You Fucking Pussy!
What are you, the Dalai Fucking Lama? That’s ridiculous. This is no time for shyness. Get that camera phone out, get those tits and/or dicks out, and start taking a few pictures to send. What’s wrong with your attitude?
You shouldn’t even be allowed to be on this site if you’re not going to get it on.
Take your DEAD ASS off my site!
or CHANGE YOUR MIND AND SAY YES!
The Innie Pussy vs. the Outie Pussy: Lady Ristretto Investigates
The Innie Pussy, a sexual investigation by Lady RistrettoOften I’ll skip my way through Reddit using their random NSFW search link. Sometimes I find subreddits I really wish I hadn’t (pics of dead kids), but often I find things that are very educational. Today I learned about the innie pussy. Diagram provided: Being a woman (yes, I promise I am), this surprised me: I didn’t really know there was a difference. Being a bisexual woman, I felt stupid: I’ve had sex with numerous women. How have I not noticed this? Well, to be fair, when I was with those women, I wasn’t thinking at all about comparing our bodies and discovering how remarkable female anatomy is. All I cared about was fucking them and getting fucked by them. I remember being overwhelmingly excited to go down on them, slowly open them, stretch my tongue to lick the ring of their pussy hole, press my cheeks against their hot, wet vulva. Spreading their legs apart, waiting until I couldn’t take it anymore and going for the clit. Seriously, I didn’t care at all if they went down on me. With a girlfriend, we argued over who could do it first to the other. And I remember nothing about what they looked like. It is very possible that this is entirely because this is my thinking process. Sometimes, especially when I’m excited, my vision narrows and all that I can focus on or remember is what I’m excited about. Sex is a good example of this. Sometimes details escape me, even ones that seem like they would be important. Perhaps it has something to do with men having a stronger interest in images—that men remember pussies enough to create categories for them, so they may better remember their experiences and help them foster new fantasies. I have no idea. Do I prefer an innie or an outie? Who the fuck cares. I just like pussy. ![]() |
With Tits Like That | A Poem in Awe of Big Juicy Tits
This Poem is a Commencement Speech to Big Tits All Over
with tits like that
i don’t mind a little belly, baby
with tits like that
i may remember to take out the garbage
with tits like that
i’ll rub your feet on the couch
with tits like that
i’ll lick your pussy endlessly so i can look up at them
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