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Often I’ll skip my way through Reddit using their random NSFW search link.  Sometimes I find subreddits I really wish I hadn’t (pics of dead kids), but often I find things that are very educational.

Today I learned about the innie pussy.  Diagram provided:

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Being a woman (yes, I promise I am), this surprised me: I didn’t really know there was a difference.

Being a bisexual woman, I felt stupid: I’ve had sex with numerous women.  How have I not noticed this?

Well, to be fair, when I was with those women, I wasn’t thinking at all about comparing our bodies and discovering how remarkable female anatomy is.  All I cared about was fucking them and getting fucked by them.  I remember being overwhelmingly excited to go down on them, slowly open them, stretch my tongue to lick the ring of their pussy hole, press my cheeks against their hot, wet vulva.  Spreading their legs apart, waiting until I couldn’t take it anymore and going for the clit.  Seriously, I didn’t care at all if they went down on me.  With a girlfriend, we argued over who could do it first to the other.

And I remember nothing about what they looked like.

It is very possible that this is entirely because this is my thinking process.  Sometimes, especially when I’m excited, my vision narrows and all that I can focus on or remember is what I’m excited about.  Sex is a good example of this.  Sometimes details escape me, even ones that seem like they would be important.

Perhaps it has something to do with men having a stronger interest in images—that men remember pussies enough to create categories for them, so they may better remember their experiences and help them foster new fantasies.  I have no idea.

Do I prefer an innie or an outie?  Who the fuck cares.  I just like pussy.