15Dec Polls Posted in Sex Questionnaire Posted on December 15, 2015 Tags: how is my site, polls, vote What BEST describes Alien Bisexual Male Straight Male A Futa Straight Female Transgender Yeti Gay Female Bisexual Female Gay Male View Results Loading ... How many sexual partners have you had? 21-40 11-20 >41 4-10 <3 View Results Loading ... What kind of girl are you most interested in? A total slut slut in the bedroom only a good girl View Results Loading ... What kind of erotica do you prefer? FUTA Poetry Science Fiction BBW Facefucking Psycho-Thriller Married People Erotica Paranormal Alpha Male View Results Loading ... What do you prefer on this site? Free Erotica Naked Photos Paid Erotica View Results Loading ... What do you think is more useful for an erotica writer? twitter a blog other facebook pinterest tumblr linkdin View Results Loading ... Personal Question Time: Thanks to your sexual forays, which of the following have you had? Herpes An Alien Disease I cannot pronounce Crabs Bad Breath Gonorrhea (damn I spell that easily and reveal my history) Chlamydia View Results Loading ... Which of the Five Hive (aka Fuck Force Five, aka WiB) is the hottest? Shayna Joanna Grace (Mi Hee) Tabitha (aka Betwice Knowles, aka Destiny's Pussydoll) Ava View Results Loading ... Learn more about the Five Hive. Which MJ book would you most like to read? The Book of Real and Imaginary Girlfriends The Sex Manual Futadelic Attack of the Replicating Alien Dildos The Nose Battle for Alien Relish Choose Your Own Kink SEXcapade Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired View Results Loading ... What's MJ's best book? The Sex Manual Romancing the Hot Stone The Nose Choose Your Own Kink SEXcapade The Battle for Alien Relish Jane's Steak and BJ Night Surprise Poisonous Apples (poems) Dump the FUTA president The Steak and BJ Bundle Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired - Season One The Book of Real and Imaginary Girlfriends (poems) Attack of the Replicating Dildos Futadelic View Results Loading ... Bella Shadow's Poll: Which of these answers most closely resembles your attitude? Sex is . . . only for makin' babies taboo and forbidden dangerous and powerful the way one expresses love to a partner nasty and disgusting View Results Loading ... Which title do you like best for this book? Instructions to Meet Him Palm Trees and Roller-Skates Romance with Skull Candy & Roller-skates Roller-skating for Sunflowers Asian Office Worker on Skates View Results Loading ... Sorry, there are no polls available at the moment. Into which languages would you like to see smutpunk books translated? (Choose up to three) Spanish French German Russian Thai Chinese Portuguese Swedish Korean Italian Dutch Japanese Afrikaans View Results Loading ... What would you depraved fuckers MOST like to see in my next Sci-Fi Erotica featuring Giantesses in the Triangulum Stain Universe? Mixed Giantesses Futa Giantesses Female Giantesses View Results Loading ... Fellas (and Ladies) -- What surprise sight would you find most exciting? Your wife being fucked from behind by Moctezuma Johnson Your wife's ass stretched around a massive cock Some dude using a jelly dildo to throat fuck your wife Your wife being fucked in the ass by a hot girl wearing a strap on cock Your wife covered in a bukkake A guy with a big dick throat fucking your wife mercilessly Your wife oiled up and being tit-fucked by a stranger View Results Loading ... How many sexual partners should a person have in a lifetime? >41 21-40 <3 11-20 4-10 View Results Loading ... Ladies, what do you want a guy to do to you most? (answer up to 3) twist my nipples kiss me tenderly on the neck and mouth cum on my face facefuck me fuck me missionary style eat my pussy until I cum grab me by the hair and pound my holes from behind View Results Loading ... Ladies, what kind of guy are you most interested in? A good guy A stud in the bedroom only A total stud View Results Loading ... Ladies Skillz Competition (CHECK BOX TO ANSWER YES, LEAVE BLANK TO ANSWER NO -- one point per box checked, unless it's a point off) When you suck a dick, does your nose hit the pubes? Have you ever sucked two (or more) dicks at once? Did you ever suck a dick that had previously been in your ass? Have you ever been stalked? Did you ever suck a dick that had previously been in someone else's ass? Did you ever vomit from taking dick so deep in your mouth? Did a man buy you a car the same day you sucked his dick for the first time? Did you ever suck a dick that had previously been in someone else's pussy? Have you sucked a dick while other dicks were in your other holes? Did you ever suck a dick that had previously been in your pussy? Do you swallow cum? Do you like facials? Do you use your hands when you suck a dick? Do you let him hold your head and skull fuck you? View Results Loading ... Share this:TelegramRedditTwitterFacebookPinterestWhatsAppLinkedInTumblrMorePrintPocketSkype By Dr. Smutpunk 1 Comment
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