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Sex Manual – Tweet out a Promo

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National Pancake Day – Pancake Tits

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National Pancake Day Poem – Pancake Tits

poem by Moctezuma Johnson

I pick her up from the barpuffy_nipples-2146

the bra comes off

she has empty

saggy pancake tits

 

i fry an egg on the stovenyla-thai-pornstar

dump it onto her

saggy little tits

let the yoke run

 

down her cleavagetumblr_modzxsEG0K1som2kro1_1280

to her belly button

then i straddle her

dip my balls in her mouth

 

i turn 180 degreesnational-pancake-day-tits3

so my cock is between her saggy tits

she licks my asshole

i pick up the pancake mix titties

 

and rub them around my cocktumblr_nd9osok45l1s0c71jo1_1280

getting messy with egg yoke

and jizz into the concoction

and say “Happy Pancake Day, Self!”

 

Wedgie Wednesday | #WedgieWednesday #LPRTG

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I like digging up hot photos of funny porn. Sex and humor are a match made in heaven for me. I know a lot of you witty degenerates agree with me. Alas, we have…

Wedgie Wednesday

(applause applause!)

Kick back and enjoy a few of these photos with me.

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