
that her pussy is shaved
that her throat muscles relax
when speared with dick
that her tits bounce when she sits on cock
that her curls took her hours
while thinking of her clit getting fingered
her ass getting stuffed
her hair being pulled
fake eyelashes tell me
that if i whip it out
she’ll kneel
and eat good

 

Chick with Fake Eyelashes uses tits to sign for delivery

POEM: ingenious asian cum-eater

ingenious asian cum-eater

the slut says, “push me 
against a wall 
and finger me 
with those three fingers. 


Treat me like a sex pig
whore with a big face
gag me until tears drool from my eyes. 
Stuff that big MONSTER cock 


of yours in my throat 
until I gasp for air and choke
Do this while lots of people are watching us,
jerking themselves off
wishing it was their dick in my throat
their hands massaging my brain

Slap my big fat cheeks. 
Then I want you to spray 
creamy jizz in my face 
while you utter cuss words to me
Call me slut, cumpig, bitch

I will take them all in 
 I will be them all for you.”
Fuck, you stupid asian pig!
I unload in your face
and you smile dumb and ugly 
like the brainless whore you
wish you were.

BBW Korean About to Get Used

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tumblr_ndzcu8IHAA1rgcnb1o1_5002BBW perched

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The thing about the Korean BBW is that she’s considered a BBW even if she’s just a little thick by Western Standards. That’s the insanity of Korean body image. When I type Korean BB I really want the last letter to be Q and then talk about eating kalbi or bulgogi or makchang or some other great bit of Korean food, but this blog—although it does like food—tends to gravitate towards sex. So let’s get back to the BBW Korean in all her juicy sexiness. You’ll notice that her waist is tight and flat yet her hips are big and thick and she sports a juicy set of tits that she can squeeze together.

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BBW Korean Poem

 

BBW Koreanneeds dick hard up the ass

BBW Korean needs her hair pulled

BBW K0rean needs to be yanked down to her knees

BBW Korean my hand on her throat when she cums

 

BBW Korean needs…

…her duck lips turned into dick lips

…her face smushed into my balls where she can tongue down and lick my hairy ass

…to lick up my cum from the floor while I stuff her ass

…her own post on my website where I can show the slut off to the world

 

 

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Cum Bucket Poem #LPRTG #DirtyPoem

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cumpig-whoreCum Bucket Poem

by Moctezuma Johnson

 

this is my slut
dressed a moment ago in floral skirt
blouse with push up bra
bouncing her titties as she walked
expertly in her high-heels
now she’s my slut
butt-naked on the floor
kneeling
she’s a filthy cum bucket pig
with a big fat ass
who takes my big cock
relishes the girth
gags and chokes.
the slut fucks for boots,
blouses, and credit card help
the slut’s fat thighs jiggle
when you slap them
the slut’s eyes go wide
when cock chokes her
the slut purrs when she gets passed around

Slut gets SMUTPUNK’d good

Slut Gets SMUTPUNK'd good

Slut Gets SMUTPUNK’d good

Saint to Slut – Is your girl a slut? | Tricks to ascertain her status

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There’s nothing like making a girl go saint to slut

Defiling an innocent girl and getting her to impale herself on your dick is one of the great joys of sex. Another moment of bliss is watching the titties pop out. Watching panties come off is also a moment of glory, but I digress.

How to know if the girl you’re dealing with is a slut

A lot of women are sluts, so chances are you’re in the capable, good hands of one. Most women, and all great women, possess and inner slut who is dying to bust out of that conservative facade, grab you by the balls, and cream all over your dick. But before your ram it up her poop-chute, you may want to test the saint to slut waters first. I find this little trick quite helpful. Set a time limit the first time you talk to a girl. Ask her what her name is in the first twenty-five seconds and ask for a kiss twenty seconds later. If she kisses you then, you’ve likely got yourself a winner. I’m not saying that within a minute she will be in the bathroom kneeling and holding cock in her hand, but at this point it’s pretty safe to say she is leaning more towards whore than prude. If she is a whore, you’re ready to thrive in all aspects of my how-to series. The key thing to remember is that the transformation from saint to slut will not only make you happy, but it will fulfill a burning desire deep inside her too. And she will thank you for revealing her inner whore.

The How To Series – Useful Relationship Advice

This stuff works, guys. You can wipe your ass with Cosmo. The new world order has reduced men to whining little bitches. Yes, me too! I’m on a mission to reclaim my balls and stuff in the mouths of the masses. Come join me. Ladies welcome too!

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Women with big tits tend to be sluttier. Thank you, slutty women. Thank you. We love when you go Saint to Slut. We are grateful.

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Bimbo Honor | a poem of respect for women of all kinds, from prudes to sluts

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her tits are torpedoes and ETFs:
double F tits
she never pays for a thing,
a triple A credit rating
from Davao to Madagascar
even on the island of Java
they kneel to this Queen bitch
carve statues in her esteemed
breasty bimbo honor

yet the puritan-looking office girl
riding the train with blouse buttoned to neck
she’s the one that will take a bukkake
and kneel for every whim of her boss
while double F girl
hasn’t had cock
since 2009
and is happier that way
 POEM by MOE JOE JOHN$ON
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my slut’s a filthy cum bucket pig | a poem | #LPRTG #blowjob #model

Cum Bucket

Cum Bucket Poem

by Moctezuma Johnson

 

this is my slut
she’s a filthy cum bucket pig
with a big fat ass
who takes my big cock
relishes the girthcumpig-whore
gags and chokes.
the slut fucks for boots,
blouses, and credit card help
the slut’s fat thighs jiggle
when you slap them
the slut’s eyes go wide
when cock chokes her
the slut purrs when she gets passed around

 

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poem: Wanton Welfare Whore (Remix of an untitled poem from johnshon.blogspot.com)

Sepia Girl with Aztec Red Lips Sucks Lollipop

for Kristin Hoard

with her cumwhore
ass cheeks spread open
head buried in the sheets
asshole stretched out and open
like a train tunnel to a foreign land
back arched
lips parted
thighs thick and smooth
panties damp at ankles
she seems about right.

She wags her tongue
like a wanton welfare whore
I wage war and
power my locomotive to China
drilling across the universe
from her asshole
to the first speck of interstellar dust
where she was first made
with divine metamorphosis
with totem pole Nazca intention
to be my slut
here
today
on my dirty bed sheets
stained with cum, blood, tears, and pussy juice

she moans and clenches
and pulls on the the dirty sheets
as her asshole gets bludgeoned
oh so fucking good!

++The End++

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