Two Wrongs Don’t Make a Right but Three Do
Inspired by the genius of Callie Miss O’Press (aka Fishfy Glittercheeks) in her post Alternative Facts, I have 
written a few of my own to keep me from feeling insane. Remember I am an American who has spent over 20 years in Latin America and Asia working for the betterment of human beings.
Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three do
Racism is for whining poor people with dicks smaller than yours, hopefully
Putin loves hairless cats
There’s no such thing as war
it is a fallacy created by the liberal media
same as the falsified documents that claim Obama is a real american
Drones don’t kill children, governments do
Brown people are encouraged to gather in public in great numbers
America still has a soul
and will easily stand up to tyranny and throw it’s slimy egg shell off its back
Hitler and Trump come from the same lineage
The smaller the penis the meaner the man
America was better now then it is in the past
Mayan Worry Dolls under your pillow at night can stomp Trump and all Tyranny
George Washington was a futanari
Revisionist history changed the name of the Boston Teabagging Party
Saudi Arabia trains Mexicans in Rape Arts
Islam never conquered Southern Europe
The Moors weren’t blonde, blue-eyed, and sporting beards
like Vikings or WWE champions
GMOs make your penis shrink
The controls for the heart of the sun are lodged neatly in Trump’s toupee
The average Amazon factory has 45,000 robots for every 5 human employees
but Trump can fix that because old white men are awesome on computers
and have been programming algorithms for eons
Dead Mexicans can be turned into Oil
Growing rice in Mexico and bringing it to the US tax free to be sold back to hungry Mexicans wasn’t enough for greedy American Capitalists
NAFTA fucked Mexicans way harder than Americans
The EZLN attacked the Municipal buildings in Chiapas to stop NAFTA from forcing indegenous coffee growers to pay tax to the US even though they were on cooperative land with direct deals to Northern European contries
Women have held the highest-ranking positions in the EZLN Army
The EZLN army dresses in basically the same costume as Mayan Worry Dolls
Race relations in America have never been better
Abortion kills humans not guns
American has exponentially more gun deaths than any other country on Planet Earth
Nuclear weapons don’t kill
Nuclear weapons don’t turn your skin invisible during the blast and let you see your organs working even if you are far away and have your eyes shut
Nuclear weapons just shoot whipped cream
Nuclear targets get gunged playfull not viciously obliterated
Bin Laden was more of a Black Market Banker than a Terrorist
He actually funded many grassroots projects that built roads, seeded once barren farmland, and built schools for millions of marginalized people in many different 3rd world countries
The CIA stole Che Guevara’s asthma medication
He was shot without a trial
The CIA destabilized Iran in the 1950s when they had a peaceful, non-religious democracy that nationalized oil productions and took it away from British Petroleum’s control and Western military usage which was running rampant during World War II
The US-CIA fought clandestine wars up and down Latin America in the 80s
Guatemala had a fifty-year civil war
This war was started because the United Fruit Company didn’t like the democratically elected government nationalizing Banana production (remember Iran and the oil?)
In the 1950s…
…The CIA caused a coup in Guatemala
…The CIA caused a coup in Iran
…The CIA caused a coup in North Vietnam
…The CIA caused one coup per year in Laos
The US has supported Fascists, Drug Lords, and Terrorists in at least thirty-five countries
Latin American wars called for massive ethnic cleansing usually of indigenous peoples, who were already being massacred by malnutrition thanks to the Wall Street vice-grip on agriculture
Scientists, those liars only interested in their own profit, say Holocausts happen from lack of critical thought
When the population cannot decipher real news from fake news we know that critical thought is dormant
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