Sweet-looking Whore | #DirtyPoem #LPRTG

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sweet-looking whore

she seems
sweet
and
innocent
but she’s
also
a raging whore
even though
she never
touches
alcohol. it’s just hard
to get her
into your house
once you do
it’s a ticker tape parade
of humiliation
that rips her soul and asshole
into pieces
that you through around the room
while yelling ‘hooray!’
 $.

The End

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MJ Reviews “The Chamber-Pot Prince” by Callie Press | #BookReview #LPRTG #Erotica

Callie Press pulls down her panties

The Chamber-Pot Prince

by Callie Press

Bring your “dirty” mind

A very naughty fairy tale for grown-ups

 

Callie made my acquaintance with something like this on twitter: I see you’re bogged down with the annoyance of bothering with plot in your writing. So naturally I was in love and had to read some of her work. Boy, am I glad, girl.

Callie has written a “dirty” story set in an ancient fairy tale land that is literally dirty thanks to some anachronistic burritos, an evil step mom, and a lewd chamber pot (click the link to learn about the wonderful world of arinolas, jordans, jerrys, or piss pots as they have been called).

Libby is the name of the princess with evil step mother. Callie says, “She’s basically me, but tall and blonde. I’m short and a redhead.” Yes, the author’s a redhead everywhere, perverts. I had to ask too. Everywhere. If you’re familiar with Walmart, you may have noticed Libby is named after some canned vegetables. I’ve miss out on Walmart, sadly, so I didn’t make that connection. No matter because Libby’s got big, beautiful tits, a perfect apple ass, and loves sucking dick. Yep, she’s the heroine of this erotic tale.

In the novelette, Libby’s been reprimanded by her step mom and has to clean the chamber pot which is overflowing with the nasties that a chamber pot gets filled with over the course of the days. When Libby starts to clean the pot, the story takes on its first of many twists. The chamber pot can talk and tells Libby that he’s really a rich, handsome man under an evil enchantment at the hands of an evil witch. A passionate kiss will release him, he says. Libby decides, disgusting or not, she should take the plunge and get the prince out of the chamber pot. What ensues is a lot of fun and more surprising than your average girl meets boy, girl fucks boy, girl is happy erotica.

I won’t provide any spoilers but I will tease you with this: the more she tries to suck the Prince out of the Chamber Pot the more she finds an ever-growing, meaty part of him. Libby also finds a way to unveil her firm yet huge maidenly tits.

If you like literary porn with a real dirty twist, this story by Callie Press should be on your kindle.

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More about Callie:

Find her @calliepress on Twitter

 

 

 

Next on my list by Callie Press is Dominating Donna

 

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Guess Her Rack!

A? B? C? D? DD? — Guess Her Rack

Everybody ogles boobs. Can you correctly guess the size of her tits? 

 

 

All Courtesy of Guess Her Boobs (a blog)

Blonde With Big Tits Becomes Poet by Eliciting Jizz Poem on her Huge Rack – Literary Porn

Big Tits in Tank Top
big tits bulge from tank top

big tits with hard nipples in see-through shirt of smiling blonde slut

there she is surprised
that i’ve entered
the bathroom

with camera

there she is, big tits
with hard nipples
in see-through shirt

there she is
dropped to her knees

smile gone, brow wrinkled
nipples hard
licking balls
deepthroating cock

she turns around
offers her back as a canvas
I Jackson Pollock
her with poetry

Her Changing Body | Sex with Pregnant Wife

Girl Rocks Sucking Dick

Originally Called “Body Forms”

a poem for #WorldPoetryDay | When is #EroticPoetryDay? I nominate 6/9

 

before getting pregnant,

or when she first got pregnant,

she had a massive ass

two watermelons held by a harness:

her tiny waist

that cowered in the shadow of

her two big juggs.

now her whole body

was a kind of a big pear

not the American kind—

that juice-less apple rip-off—

the big, juicy, wet Korean Pear.

I slip a pig mask over her head

my cock is deep in her and I hold it there

she grinds

her nails are in my ass cheeks

this pig-masked thing is about to orgasm

“Oink,” I say.

she oinks like a pig and the orgasm fades

just momentarily until I start to pound into her hard

and she grinds furiously, oinking oinking oinking

 

 

Great GIF:

http://japanesegirllover.tumblr.com/post/104710549562/no-idea-the-source

 

 

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Billionaire Boss Erotica – Who doesn’t jizz their pants for that? | My Review of Office Policy by Connie Cliff

Office Policy – Review by Moctezuma Johnson

This Billionaire’s playground is the kind of office where I can work. I’m not one for offices, I’m more for orifices, but an office where guys are well-endowed and women are augmented in the right spots, where you can forget about working in cubicles and concentrate on working on bisexuals is my kind of comfortable work environment.

MJ has fucked so many office workers up the ass

Find out what Lucy’s office responsibilities will be

I always think of corporate culture as a drag: worrying about how much you drink at the Christmas party not seeing how little lube you can use when giving it to the hot new assistant.

Connie Cliff’s writing, as always, is great. It’s clear and crisp. Right from the start I was in love with Lucy — this rich girl who was insatiable in the bedroom, getting bored of her boyfriends, and open about her goody drawer. As the story moved forward I was there with her every lick of the way. This story was really hot, featuring a great MMFF anal scene that got me so hot I had to jerk it before getting up (I read it first thing in the morning).

This is the latest of Connie’s work to get my two dicks up!! I never want to work, but if I have to it’s going to be at this office.