MJ’s SmutStreet Von Bitchenstein Street Team
Join the SMUTPUNK4LYF Street Team!
What does a SmutStreet Punkie Do?
I’m looking for people to post on FB groups, give reviews, beta read, and generally promote me and smutpunk (and enjoy it immensely along the way — no faking!). We will chat on FB. You will help me decide on covers, what positions to include in sex scenes, and help me name alien ships like the USS Enterthighs. There will be more, but it is highly classified and on a NTK basis only.
On Friday, I’m sending out ARCs for Advanced Reviews. Hurry up and sign up to get yours.
Smutpunk Instafreebie Event 2018 | sponsored by Moctezuma Johnson and Crew #SmutStreet #LPRTG #EARTG
Calling all smutpunks! Calling all Erotica writers! Calling all Sci-Fi Writers!
Be part of the one and only 2018 SMUTPUNK EVENT
When: April 2018
Where: On this site, Book Funnel, KDP, and Instafreebie
What: Give away one of your books for free along with the other participants. More information available on FB. You may want to join the Freebie Erotica Facebook Group to see this additional info.
Last April I ran an Instafreebie Event on my site coupled with a Giveaway. This led to fantastic buzz. Judging from the increase in daily hits to my site, this was an enormous success (way beyond what any of us expected). The moctezumajohnson.com site was getting over 1000 hits per day. This year can be even bigger!
I’m looking for last year’s authors plus a new crop of authors writing erotica, sci-fi, fantasy, and more.
I’d like to do the same thing this year. What I need from all of you (and any authors you suggest to include) is a free book during the appropriate time. The book could be free on Kindle but it would be MUCH BETTER if it was on Instafreebie (or Bookfunnel). What I will do is organize all of it on a landing page hosted on my site with all the covers and blurbs and info and shit and then authors and readers will click to each book’s host page. On the host page, readers can download the freebie when they opt-in to your mailing list. That will help you promote in the future as well as right now during the event.
If you have any questions, please let me know. I’m attaching a “Join the Event” link to a sign up page in the sidebar (scroll down if on a mobile device). Please use the form to sign up as it will help me organize. Last year we had a baker’s dozen or participants. I’m hoping this year we can crack 50 authors. So please join and also let other cool writers know about it. The more the merrier as there will be more cross-promotion and more success.
Great Reviews in for Choose Your Own Kink SEXcapade
The greatest readers in the world have been reviewing my books. Aren’t I lucky?
I suggest you read Chris N.’s new review. I’m thrilled that I have 10 reviews with such high marks. Usually, some people don’t get smutpunk and smack a 1-star review with no content on it. Something like, “stinks” or “What to even do I call that?” or some other non-literary gibberish. I am all for getting low marks if the review is well thought out. Then I find it constructive and it makes me want to write better. When somebody just writes “stupid” like some dipshit customer wrote on Callie Press’s Butterface there’s nothing to be culled from the review.
So, I’m pleased to let you know that Choose Your Own Kink SEXcapade netted two reviews last week and I hope you take a look at the full list on Amazon. I’ve included a few as an image header to give you a taste.
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If you’re having any other problems, please leave a comment below and I’ll try to help.
Street Team – The Get S.Punk Crew (aka the SMUTPUNK Media Whores)
Help me and the S. Punk Crew get it on by sharing some promos. Join the SMUTPUNK4LYF Street Team! You will be emailed a secret password that will unlock the incredible riches of smutpunk. Just leave a comment that you want to join the street team and I’ll be in touch (if you’re worthy).
Below you can find links, URLs, and images to share on Facebook, Pinterest, Twitter, and the lot. Thank you in advance for making the S. Punk come to a depraved degenerate near you.
Instructions on How this Page Works: You will find all the tools you need to share a few books and an event: links, blurbs, images, image urls. I few posts even have automatic twitter links that all you need to do is press (they are pre-written with hashtags for your convenience). If you have any questions, please email me or comment below. I’m open to any suggestions, too. I’ll be honest, I have little idea how to run a street team or what a street team even does, so teach me or, if you also don’t know, let’s figure it out together. I’m about to drop a few new projects, so stay tuned. You’ll be the first to get them as I’m looking for a few blurbs and reviews from you.
Things to Promote:
- Choose Your Own Kink
- Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired
- Real & Imaginary Girlfriends
- The Sex Manual
- The SMUTPUNK Giveaway
BOOK: Choose Your Own SEXcapade by Moctezuma Johnson (aka King SMUTPUNK)
BLURB: It’s so wrong it’s right. See what the full power of erotica can be in this Choose Your Own Kink Smutpunk. You will feel so alive that you’ll nearly die!
IMAGE URL: http://i0.wp.com/www.moctezumajohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/ChooseYourOwnSEXcapadeWhichPussyWTF2.jpg
Where do we begin?
Have your fans start with the forbidden Bukkake Erotica of episode one.
Blurb: In typical Moctezuma style this is the male hotel party gangbang fantasy gone mad as Moctezuma butts heads with Jynx. That’s right, Moctezuma’s cock ends up banging into Jynx and Jynx starts exacting her revenge as soon as Moctezuma starts to bang another super-sexy Korean sexpot. This one, Jenny, has long legs that walk catwalks and get cat-calls. Jynx, a juicy ass sashaying cumslut, can’t stand her man inside another slut. She will get him to be hers and will stop at nothing. She plans a filthy humiliation for this supermodel slut rival but things never go as planned. Instead there are all kinds of turns and twists and spurts of cock on face and tits and bush and asshole. In this intense, sexy, depraved hotel party, dicks go in so many holes that even nostrils don’t feel safe. The truth is nothing is safe because someone has a cum-craving psycho-obsessive girlfriend. This wreaks havoc all over. It starts with this episode and keeps going deeper and deeper.
Or have them dive into the whole Season One to enjoy the full ride!
Blurb: This is probably one of the best smutpunk books written. It features some bat-shit crazy characters doing stuff that will knock your panties off. I suggest you pour yourself a glass of something strong, close the blinds, bring your toys, and read this book in the dark. Don’t forget to bring tissues! And it’s not a tear-jerker.
Book: The Book of Real & Imaginary Girlfriends
Blurb: They say it’s “Bukowski on Steroids.” They say it’s “Kerouac with Lube.” They say it’s “Dali in the Bang Bus.” They say a lot of things but few of them are true. However, poet Misti Rainwater-Lites called it “Sex on a Stick” and that can’t be bad for any little book of poems to get her truth-spewing stain of approval, definitely not for this little smutpunk verse featuring deep, emotional longing.
Image URL: https://www.moctezumajohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/07/The-Book-of-Real-Imaginary-Girlfriends.jpg
Book: The Sex Manual: How to Play with his Joystick and Press her Buttons
Blurb: If you’re a sex god/goddess, pat yourself on the back and read this to confirm all the ways you rock. In fact, if you’re that good you can maybe even look down your nose at the pages a bit. However, if you’re not quite a god/goddess, pick up these lighthearted pages and learn a thing or two about pleasing any man, woman, or transgender. Become the life of the (bedroom) party with this handy little manual.
“We learned how to wear our hair in pigtails so you guys can (****-****) better!”
–The Rinyalyn Twins
Image URL: https://www.moctezumajohnson.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/03/SexManualAdvert3-FB-CLEAN.jpg
Of course I appreciate the help sharing these individual posts. Thank you. However, the real thing is to be part of the crew. In a way to say thanks, I will offer you freebies and other exclusive smutpunk. Use the form below to join.