Hot Fireman – Requested by Dino-Sore Story that doesn’t yet exist. Our time loop sequencer is busted. My men are on it. 

I’m sorry. I’m told I was mistaken. It does exist and, in fact, here’s the link to get yours if you don’t already have it.

Overheard on the Bus in Flint and again in San Francisco (you know just to refresh your memory) 

Female Reader 1: Why do I have to read more dino porn?

Female Reader 2: I know, right? Give me Ripped Firemen.

Female Reader 1: Or RIPPED FIREMEN.

Female Reader 2: or ripped firemen!

 

And these are your Smutpunk Fireman

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Read the SMUTPUNK COLLAB featuring Dino-Sore from where this post emanated.