Smutpunk Instafreebie Event 2018 | sponsored by Moctezuma Johnson and Crew #SmutStreet #LPRTG #EARTG
Calling all smutpunks! Calling all Erotica writers! Calling all Sci-Fi Writers!
Be part of the one and only 2018 SMUTPUNK EVENT
When: April 2018
Where: On this site, Book Funnel, KDP, and Instafreebie
What: Give away one of your books for free along with the other participants. More information available on FB. You may want to join the Freebie Erotica Facebook Group to see this additional info.
Last April I ran an Instafreebie Event on my site coupled with a Giveaway. This led to fantastic buzz. Judging from the increase in daily hits to my site, this was an enormous success (way beyond what any of us expected). The moctezumajohnson.com site was getting over 1000 hits per day. This year can be even bigger!
I’m looking for last year’s authors plus a new crop of authors writing erotica, sci-fi, fantasy, and more.
I’d like to do the same thing this year. What I need from all of you (and any authors you suggest to include) is a free book during the appropriate time. The book could be free on Kindle but it would be MUCH BETTER if it was on Instafreebie (or Bookfunnel). What I will do is organize all of it on a landing page hosted on my site with all the covers and blurbs and info and shit and then authors and readers will click to each book’s host page. On the host page, readers can download the freebie when they opt-in to your mailing list. That will help you promote in the future as well as right now during the event.
If you have any questions, please let me know. I’m attaching a “Join the Event” link to a sign up page in the sidebar (scroll down if on a mobile device). Please use the form to sign up as it will help me organize. Last year we had a baker’s dozen or participants. I’m hoping this year we can crack 50 authors. So please join and also let other cool writers know about it. The more the merrier as there will be more cross-promotion and more success.
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You’ll also have a chance to get free photos, videos, coffee mugs, dicksicles, and other knick-knacks.
I just know that you will love smutpunk once you try it, so I am happily giving away a free taste of the deliciously delicious erotic mash-up that is smutpunk. Give it a try by clicking the hot PAAG ass in the hanbok, a traditional Korean dress customarily worn at weddings and other ceremonial events. That’s me and my Chinese girlfriend having a little fun with it.
So you’ve decided you’d like a Free Book by Moctezuma Johnson. Wonderful news! A free book will be snug in your kindle in a moment, but first let me introduce myself and my fully-functioning website to you.
I wish it was 1970 and I was an awesome artist who could make my own pulp covers in pencil art and then whip up awesome, imaginative stories and have them placed alongside stories by writers of equally talented minds in a gorgeous little pulpy journal that people actually looked forward to, read, and shared. But it’s 2016 and what today’s small-time writers have inherited is email lists, Facebook, and Twitter. Many readers are writers themselves and everyone is shooting for your attention like a Korean hooker on an old Itaewon alleyway where all the bars compete in 500 kilowatts of neon power, buzzing. So what do I do to get your attention? to make you like me? to convince you that you can trust me and buy my books from me (or on Amazon and the others) and not disappoint you. Well, first I write books with plot. My books aren’t great or anything. You’re not going to get The Sun Also Rises or Haroun and the Sea of Stories from smutpunk, but you will get an imaginative tale with a few surprises, gooey love like a splatterspunk writer obsessed with his trope, and maybe even a few commas jammed in the right place. I hope that’s enough to keep you coming back for more. If it isn’t, thanks for making it this far. Take this “I’ve been SMUTPUNK’d” pin on your way out. My Personal Assistant Punk E. Schmooster will put in on your lapel, if you wish.
Anyways, those old Sci-fi pulp journals like Amazing Stories had these perforated order slips in them. You could subscribe to those awesome mags or order a few books easily. The audience kept the writers coming up with more and more awesome work. The authors didn’t have to encode a Super Url keyword train to get a few reads. In the old days, you just checked the box of what you wanted to read and then pulled it out and sent it in. Nowadays you can’t do that. You can’t pull out, well, you can but it involves lots of willpower, some squirming, and doesn’t get you some books in a few weeks. So how can I get you to subscribe so we can get in a dialogue? This is my version of that perforated pull-out order card insert.
You will get your Free Book just below, but first tick the box of what you’d most like to read so I can update this page with the book you want most.
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Thanks for taking a moment to get to know me, now click for your FREE SEX MANUAL DOWNLOAD. Let me know by comment or email if you’d like a different file format (the download is a mobi file for the Kindle Reading App). Also, tell me if you prefer something different. I can send another book to you privately.
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