Sex Tip #293.7

Lotion

A Sex Tip for Dummies by Moctezuma Johnson

When to use lotion?

I like using lotion to spray all over my wife’s chin and ass cheeks and tits. She has great tits. She’s one of those genetically blessed Korean women that even though they have a tight midriff and waist has got big tits. Her ass is a side effect of the big tits and is as juicy as a Korean pear. It looks great doused in cum or dipped in lotion.

Lotion is good on the tip of the penis to help with entry. This is especially useful with quickies. That cock head can have trouble getting in a pussy that hasn’t been lubed with foreplay. Nobody wants “red head” just because of a little sex.

Lotion is good on the 11th ride of the day, when the skin is all chaffing and the penis head is turning red. Plus all that exertion leaves the whole body dry. Drink some water. Put on some lotion.

Lotion is good when you’re a goon. I’m a goon. I’m a chronic masturbator. I was a sex addict but that has changed with age. I was fucking young coeds all over the place but I was getting myself into too much trouble, so I’ve become more of a porn addict. It’s sad and lovely. I can sit for hours and edge and then shoot a load big enough to knock down the wall and bust in on my neighbors doing math homework with their 7-year old. Yeah, the walls aren’t so thick in this part of the city and my cumshot is like five missiles. Watch your car windows!

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cum shooting out her asshole onto her bestie’s face
big oily tits wrapped around a big white cock
one guy holding her inner thigh
fucking her
while cum drips down her tits
another guy jerks off
over her head
pancake tits
deepthroat
fishhook
pussy rub
hair pull
cum ropes all over her flat little yellow nose
skinny asian fuck slut
pussy wide open
cum all over mouth
eyes wide looking right at you
saggy tits white ass licker
ball eating cumwhore
condom on her ass
two on her face
dick in her ass
blowbang
circle of dicks
she sucks each one
gagging like a whore
first she inhales cock
then she shakes her head
it’s not a normal shake
it’s a get that cock further down
deep into the throat
kind of shake
her head hangs over the bed
a big white dick cums in her eyes
she’s up on stage dancing with her k-pop group
she’s on the bus groped by an old man
taking cum by every passenger
load after load after load after load
while the bus driver makes his stops

 

 

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They say TV is better in Japan #bukkake #cum #LPRTG

There are things I miss about living in Asia very much. I never really liked watching TV in Korea. It was one of the best things about living in Asia. I was totally unplugged from the propoganda machine of news, TV shows, adverts, and other idiot box miseducation. I got my news from the street. Most of it came  out of the mouth of drunks so it was colorful. It was interesting. We talked at length. We discussed things. There wasn’t all this watching what you say and telling people how to act. Fuck that. It was raw. It was real. I miss that.

 

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