28Jun

Follow the King and Queen of Smutpunk on Patreon, too

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Posted on June 28, 2020

See Emme's Marvelous Asian Smutpunk Erotica Tits

https://www.patreon.com/posts/37942623

See Emme’s Big Rack in all its majesty

https://www.patreon.com/posts/37942623

12Jun

The President of the US is attacking Americans yet Twitter bans MJ | #irony #smutpunkrevolution #smutpunk

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Posted on June 12, 2020

By Dr. Smutpunk
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5Jun

#BlackLivesMatter

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Posted on June 5, 2020

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31May

Is this Civil War 2?

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Posted on May 31, 2020

The protests are crazy. They look so surgical. When I was in Mexico when I was younger there used to be these paramilitary strikes and then the resistance and military would fight. It was all instigated to bring the two sides to violence. This to me looks like that. I think these instigators are professionals. The police have to identify them and weed them out by arresting them. Otherwise we are going to have the US Gov send the military into cities and start a Civil War.

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5Apr

Please Stay Safe & Wash Your Hands | #StaySafe #qaurantine

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Posted on April 5, 2020

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25Dec

Christmas Until Kwanzaa Special

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Posted on December 25, 2018

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See some of the photos that were taken in the Making of the Cover to Shrinkage

We enjoyed the making of the cover as much as writing and editing *Shrinkage*

Enjoy the following links to great images, writing, fiction, poetry, and even a fucking Sijo. How many erotica writers out there are writing Sijo? If you are, join me.

Lava Lamp Dildo (because TuMBLr is DeAd as a fucking doornail)

Proper BJ Technique Poem (because technique should never be underestimated)

sychedelic Porn (because…well, just cuz!)

The Golden Blowjob (guest post by Lady Ristretto)
Photo of Wife’s Big Tits (#BigTits #MerryTitsmas)
Potential Poster Child for SMUTPUNK (somebody has to be it)
Plug for Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired
MILKED by the YETI
A Smutpunk Sijo

There are Christmas Deals and then there are xxxmASS deals!

This one is the latter. “Ass deal!” So spread em and see what Smutpunk means when it bellows Ho Ho Ho!

$. USE THE “HOHOHO” COUPON AT THE BOOK SHOP $.

Now’s the Time to Get this Incredible Flash Sale.

Email me RIGHT NOW for a free book!

Cum Guzzling Asian chick sold separately
Orgasmic Male Cunnilingus Expert Not Included

Two new exciting things are going on this month:

one, there are new additions to the Smutpunk Subscription

Get involved During the Discount! FIRST MONTH FREE! You will get EVERY Moctezuma Johnson and Emme Hor book free! That’s right! Every book free! Mailed to you one per month until, well, forever!

two, Attack of the North Korean Giantesses has been a smashing success, even gaining critical acclaim for its inner knowledge of the Korean Peninsula and its trope reversals

Have you heard of the USS Enterthighs?

It’s the craft flown by the Five Hive when taking on extraterrestrial villains. This is a vague idea of what it may look like inside the instersellar vessel. There’s a hot, weightlessness sex scene in Attack of the North Korea Giantesses (read sample).