15Dec Polls Posted in Sex Questionnaire Posted on December 15, 2015 Tags: how is my site, polls, vote What BEST describes Gay Male Yeti Bisexual Female Straight Male Transgender A Futa Gay Female Straight Female Bisexual Male Alien View Results Loading ... How many sexual partners have you had? <3 >41 4-10 11-20 21-40 View Results Loading ... What kind of girl are you most interested in? a good girl A total slut slut in the bedroom only View Results Loading ... What kind of erotica do you prefer? Married People Erotica Paranormal Alpha Male Facefucking Poetry Science Fiction Psycho-Thriller BBW FUTA View Results Loading ... What do you prefer on this site? Naked Photos Paid Erotica Free Erotica View Results Loading ... What do you think is more useful for an erotica writer? other tumblr twitter pinterest facebook a blog linkdin View Results Loading ... Personal Question Time: Thanks to your sexual forays, which of the following have you had? Gonorrhea (damn I spell that easily and reveal my history) Crabs Herpes Chlamydia An Alien Disease I cannot pronounce Bad Breath View Results Loading ... Which of the Five Hive (aka Fuck Force Five, aka WiB) is the hottest? Ava Grace (Mi Hee) Joanna Tabitha (aka Betwice Knowles, aka Destiny's Pussydoll) Shayna View Results Loading ... Learn more about the Five Hive. Which MJ book would you most like to read? Battle for Alien Relish The Book of Real and Imaginary Girlfriends Futadelic Choose Your Own Kink SEXcapade The Nose Attack of the Replicating Alien Dildos Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired The Sex Manual View Results Loading ... What's MJ's best book? Choose Your Own Kink SEXcapade The Nose Poisonous Apples (poems) Dump the FUTA president Jane's Steak and BJ Night Surprise Futadelic The Book of Real and Imaginary Girlfriends (poems) The Battle for Alien Relish Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired - Season One The Sex Manual The Steak and BJ Bundle Attack of the Replicating Dildos Romancing the Hot Stone View Results Loading ... Bella Shadow's Poll: Which of these answers most closely resembles your attitude? Sex is . . . nasty and disgusting only for makin' babies taboo and forbidden the way one expresses love to a partner dangerous and powerful View Results Loading ... Which title do you like best for this book? Palm Trees and Roller-Skates Instructions to Meet Him Asian Office Worker on Skates Roller-skating for Sunflowers Romance with Skull Candy & Roller-skates View Results Loading ... Sorry, there are no polls available at the moment. Into which languages would you like to see smutpunk books translated? (Choose up to three) Thai Japanese Afrikaans Korean Spanish French Russian Chinese Swedish Italian Dutch Portuguese German View Results Loading ... What would you depraved fuckers MOST like to see in my next Sci-Fi Erotica featuring Giantesses in the Triangulum Stain Universe? Futa Giantesses Mixed Giantesses Female Giantesses View Results Loading ... Fellas (and Ladies) -- What surprise sight would you find most exciting? Your wife being fucked from behind by Moctezuma Johnson Your wife being fucked in the ass by a hot girl wearing a strap on cock Some dude using a jelly dildo to throat fuck your wife Your wife oiled up and being tit-fucked by a stranger Your wife covered in a bukkake Your wife's ass stretched around a massive cock A guy with a big dick throat fucking your wife mercilessly View Results Loading ... How many sexual partners should a person have in a lifetime? 11-20 4-10 21-40 >41 <3 View Results Loading ... Ladies, what do you want a guy to do to you most? (answer up to 3) fuck me missionary style grab me by the hair and pound my holes from behind eat my pussy until I cum kiss me tenderly on the neck and mouth twist my nipples cum on my face facefuck me View Results Loading ... Ladies, what kind of guy are you most interested in? A good guy A total stud A stud in the bedroom only View Results Loading ... Ladies Skillz Competition (CHECK BOX TO ANSWER YES, LEAVE BLANK TO ANSWER NO -- one point per box checked, unless it's a point off) Do you swallow cum? Did you ever vomit from taking dick so deep in your mouth? Have you ever sucked two (or more) dicks at once? Do you let him hold your head and skull fuck you? Did you ever suck a dick that had previously been in your ass? Did you ever suck a dick that had previously been in your pussy? Did you ever suck a dick that had previously been in someone else's pussy? When you suck a dick, does your nose hit the pubes? Do you use your hands when you suck a dick? Did you ever suck a dick that had previously been in someone else's ass? Have you sucked a dick while other dicks were in your other holes? Did a man buy you a car the same day you sucked his dick for the first time? Do you like facials? Have you ever been stalked? View Results Loading ... Share this:TelegramRedditTwitterFacebookPinterestWhatsAppLinkedInTumblrMorePrintPocketSkype By Dr. Smutpunk 1 Comment
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