Sex Tip #293.7

Lotion

A Sex Tip for Dummies by Moctezuma Johnson

When to use lotion?

I like using lotion to spray all over my wife’s chin and ass cheeks and tits. She has great tits. She’s one of those genetically blessed Korean women that even though they have a tight midriff and waist has got big tits. Her ass is a side effect of the big tits and is as juicy as a Korean pear. It looks great doused in cum or dipped in lotion.

Lotion is good on the tip of the penis to help with entry. This is especially useful with quickies. That cock head can have trouble getting in a pussy that hasn’t been lubed with foreplay. Nobody wants “red head” just because of a little sex.

Lotion is good on the 11th ride of the day, when the skin is all chaffing and the penis head is turning red. Plus all that exertion leaves the whole body dry. Drink some water. Put on some lotion.

Lotion is good when you’re a goon. I’m a goon. I’m a chronic masturbator. I was a sex addict but that has changed with age. I was fucking young coeds all over the place but I was getting myself into too much trouble, so I’ve become more of a porn addict. It’s sad and lovely. I can sit for hours and edge and then shoot a load big enough to knock down the wall and bust in on my neighbors doing math homework with their 7-year old. Yeah, the walls aren’t so thick in this part of the city and my cumshot is like five missiles. Watch your car windows!

These Asian Tits are Psychedelic again

these asian tits
are psychedelic again

luminous as orange fish eggs
sitting on a fine Japanese china.

these asian tits
are speaking French again

scraping melted raclette cheese
off a grill and onto a baguette

these asian tits
are creating puddles of titty milk

the kind that men tied to chairs
can drown in

these asian tits
are eating candied apples

the kind you used to get in halloween
before nuts baked them with razor blades insides

these asian tits
are swinging in my face

i’m howling like a howler monkey
as I dump my load up this asian cunt

 

more psychedelic asian tits

Avalanche Cum

a tit with cum
on the mountain face
like mountain snow
rattled loose
each sperm searching
swimming
a warm wet hole
to komdo its competition
off the stage
an avalanche
down the tit
past the nipple
thunderously
the whole tit
shakes with
cumdrip
thunderously
it slides
down blanched white
tit skin
to that dark pink
nipple
and ski jumps off
and onto the floor

Sweet-looking Whore | #DirtyPoem #LPRTG

LiteraryPornPoem

sweet-looking whore

she seems
sweet
and
innocent
but she’s
also
a raging whore
even though
she never
touches
alcohol. it’s just hard
to get her
into your house
once you do
it’s a ticker tape parade
of humiliation
that rips her soul and asshole
into pieces
that you through around the room
while yelling ‘hooray!’
 $.

The End

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