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 Another Installment from the Instructional Series

“The Facial”

The Wonderful Climax that lands on a Face

Stocks can be quite persuasive!

Stocks can be quite persuasive!

Giving your girlfriend/wife/one-night-stand-whore a facial is a very important and complex ritual that any true man must master. Every couple goes through this same routine: The guy isn’t happy until the girlfriend routinely takes his nut every morning, or evening, or whatever hour they agree upon, but many men let their girlfriends dictate. This is, of course, a big mistake. Some people go through all kinds of trouble to make their loved one, slave, or sex toy take nut-butter (see images). This is a waste of time and energy and it really shouldn’t be. Your efforts are needed elsewhere and a facial is your privileged that you should be tapping into. It really shouldn’t be too terribly long before your cum is hitting her nose and eyes if you follow some simple steps, such as coercing her with lore of moisturized skin, tempting her to conform with the regularity of which it’s done in all the popular porn movies, telling her she’ll be your princess, and if necessary (or if you just want) by telling her that you love her dearly.

The first thing is to remind her that choad is in fact very good for her skin and that she’s already putting it on her face after every shower when she uses all those haute couture products that she uses. Haute Couture cum is great! The next thing to remind her is that all the porn girls do it. You can easily show her a blowjob and cumshot compilation videos in abundance at slutload.com, or youjizz.com, or stupidwhoreseatmoctezumacum.com. She will probably enjoy watching the porn. If she doesn’t, you may have a lot of work to do convincing her and should probably consider buying some stocks (see images). If you do buy stocks, simply lock her in and go to work–end of story. After you come on her bound face, tell her what a dumb slut she is and photograph her and send to this blog. They love the humiliation; that will make her day. If none of these tips help, you’re going to have to ask her if she wants to be your princess. “Of course,” she’ll say and then you put a tiara on her head and jizz all over it and her hair and her face. Also, you probably need to tell her that you love her and be very gentle with her. She may not be ready for a facial for whatever reason. Don’t feel too shy to beg her to take your load. If begging gets her to kneel and be your cum target you should feel like a stud. Also, if she begrudgingly kneels and lets the semen splatter her then you must either photograph it for posterity–because it will be a long time till the next one, if there is ever a next one–or you should immediately call her a stupid cum dump just to see the horror on her face.

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Remember that no slut, err girl, is born ready to take a facial but they are all willing to learn to love it. The onus is on you, dudes. You have to work her into becoming your personal cumpig little by little. That said, you can surely convince her and feel like a real man. Girls will do all kinds of kinky shit for the man they love. Don’t worry. Remember the death of the Alpha Man in modern society is leading to his resurgence.

Post your experiences below and ask me if there’s any other how-to that you need. Happy cum-shooting!

Epilogue:
Why is the facial so important?
Marking your lover with your seed is quite empowering for a number of reasons. Tantamount is that the visual side of sex is really important to men (as Callie Press says in Give Great Head). Seeing the cum on my girl’s face turns me on. Also, knowing that there’s no chance of pregnancy and the session is focused on pleasure and nothing more is hot. It gives a nasty feel to the encounter. And, as George Clinton says, “All that is good is nasty!”

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 Aka, How to Cheat, How to Steal a Girl and Fuck her Throat with Reckless Abandon

We already covered how to get her to let you face fuck her but now we’re covering the way more important bit about how to get me to jam cock into your girlfriend’s mouth. It’s really not all that hard to seduce your latent slut and get her kneeling and gagging. There are just a few things to consider and she’ll be eating my nut-butter in minutes. Most hot girls are unlikely to want to disrupt any good atmosphere. So get the party started. The first thing is to get her laughing. Once they start having fun they are really not remiss to eat my cum. After getting your girl to laugh, and while making her chuckle, I get her really drunk. Now I start rubbing her ass, her back, her shoulders, her hand, her nipples, her tits, her pussy, and then her asshole. The whore has been dying for deep-dicking all night, so getting her to stay with me isn’t hard. Watch the way her eyes dart around the bar, she’s looking for dick — and mine is going to be pounding her tonsils while you’re home watching youjizz.com and touching yourself (now that you’re reading this, you will be defiling my girl soon while I watch porn and jerk it).

After the bar is nearly empty, I take your bitch outside and push her against the wall. We kiss. My cock is already out. I shove her down. Her eyes open wide and my pole pounds against her tonsils. She makes a heaving sound and then throws herself at my cock, choking herself, impaling herself — I don’t know why girls do this. Perhaps she likes the challenge of deepthroating a massive cock. Perhaps she cannot accept failure. I help her along by pushing her head against the wall and doing it to her. I see something in her eyes, a twinkle. She loves having an alpha male show her her place. She loves getting used hard. She’s sure of her role. She’s discovering herself. She enjoys submitting. She wants to serve. She’s ho. She’s calm.

I pull out and smack her with my cock. She stumbles back and her head knocks against the wall. I am about to say sorry when I realize she’s so turned on. “You like that, huh?”

She says, “I love big cock.”

I shake my head while looking down at her. “Then suck it,” I say.

“Cum in my mouth, baby,” she says. “I want to taste it.”

Slobber drips from my shaft onto the pavement. She is ready to fully submit and get face fucked how I dream it this time. She lets it bang deep down, her chin on my balls, her nose in my pubes, her throat wrapped tightly around the shaft of my cock. She’s nothing but my fantasy.

She looks hot getting her throat stuffed. I hold her head and blast off inside of her. She moans as each spurt erupts.

BONUS:

When a blowjob is good enough I hear steel drums in my head and my teeth fall out. It’s like my head has been filled with helium and I float over the clouds for a few minutes in post-fellatial space-travel. Me, the protein, and the pleasure principle take a cumulonimbus-dance and then I return to Earth, back to my body, kick the bitch out, and sleep. Be lucky enough to get the boot!

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I want to thank Callie for agreeing to post on my dirty little site. She’s got more balls than most men I know and also has big tits. In other words, she’s a hot, mental Futa! Let me introduce her and then make way for the juggernaut of smart that is Ms. Press. 

While Callie could barely type a word thanks to being as high as the Fuck Force Five flying to Planet Alien Relish I asked her to guest post because she was blowing my mind with these ideas that all the alpha males have gone with Joe DiMaggio and (Paul Simon is a prick by the way, unrelated) and that even Playboy — what? — has given up on nudity and fallen into the horrifying, sanitized, apathetic throes of censorship and handbag carrying pussy-men. 

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So I’m recovering from surgery and full of hydrocodone, which means I am tweeting endless insane DMs to MJ. As a result, when I ranted at least somewhat coherently on a subject, I got this DM in return:

Guest post for me please! Pretty please. Pretty no nudity in playboy and I carry a handbag please.

How can I refuse? That’s 3 pleases from MJ without even one mention of a gagging blowjob or a gaping ass fuck, so I know he really, really meant it. Besides, I’d do it for him if he asked me in any case, if I wasn’t totally absent-minded about things.

So this topic is Playboy removing nudity from the magazine. I know print is dying (I know it first hand, I used to make a living in the newspaper industry) and I guess they want to be more PC since Hef is finally aware he’s mortal. And I’m as feminist as anybody. All my life I’ve done what I wanted because that’s what men do and I didn’t care if someone said I couldn’t do something ‘because I’m a girl.’ I was never ashamed of enjoying sex even though it didn’t go over too well in my religious household or in the small towns we landed in once we left Detroit.

But won’t someone think of the CHILDREN? What kind of men are we making?

Hear me out. Yeah, porn is everywhere on the internet. And it’s trivial to hide looking at it, even if you have a prudish wife like in that atrocious and hysterically funny made-by-a-local-church movie “Fight” (trust me it’s HIGH LARIOUS). Or even if you just have a jealous wife like I can be sometimes. (I want all the attention by those who have a cock, it’s just how I’m made). And little girls and little boys both need some evidence that their dads have a pair, no matter what kind of a shrieking harpy their mother may be.

I found my dad’s playboys when I was probably 12, under the seat of his car. They were there, instead of in the house, because my mom has always been a…difficult person. And I looked at them and it didn’t traumatize me. I have older sisters; the anatomy wasn’t new, but the beauty of the anatomy was. And it made me think, wow, Dad likes women, and Mom can’t control him so much that he stops liking women.

It was a good thing to know. For a lot of men, sadly, it seems this is the closest they ever come to having a spine. For some men, as lame as it is, it’s the only sort of ‘rebellion’ or ‘alpha behavior’ they can ever manage to get away with. And did my Mom know he had Playboys? Of course she knew. Every woman knows. It’s like the only ‘boys will be boys’ thing that is really acceptable out of a man, at least after a few kids, for most women in this day and age. It’s that little spark of ‘bad boy’ that we can just knowingly smile about, even if we pretend to be offended. (Even if you are truly offended, actually.)

What's missing? Oh, my balls. Shit.

What’s missing? Oh, my balls. Shit.

Not any more though. Now if you want to see a tasteful naked woman, you have to do it on the internet. Yeah, that happens, right? Kids can’t learn about males’ natural drives in such an innocent and healthy way. Hell, the first time my husband ever saw a naked woman was when he found his dad’s cache of playboys…how many grown men can say the same thing? A lot of you. Someday that will be none. They’ll only get what they see on the internet, which is of course in a frantic race to reach the bottom. Tomorrow’s men won’t learn by seeing lovingly shot, carefully airbrushed, tasteful nudity. Their first glimpse of a naked woman will probably be stumbling on gangbang sites or something that really can dehumanize women who like sex. There’s no personal context unless it’s like fifteen seconds of the hot wife and hubby on the couch saying the same things as the last fifty couples who sat on the couch.

What it’s going to do is just neuter most men even more than they already have been neutered. I’m not saying I want a world full of alpha males, but this is the kind of thing that puts the boot on the alphas’ necks and makes betas out of them. The good men who happen to be alphas are stuck pretending not to be. The actual alphas that are left ‘in the wild’ are going to be the sociopaths, and it’s going to make women even more susceptible to them than we already are.

I want men to have the chance to buy their ‘dirty magazines’ or whatever and let their wives and girlfriends know, maybe you can TAME me, but you can’t CASTRATE me. I’m glad my hubby still has his god damn Carmen Electra issue, even if it makes me so jealous I want to slap her. If he isn’t enjoying how women look, he sure as hell isn’t enjoying how I look.

Let the boys look, for fuck’s sake. It’s good for everybody.

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Saint to Slut – Is your girl a slut? | Tricks to ascertain her status

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There’s nothing like making a girl go saint to slut

Defiling an innocent girl and getting her to impale herself on your dick is one of the great joys of sex. Another moment of bliss is watching the titties pop out. Watching panties come off is also a moment of glory, but I digress.

How to know if the girl you’re dealing with is a slut

A lot of women are sluts, so chances are you’re in the capable, good hands of one. Most women, and all great women, possess and inner slut who is dying to bust out of that conservative facade, grab you by the balls, and cream all over your dick. But before your ram it up her poop-chute, you may want to test the saint to slut waters first. I find this little trick quite helpful. Set a time limit the first time you talk to a girl. Ask her what her name is in the first twenty-five seconds and ask for a kiss twenty seconds later. If she kisses you then, you’ve likely got yourself a winner. I’m not saying that within a minute she will be in the bathroom kneeling and holding cock in her hand, but at this point it’s pretty safe to say she is leaning more towards whore than prude. If she is a whore, you’re ready to thrive in all aspects of my how-to series. The key thing to remember is that the transformation from saint to slut will not only make you happy, but it will fulfill a burning desire deep inside her too. And she will thank you for revealing her inner whore.

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Anal (How to convince your girlfriend to give up her ass) – Part of the How to Series

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How can you not want to give this juicy ass anal?

First, if you’re easily offended, I don’t suggest that you read this (unless you’re a masochist and want to feel offended). Now, for those of you still with me, this is the most useful article you may ever read.

Every time I approach my girlfriend with my desire to defile her asshole, to rip her sphincter up, to make the slut into an anal whore, to sodomize her until her Montgomery bumps bloom, I get the same answer: “tomorrow.” Then tomorrow I get a reprise of the “no” refrain and wonder if I’m in some kind of endless no-anal loop. It’s depressing. I’m stuck in an endless promise of tomorrow. It’s like a bad link that redirects and redirects.

I know that in many ways she means well: she wants to please me, doesn’t want to disappoint me, yet isn’t sure she can tolerate taking my big cock up her ass. How can I change her mind? How can I make her want it?

I am no fool. I understand that it hurts her to take cock up in through the out door, but I also know that sometimes she’ll do it for me. Thus, I must figure out what’s the difference between getting her ass and having it denied me.

SETTING UP ANAL SEX

“It’s depressing. I’m stuck in an endless promise of tomorrow. Stuck in a no-anal loop.”

There is a lot of skill involved in getting her to let your big cock up her tight ass. It’s no small matter. It hurts, it can leave her constipated, sore, and walking a bit strange. It scares her, and it’s one session without the sure pleasure of clitoral stimulation. So you need to do a few things, most of them unrelated with sex. First, you need to addict her to all that princess stuff you are capable of. Get her dependent on your compliments, little baby words, and whatnot. Then pull it away. Subconsciously, make her aware that you could start up a relationship with someone else, and make her realize that she needs all that sugar that drips effortlessly out of your mouth. Subtly, make the connection that if she gives up her ass, she’ll get more sugar than she’s ever seen. Note, this must be done subtly, subconsciously, or she’ll feel cheap and feel like you’re trying to use or disrespect her. If she catches on to what you’re up to, you’re in a shitpile of trouble. So do it right.

Example (a very simplistic example):

“You’re my little princess, baby,” you say and stroke her hair romantically.

She says, “I love it when you talk to me like that.”

You, imagining your cock up her ass, blurt, “Why don’t you spread that asshole open so I can fuck it?”

She pulls away and looks at you like you’re a dirty pervert. Which, of course, you are.

as opposed to

“You want to be my little princess, baby?’ You stroke her hair romantically.

“Of course.”

“I want to be as close to you as possible.” Massage her. I mean all of her, don’t just go sticking your fingers in her asshole. Massage her elbows, her knees, the balls of her feet, her temples, her neck, her lower back, and then her ass-cheeks. Kiss her neck and ears gently. This is the best part for her. Don’t think the best part for her is when her tight sphincter has to open up to allow something in where it’s more accustomed to going out. Show her she can trust you to be soft and gentle. Show her that anal is more intimate and deeper than other kinds of sex. Yes she may want you to fuck her ass like a beast later, but now is all about trust. Show her you can be entrusted with her delicate ass. Her trust in you will overcome the fear that’s holding her back. Now you are ready to see if this is your chance. As you massage her asscheeks spread them open and let your fingers graze against her pussy lips and her anus. If she doesn’t wiggle away, you can stick one finger in gently and say: “You can be my little princess.” This makes the connection between princess and ass-stimulation (often the essential link). Simply say: “I’ll be gentle, don’t worry.”

(see the difference from the first example?)

This is the key: set up a relationship where she feels like she may lose you and/or your sugary love if she doesn’t keep you happy. Then make her feel safe and not scared by her decision to trust you. Once she’s going to give it to you don’t get all out of control. Be slow, rub her asshole, lick it, lube it up. Take your time with everything and when you start, don’t force it in. Let her come back into it. Getting the head in is the hardest part for her. At this point, follow all conventional anal sex wisdom. This you can look up. My service to you is the mental part: the persuasion/coercion of your girlfriend/wife. This is where I excel. I want to share my successes with you.

Now, once you’re all the way up her ass, she is all yours. There’s no turning back for her, so fuck her ass as hard as you like and tell her that she’s your anal pig.

Good luck!

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How to Convince your Girlfriend to let you Humiliate her in Public

An ongoing study into the psycho psychology of my own girlfriend

 

Humiliating your girlfriend takes a certain knack and skill because it is no small feat. You have to warm her up to the idea of it. One of the best and most certain ways is to have a massive fight with her in public where she behaves like an absolute bitch. If she embarrasses you or herself enough, going way over the line of normalcy, you’re in business for her humiliation later. The more she yells and screams at you, the more her eyes go narrow and her brow furrows, the more she smacks and slaps you, the more her cheeks go red and her hands tremble, then the more you can destroy her with cock in a moment — just be patient, her tirade will eventually end. You should already feel excited knowing she will be balls deep on you soon. I mean, after an argument, what’s the best thing? Certainly the make-up sex. She will want t o make sure she hasn’t lost you after treating you like shit in public and she will feel like she deserves to be punished. All you now have to do is step up to the dish and do it.

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Don’t ever forget this

So the argument was over. She had just yelled at me on the street in Seoul. People are always staring at me but this made it worse. I walk to a bench and smoke a cigarette. There is an arcade below with a pool hall and a hallway of glass leading to some other stores. It’s the weekend and the offices are close but the stores are open. She comes over and says, “let’s go.”
I see my opportunity, “together?”
She nods and takes my hand. I say, “give me a blowjob first.” She looks at me, seeing how much she needs to do to make up for what she has just done. I lead her by the hand, which I feel trembling, down the stairs so we are in the arcade. We are behind the stairs but from certain angles we are easy to see from the hallway which flanks out. She kneels down and I whip out my hard cock. I grab her with two hands and immediately go balls deep. “Suck, pig! Use that mouth for something other than yelling at me.” I think her throat is open from all the screaming, it lets me stretch her out straight away. She gags less than usual on my cock. People walk by in the hallways. Some see and pretend not to. “They see you, whore! Now suck it deeper. Show them what a good slave you are.” She makes a lot of noise. There’s a short bit of humming, then there’s this gagging sound, followed by a wet sloshing and slurping sound. When I hear her sloshing around and frothing at the mouth I realize that her throat is really lubed up and she’s able to take the head, the shaft, the root, and even the balls into her mouth. She is sucking deep, letting me fuck her face as I please. I look down at her. I despise her for abusing me. I see her heavily made up face, all that thick mascara, and I want to destroy her. She sees the way I look at her and I see the fear in her eyes, then I see it fade into acceptance. She has given herself to me and know what to do.
With my cock dangling in front of her face, spit dripping onto her clothes around her bust, I say, “Turn around and pull up that skirt.” The dumb cunt does as told and her ass is beautiful. It’s juicy and looks like the perfect landing pad for a big dick. The thing about her ass is contour. It’s not the muscular ass of a swimmer. It’s the round butt of a squatter. The one that you want to plop on your face while you lick the anus.
I need  to put that beckoning ass to good use. “Pull your panties down to your knees.” Her panties stretch as she wiggles them down to her knees.

I push my cock into her , skipping her slutty cunt, and going straight into her ass and pushing through her resistance. She screams out in pain — no lube, just saliva on cock. I get about half in standing behind her and whispering into her ear, “That’s enough, whore. Get back over here and taste your own ass.”

“No. What do I look like a porn star?” I eye her naked ass out in public.

“You’re right, I’m going back up to the street.”

“No. Stay,” she says as she goes down to her knees in front of me again. “I’m sorry,” she says then opens wide and swallows the taste of her own ass. I see something catch her eye. I turn and someone is watching her. After I turn he looks down and walks away.

She gets a certain look when she has dick in her mouth. It’s like a confused look crosses her brow. It’s a look of struggle. Her brow creases. Watching her eat her own ass is enough for me to shoot a load big enough to paint this building cream. I pull out of her mouth and aim my big gun straight at her nose.
“Not on my face,” she says.
“Why? I’m pretty and have make up on.”
“Your ugly without jizz on you, pig. “I jerk as she looks at me with daggers. I can see the hurt in her eyes. The jizz rockets into her face, blowing her hair back. I milk it all onto her nose, thick and globule.
“Now you look pretty.” I walk away into the building. She quickly pulls her skirt down and follows me. I find a sign for the bathroom. There’s a thick batch of cum dripping from her cheek.
“I have to piss,” I say. And grab her by the neck and bring her with me into the shitty bathroom with stench and reek. “Kneel down.” She crumples into position on her submissive knees and takes my piss right off of her face, leaning forward to keep her clothes and the rest of her clean. I clean the cum off her face with my piss. After I’ve shaken my cock out I let her go to the sink and rinse off. “You’re such a dumb fucking whore,” I say.

You can get your girl to do this too. After a fight she will feel quite insecure and be up for just about everything. After the sex you are calm and reunited. It’s glue and you can use it to your advantage. It can repair bad relationships, solve disagreements, and put everyone back in their place. It’s make up sex and its most intense and there is no shame in being the sub nor the master. Push the envelop and have some fun!

Things you can get her to do to apologize:

 

  • Strip in public
  • Anal sex in public
  • BJ in public
  • Ass to Mouth
  • Human Toilet
  • Face in the Toilet
  • Eat her best friend’s ass while you watch
  • and anything else you can dream up
The only thing you probably can never get is in apology, but this is just as good, if not, better. Yes, definitely better.
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because she yelled at me in public
i mean screamed at me
on the sidewalk of a busy street
i walked away but she kept screaming
i ran across the street
down a flight of outdoor stairs
leading into an underground shopping arcade

there was a pool hall
and a golf practice center
where you hit the ball
into a net two feet away

i stood outside and smoked
my heartrate calmed
she obediently kneeled
this was her apology

with my cock dangling in her face
people all around

i said, suck it, you stupid fucking pigAsianSlut-SoiCowboy
oh yeah, that’s how a bitch says sorry
get it down your throat, stop gagging

while balls deep people walked by
one guy stepped outside to chat
with his wife, he saw her bobbing
on my big fat cock, eyes tearing

the more she does these things for foreign cock
the more her compatriots look down on her

 

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