Pretty Good Blowjob

My wife gave me a prettty good blowjob today. I’m not sure why. She sucked until

She gagged. Then she got on her back, let me straddle her. She licked my balls while I shot a load onto her tits. It was a small thick load, the kind that can glue your urethra shut.

I fell asleep holding to her ripe mangoes and looking at the very cloudy sky. Damn it was peaceful until some asshat client called and broke the reverie.

Notable Smutpunk Things | Recovered from the Smutpunk Wiki

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We used to have a smutpunk wiki (where we met some great writers). Due to very annoying hacking issues, it has been shut down, but I’d like to set something like it up again. I’m compiling some basic smutpunk things. I’ll do it little by little. If there’s something you want to add or want written that’s currently not done, just comment below. This is for your fun and convenience penetrating the world of smutpunk. If you want something of yours added to Notable Smutpunk Things, please simply leave a comment or email MJ. Yay, S.Punk!

Characters

A.

Alien Relish

Alien Relish

This is the Planet M69 in the Triangulum Galaxy as well as the sacred liquid cum that powers the entire universe. In Battle for Alien Relish, the planet has gone dry and dormant and thus lust is dying throughout the galaxy. A princess and the Five Hive need to fix it.

 

B.

C.

D.

F.

Five Hive, The

The Five Hive (aka Fuck Force Five) are a group of sexy, latex-clad WiB agents tasked with protecting the universe from alien penetration.
Ava
Joana
Mi Hee
Shayna
Tabitha

 

Locations

The Futa Boxing Gym

The Futa Boxing Gym

This gym is home to the magic jump rope that turns women into something special. See what happens when Ines from Caracas is drawn to this mystical Japanese temple/ring.

Books

 

Universes

Asia

Asia

 

Smutpunk Writers and/or Friends of Smutpunk Writers

C.

E.

K.

Kella Z. Driehl

Kella Z. Driehl (currently on hiatus)

M.

R.

S.

 

 

Quotes

Re: Nuclear Meltdown

“I’d prefer a nuclear meltdown,” reasoned Byeong Yeon in typical staunch North Korean homophobia, to being outed as a faggot.”

from Attack of the North Korean Giantesses by Moctezuma Johnson

More Quotes on Goodreads, type in “Moctezuma Johnson”

 

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“Spit on it,” MJ said.

So I spit on it and indeed his huge cock went bigger and deeper down my throat. It was amazing. I never thought I could get so deep on it, but here I was sucking his big, brown cock.

“The windows are open so all the neighbors can see what a whore you are.”

It was true. I was his Asian whore. A submissive…READ MORE at VIP SMUTPUNK

 

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When is it too much cum? (cum-drenched advert for Humiliation Chronicles)

When is enough enough? Never. I want more than a Geico ad.


If you love copious amounts of cum and the women who crave more, you need to check out Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired.

New Releases – 2017 – Smutpunk by Moctezuma Johnson & Emme Hor #SmutStreet

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New Releases:

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Futa Boxing Gym – Conquering Ines

All Ines wanted to do was kiss Keiko but instead she had to kick this bitch’s yellow ass!

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1948, Japan – Episode 2 Futa Boxing Gym

The Magic Jump Rope heals all ills…but it’s Minae finds it’s frayed and she may be the only one who can fix it!

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The Futa Dicksicle Stand

Cool Down From the Summer Heat. That’s Carly’s plan until she finds out what kind of payment Futa Dicksicle accepts.Futa-Dicksicle-Stand-web

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There’s nothing else out there quite like the Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired Series.

“Jynx is batshit crazy
and out for blood and cum.” 

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7 Things that Cause a Nuclear Meltdown #TriangulumStain #LPRTG

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This is a smutpunk style excerpt from Attack of the North Korean Giantesses (part of the Triangulum Stain Universe).

I will email later offering a chance to beta read some ARCs. However, feel free to tell me know that you’d like to see what I have so far. I’d love to share and get your thoughts.

Rumor has it that North Korean women are some of the sexiest women in the world.
FUN FACT: According to the Asian Sex Gazette, the North Korean man is the best in the world at giving cunnilingus.

Triangulum Stain Episodes:

Episode One – Pop & Lollie

Episode Two – Attack of the North Korean Giantesses

 

Triangulum Stain Novellas

Attack of the Replicating Alien Dildos

Battle for Alien Relish

 

The Partial Meltdown

The same way god built an onion in layers, the North Koreans built this nuclear reactor in layers. The layers were built as a fail safe in the event of a meltdown, but nobody expected this magnitude of human error. To have a disaster, seven errors would have to take place simultaneously. Seven areas of the protective onion shield would have to be left open. In other words, seven rare events would have to simultaneously occur. Otherwise the place was tip top.

Nuclear Meltdown

One

Kim Min Ho was supposed to make sure the outer shell was locked, but he was out back going for a smoke when he passed out from low sugar. He hadn’t been eating well and was experiencing bouts of colorful dots dancing in front of his eyes. This bout formed an electric eye that closed leaving him face down in the mud.

 

Two

Park Jung Woo was supposed to close his section but he had written a suicide pact with his childhood friend and was planning to melt the earth. Intentionally.

 

Three

Han Ji Min left his section open because Byeong Yeon, who had left his section like a gaped open asshole, was kneeling there giving him a blowjob. The complex was built in a way that leaving the section open let them both hide from the security camera so nobody would know of their homosexuality. This was the problem with years of Confucianism. Although homosexuality ran rampant, especially in the cold lonely military, it wasn’t at all accepted publicly. “I’d prefer a nuclear meltdown,” reasoned Byeong Yeon in typical staunch North Korean homophobia, “to being outed as a faggot.”

 

Four

Yeong Seok Ho forgot to water the fuel rods. This was an unacceptable schoolboy error. Nuclear maintenance 101 was to feed the fuel rods their drink and keep them cool. Everybody knew that once a nuclear reactor got to hot it started to melt.

 

Five

Seok Soo Jung didn’t realize the steel containment vessel had melted. It sounded an alarm, but he was listening to South Korea’s Girls Generation at Full Volume. In fact, he watched the video on his smartphone and jerked off to their shimmying childish sex appeal. That made him sleepy. The haze and the loud music made him oblivious to the alarm.

 

Six

Jung Yeong Jin just didn’t monitor the radiation levels. Not everybody is so good at his job. Yeong Jin was one of those guys that should be relegated to a desk job nobody cared about without the stakes of all of humanity resting on his weak shoulders.

 

Seven

The reactor had very few women in the inner sanctum, another clear tactical error put in place robotically by the North Korean brass. Misogyny had real world consequences. It was similar to how American football teams relegated women media members only to the sidelines that women in North Korean nuclear power plants weren’t given positions of responsibility and security. The outside part of the reactor had many women working as secretaries. The inside was manned by men. The outside was manned by women. Quizzical. Korean culture favored men greatly. So when the radiation leaked out. The men were turned quickly into glowing green homosexual jelly and died instantaneously. It was only women wishing the first kilometer of the radiation and these women were smart enough and focused enough to act quick. Jong Eun used an emergency code to sound the sirens, red lights swirled up on high walls and a final seal was created around the plant to avoid a full meltdown. However, Jong Eun and her seven cohorts were zapped with heavy doses of radiation. Enough to kill them ten times over.

However, the women manning the desks didn’t die.

The secretaries walked out the doors to the train station. On the platform, they peacefully waited for the train.

$.

 

 

“I’d prefer a nuclear meltdown,” reasoned Byeong Yeon with typical staunch North Korean homophobia, to being outed as a faggot.”

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This is an Indonesia Police Officer. I’m trying to find a good photos of a hot North Korean military officer. Their outfits are awesome but hard to find on the internet.

Found some:

Democratic People’s Republic of Korea Soldier

(091001) — BEIJING, Oct. 1, 2009 (Xinhua) — Militiawomen attending the celebrations for the 60th anniversary of the founding of the People’s Republic of China, rehearse on the Tian’anmen Square in central Beijing, capital of China, Oct. 1, 2009. (Xinhua/Zhang Yanhui) (lyi)

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Shayna from the Five Hive (FB-appropriate Images) #LPRTG #smutpunk4lyf

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Shayna is the Black FFF. Her specialty is knives. She wears black heavy armor with her tits out and a tattoo of the number 45 in between big DDs with small nipples and tape over her left nipple in an x. Her arms and legs are totally encased in heavy armor. A helmet hides much of her pretty face. Her left eye looks through a viewfinder which displays heat maps and other overlays on command. It also links Shayna to Cybernetic System that syncs to her body and gives her faster reflexes and increases her neural capacity so she “sees” more. A cigarette is at all times dangling from her luscious lips. Some say the cigarette contains poison darts. Others say the butt is a grenade.

She’s been to Planet M69 in the Pinwheel Formation (aka Alien Relish).

SKILLS:

Helmswoman USS Enterthighs
WiB Academy Training
Sharpshooter with Gatling Energy Pistol

GEAR:

Tactical Cyborg Viewfinder – Viewfinder is fused to her body sending electrical currents into her nerve stream and vice versa. She can ‘see’ more than a regular human being. This is a major asset in battle and when flying at warp speeds.
Gatling Energy Pistol – An Molecular Energy Gun
Armor Suit – Full Body Armor with Cybergenic Molecular Energy Arm Guns and Tactical Pockets

 

 <tap on your shoulder, dear reader>

Excuse me. Please step into our secure debriefing facility for a moment as we think you may have been exposed to a toxic gamma ray from…

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Meet another member of the Fuck Force Five:

Meet Tabitha (the blonde)

Meet Tabitha (the blonde)

 

The USS Enterthighs

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Have you heard of the USS Enterthighs?

It’s the craft flown by the Five Hive when taking on extraterrestrial villains (see technical specifications below). This is a vague idea of what it may look like inside the instersellar vessel (see “In Flight Entertainment” by Leticia). From the outside, the spaceship looks a lot like a woman on her back with her legs spread (crude smutpunk rendition coming soon, I swear). The boosters come out of her toes, which curl when warp speed is engaged. Each big tit of this buxom intergalactic spaceship is part of twin bridges. The midriff is living quarters for the crew. The pussy and ass are docking bays. The head is the front of the ship, which holds most of the weaponry. In the latest episode from the Triangulum Stain Universe, Attack of the North Korea Giantesses, there’s a weightlessness sex scene that takes place in one of the recreational areas aboard the USS Enterthighs (read sample).

 

What is the Triangulum Stain Universe?

This universe features five latex clad super-hot WiB superheroes chasing down alien wrongdoing and restoring peace to Earth. There are two novellas, Attack of the Replicating Alien Dildos and Battle for Alien Relish, and I’m in the middle of a series of short episodes. The first one was Pop & Lollie. The second installment will be coming out soon. If you don’t want to miss it, join my mailing list by clicking the big Phat Asian Ass.

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In Flight Entertainment by LeticiaLatx from DeviantArt may depict something like the inside of the USS Enterthighs*

USS Enterthighs Technical Specs

Owner: classified
Operator: The Five Hive of WiB
Type: Medium-range explorer, Disseminate Class
Propulsion System: Warp Core – Class 69 (Cyclic Input Manifold)
Active: 2170s
Length: 669 meters
Mass: 899,000 metric tons
Decks: 15
Crew complement: 169
Speed: Warp 9.975 (max. sustainable cruise velocity)
Armament: Vibrating Phaser arrays, phaser banks, spatial charges and torpedo tubes compatible with photon torpedoes, quantum torpedoes, and tricobalt devices
Defenses: Deflector shields

 

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