SEX TIP No. 6 – Role Play
I’m the King of Spain and you’re a captured Moor wife thrown into my harem!
Don’t just get on top of each other and pump. Give a little historical context to the thing. Maybe you’re the professor and she’s the slutty student. Maybe she’s the Queen of England and you’re an attendant. Maybe you’re a beast and she’s your weak, defenseless prey. Maybe you’re the priest giving her a naughty, nasty, masturbatory penance. Spice it up by playing some roles. It’s XXXmas time so a naughty girl and good santa or vice versa can work, as well as some elf-punks getting jiggy on the rooftops. You really can’t go wrong with a little roleplay. Something about leaving your own constrictions has enormous, exponential freedom attached to it. I highly recommend you pretend to be me and have the time of your life. Oh yeah. Have yourself a SMUTPUNK spree. Read the books and apply reenactments liberally.
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Originally Called “Body Forms”
a poem for #WorldPoetryDay | When is #EroticPoetryDay? I nominate 6/9
before getting pregnant,
or when she first got pregnant,
she had a massive ass
two watermelons held by a harness:
her tiny waist
that cowered in the shadow of
her two big juggs.
now her whole body
was a kind of a big pear
not the American kind—
that juice-less apple rip-off—
the big, juicy, wet Korean Pear.
I slip a pig mask over her head
my cock is deep in her and I hold it there
her nails are in my ass cheeks
this pig-masked thing is about to orgasm
“Oink,” I say.
she oinks like a pig and the orgasm fades
just momentarily until I start to pound into her hard
and she grinds furiously, oinking oinking oinking