Bullshit Bulletin #11
Heather is a lovely young lady.
No, not really.
Heather is a hot Asian chick who has a thing for roller-skates and yoga pants. She’s also obsessed with white, err, sticks and dominant men. All she wants is the ‘one that got away, but not everything is as it seems. Some kinky smutpunkery is underfoot. Games are being played. Heather will have to wage a new kink-warfare to empower her inner Queen Bitch.
Who’s the player? And who’s being played? That remains to be seen.
Get a ring-side view of Heather’s heart panties and her spinning glittery roller-skates.
Let the games begin.
NOTE: This book has all the taboo fun you’ve come to expect from smutpunk erotica. It features humiliation, cuckolding, roller-skates, exercise, diet and fitness, menage, raceplay, MILFs, and roleplay.
No Cliffhanger, No Bullshit — Nothing but mothafuckin’ smutpunk!
In other SMUTPUNK News: Word around the campfire is that MJ’s Chronicles 5 is almost finished
Also, Pop and Lollie (aka Teabagged by the Sentient Lollipop) is done. There will be a few ways to buy this, including getting a Subscription to all the naughtiest Moctezuma can throw at you. Wait, err, what? That’s right, fuckers! MJ by Subscription. For a few pennies, you can get access to an endless stream of MJ. All the newest, naughtiest—fuck naughty!—filthiest smutpunk on the planet.
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What is smutpunk? Think cyberpunk, add a dollop of spunk, a bit of punk, and a squirt of love potion sixty-nine—and you get the idea! It’s filthy, no-holds barred, all-out erotic wrestling contest—and you’ve got front-row seats:
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•Agent Joystick by Bella Shadows: An old man laments his initiation as a government assassin, a protein-stealing lady-mech does her nasty deeds, and History is to thank for it all. Agent Joystick details his sextale, from baited hook to sinker.
•(Not Quite) Milked by the Yeti by Callie Press: Brendalee Elkins finds that some nekkid pictures of her hawt body have been leakin’ all over the internets. She come right to get them and restore her honor but a Yeti gets in her way.
•Futanari Roommate Situation by Kella Z. Driel: Alistair is your typical, diffident British chap, studying at Neo-Tokyo University. Uh-oh! He’s been assigned a futanari roommate! She’s gorgeous, throbbing and keeps undressing in front of him! How long can he keep a stiff upper lip?
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•Dino-sore by Moctezuma Johnson: Miss Park is a Korean scientist trapped as a housewife until she braves flying to a small island in Latin America where she unearths something big, warm, and throbbing. Magic on the island is making everything bigger. Will she be able to handle it?
•Driving Stick by Roxy Katt: In a diesel punk world, one sedate housewife inexplicably grows male genitals. What does she do? Squeeze into a shiny, black rubber uniform and become a chauffeuse of course. But sometimes those without the gear shift do the driving.
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Oye, Mexicanos, Espanolos, Latinos! Ciencia ficción erótica Smutpunk
Ya tenemos los consejos seminales del sexo en espanol para mi gente que prefiere leer en espanol.
Gracias a Luis y Daverba por su ayuda!
Voy a traducir mi libro “Choose Your Own SEXcapades”. Te voy a decir cuando esta listo. Si me quiere ayudar como un equipo del calle, cuentame. Necesito gente que habla espanol para mandar tweets, compartir en FB, y leer y revisar en Amazon y Goodreads. Así que únete a mí en smutpunk4lyf! Gracias.
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Some Stats about Reading Erotica
Erotic Smutpunk Will Make you MORE DESIRABLE
This is very interesting information that I got from reading some forums today.
Did you know men are most attracted to women who read erotica?
Get this! Sixty Percent of singles would rather date a book lover. That absolutely cracks me up. That’s our nature, isn’t it? We always want the impossible. So all those women out there reading suit smut on the subway would rather date a figment of their imagination than an actual flesh and blood man. However, don’t worry, dudes, forty percent would prefer a real dick to a wand and the mental image of a man from a book.
According to polls, men preferred women who read hardcore erotica. It seems men want their women to be well versed it what to do in the bedroom. So, ladies, get reading your smutpunk.
The other things to keep in mind, women, is that one in five men find the woman erotica reader to be the perfect type. I guess they think that women who read erotica will be open-minded sexually. That’s a big plus. The fact that men think about sex every three seconds coincides nicely with women projecting sexy. So get reading! And, men, be like the man in women’s minds.
*leave a comment if some stats about reading erotica surprised you. Thanks^^
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Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired – Season One — It’s like Narnia for the Loins!
Travel to Bangkok with MJ to see just how SMUTPUNK things can be when you put a white guy into the fray in the most depraved city on earth. Add in a stalking, bat-crazy girlfriend with a penchant for drugging her enemies and the objects of her affections, which do sometimes blur. Also, you’ll find a gorgeous African-Korean K-pop star. Of course, the supermodel sold to a prince will be in attendance too. They all meet in this incredible supper club for a massive humiliation backfired that you’ve never seen the likes of before.
Read Book 1-4 in this SMUTPUNK BUNDLE
Book 5 will be coming out soon!
Video Promo: Romance with Skull Candy and Roller Skates
Promo by Moctezuma Johnson and Book by Emme Hor
Heather is a sweet Asian office worker with an obsession brewing. She’s trying hard to please him and going further and further. He invites her into an abandoned movie theater and things quickly escalate until she gets a way more sensory filled experience than she could handle. Read this Asian SMUTPUNK from the First Lady of SMUTPUNK Emme Hor.
Spreading the word: M-o-a-n-!
spelling it out has never been more fun
i had her there, looking as sad as an upside down w
each of her legs sprawled out over the arms of the chair
i had her there, spread out with her mouth in an o
like she was pouting or about to let out an orgasm:
ahh ahh ahhhhh she was breathing heavy
her breasts heaving
her clit filling up with passion
she leaned forward like an n as the final wave of pleasure
smacked her like knifing an ! into her ass
Erotic Smutpunk Press Release:
A Political Satire by Dr. Moctezuma Johnson
Cyberspace 2016 — Dump the Futa President, released in 2016 for the elections and incoming president, is a satire taking aim at the American political system. Read about what goes on behind the scenes in presidential politics. Be forewarned their is gratuitous straight and gay sex and gratuitous violence.
SUMMARY: A Mexican alien (from Mars) lands at CIA headquarters to get a fix of smack. In doing so, he meets Tronald Dump and falls in love. See what befalls him and Mr. Dump in this alien-politico Romeo and Juliet. It is for sale exclusively on Amazon (in various countries).
Keywords: Erotic SMUTPUNK, Smutpunk For Change, Political Erotica, Funny Porn.