Is this Civil War 2?

The protests are crazy. They look so surgical. When I was in Mexico when I was younger there used to be these paramilitary strikes and then the resistance and military would fight. It was all instigated to bring the two sides to violence. This to me looks like that. I think these instigators are professionals. The police have to identify them and weed them out by arresting them. Otherwise we are going to have the US Gov send the military into cities and start a Civil War.

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trump eats his own ass for breakfast

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lump no flitties
trump eats his own ass for breakfast


Мужики кончают на старые большие сиськи

большие сиськи


например, они заполнены гелием и чили-порошком и могут обернуться вокруг вас и убить вас в сердцебиении

большие сиськи


как они делают звук poing poing и делают ее quadraped, никакие руки, как раз 2 titties и 2 ноги

большие сиськи


заканчивается повсюду, как будто он не может уложить их себе в рот, поэтому он толкает их и атакует их

как мальчик на пого-шаре

отскок отскока и пойнт, он взлетел на Луну