Balance | A Poem by Moctezuma Johnson

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Balance

for Nia Farrell and Mystk Knight

Oh how I wanted to humiliate Mystk

she’s just so nice and sweet

Oh how I wanted to bend her over

paddle her ass as my treat

 

but Nia won the humiliation

and Mystk won the contemplation

so I have to—Ugh!—be nice 

 

 

1.

One is there, down on her knees

looking up with a ball gag in her mouth

 

Two is here, up on the swing

looking down toothy smile on her face

 

yes, both are in the same position

but one is in a poem and the other a humiliation

no, both aren’t in the same position

one will get her ass paddled and the other will soar

 

wait, i hope you shook your head like you should

at that lame image

one will soar and the other get sore

oh no, puns too!

 

perhaps there aren’t two ladies

on knees and swings

perhaps both are writers

committed to their crafts

they soar

into lush white clouds

like whipped cream

into deep blue sky

like swelling ocean

 

into deep synaptic canals

like rising hormones

like sweet serotonin

like love of love itself

struck hard with

the deep malaise of hypoglycemia

the pallor of Mediterranean anemia

 

2.

Rejoice! The Eagle is up

You Aztec! You Mayab! You Lenape!

You Bohemian! You Chameleon! You!

 

Rejoice! The Jaguar is up

You Olmec! You  Tzeltal! You Zapotec!

You Deviant! You Comedian! You!

 

3.

The Eagle is the Warrior of the Sun

The Jaguar is the Warrior of the Night

Both equally powerful, like eum and yang

the contrary forces held in a cosmic dance

wielded daftly by the attuned magician,

the wordsmith, the universal stream manifestor,

the beacon harnessing a band of energy.

 

 

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I guess I’ll just have to wait to humiliate someone with a poem. This one was written as a prize to Nia and Mystk who came in fourth and fifth in the MJ69 Raffle. It was meant to be first about humiliation, then something uplifting, but I failed miserably and writing what I intended and ended up scribbling this thing about balance, I think. I’m not really sure. You decide. 

Note: Eum and Yang are the Korean words for yinyang.

 

Bullpen Bulletin #9: Smutpunk Raining Down On Us

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Bullpen Bulletin No. 9 (no. 9, no. 9, do you hear the Beatles? You should!)

Where erotic smutpunk lands on your tongue

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Let’s start with Zak Hardacre

He has fallen on some hard times on FB. These hard times have really opened him up good for a rough eReaming. He’s now all gaped and sore. Luckily, the poor fecker has “hired” a sexy PA by the name of Darcy Dickens to help him post his stuff and keep getting the word out. I say “hired” but really he lured her with his big grammar and long sentence stamina. She’s been kind enough to post some of my work as well, since I’m a big fan of Zak and his sexbomb PA. They seem to like me a bit, too, so I’m including this dude in the bullpen bulletin. His exposure sucks.

Anyways, FB incarceration and trolls are pretty common. Shit, Dr. S. Punk got shut down but Trump (Troll #1) is still up and running. I won’t get into the hypocrisy of social media in depth, but basic point is it sucks the dicks of anyone famous and shits in the eyes of regular people. Yet, we window lickers keep using wiping the shit away and post one more time cause this time it will be different. It won’t. It will always suck. I digress.

Zak and I have had some pretty good chats so I wanted to share one with you. I asked Mr. Hardacre, social media user extraordinaire, a few questions and these are the super private answers [I’m in purple, Zak’s in orange (yes, themed for his incarceration, good catch!)].

So, Guinness or Kilkenny?

Guinness.

Somersby or Magners?

Magners.

Whisky or Rum?

Whisky.

And finally, White, Black, or Asian.

White.

And there you have it. Everything you need to know about this dude. Now be sure to read Male Escort Book 1 “Innocence”

Next is a word about Ashley Shades

I have some little known info about the Contemporary Romance and Erotica writer whom I call Miss Hades. Here are 5 Secrets that Miss Shades shared with me out of her own mouth:

  1. I rarely ever watch porn, but if I do I hate straight porn
  2. I hate my own writing. I’m not really that good, even though I love writing anyway.
  3. When I was younger I wanted to be a lawyer who fought for the rights and equal treatment of the underpriviledged.
  4. I was a cheerleader for many years and dream of becoming a choreographer one day
  5. I haven’t even tried half of the things I write about in my stories.
  6. I wear pants a lot, or long skirts (even in 100-degree summer heat) because I hate my legs.
  7. I have a two books that need to be edited, and four more that I am writing.

 

 The Sex Manual

Just in case you haven’t seen it yet, the Sex Manual is out and selling pretty steadily. I don’t think my rude and crude mouth will ever have a bestseller but I do currently have a the-sex-manualhandful of books all selling so I’m thankful for my guerilla warrior sense of success. Thank you for all the dirty fuckers who bought it. And super-rockstar-thank-yous to all the naughty folks who reviewed it! I’m utterly grateful. If you are interested in a little excerpt of the humorous yet useful fun that readers find in this book of sex tips please click How To Suck Dick for a spurt of online pre-cum taste.

When not begging people to read and review the Sex Manual, I have been trying to get people who liked my old locked page to like my new active page. I’m holding a MJ69 (the currentl me on FB) takes over the Old MJ Event. Come see what mayhem we are up to. Thanks.

Posted by Moctezuma Johnson on Monday, November 7, 2016

 

The Viking’s Conquest

Felicity Brandon is tearing up the charts with her top 5 Bestseller hit The Viking’s Conquest. Give it a read and review! At the time of writing this it’s the #1 Viking Book in the US and Canada. Pretty astounding! She just had to make the bullpen bulletin.

 

Shelby Kent-Stewart

Please like the Shelby Kent-Stewart Author Page:

‘BLESSING’

If all your fantasies came true, would it be a blessing or a curse?

https://shelbykentstewart.com/blessing/

Posted by Shelby Kent-Stewart on Saturday, November 5, 2016

 

Hey, Queen Kegel, Excelsior! Let’s start putting EROTIC PULP of Heroes and Villians! into all our eBooks (natch!) and each bullpen bulletin.

Literary Porn Club, baby! SMUTPUNK for years, big ears! SAN ESPERMA cockslapping fools left and right for Candy Cane–SMOOCH right in your face!–Kegel (Highlight For Your Surprise) and the SUPERhung superHUNK SPaCe GlaDIatorS led by CockSlappicus

Err, I’ve been working on a Deji’i Order with main sidekick Obi-2-Kenobi and his young Wadapan Kenhe Starcrawler that I hope sees the light of day and doesn’t die in “My Drive” on Google Docs. I also have some Dino Porn and Episode Five of Chronicles almost done but it’s the season where my day job makes me a bit nuts for 6-8 weeks so it all may come to a giant jack rabbit of jackshit. Please encourage me to finish before my job finishes me. Pep talks and donations are always welcome. Reviews don’t hurt, eh, either. The best way to keep the smutpunk motor running is by writing reviews. That’s right, reviews. Thanks, subjects of CockSlappicus. ‘Nuff said, your Lord San Esperma.

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CLICK the CHICK’s Pasties or the blue legs to visit the Triangulum Stain Universe. You will never be the same and you will be inoculated from Dildogeddon.

 
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