Poem about Big Tits translated from Russian into English #smutpunk #translation #LPRTG

big tits

huge

for example, they are filled with helium and chili powder and can turn around you and kill you in a heartbeat

 

big tits

giant

as they make the poing poing sound and make it quadraped, no hands, just 2 titties and 2 legs

 

big tits

human

ends up everywhere, as if he can not put them in his mouth, so he pushes them and attacks them

like a boy on a ball-balloon

rebound rebound and point, he flew to the moon

 

Sex Tip #293.7

Lotion

A Sex Tip for Dummies by Moctezuma Johnson

When to use lotion?

I like using lotion to spray all over my wife’s chin and ass cheeks and tits. She has great tits. She’s one of those genetically blessed Korean women that even though they have a tight midriff and waist has got big tits. Her ass is a side effect of the big tits and is as juicy as a Korean pear. It looks great doused in cum or dipped in lotion.

Lotion is good on the tip of the penis to help with entry. This is especially useful with quickies. That cock head can have trouble getting in a pussy that hasn’t been lubed with foreplay. Nobody wants “red head” just because of a little sex.

Lotion is good on the 11th ride of the day, when the skin is all chaffing and the penis head is turning red. Plus all that exertion leaves the whole body dry. Drink some water. Put on some lotion.

Lotion is good when you’re a goon. I’m a goon. I’m a chronic masturbator. I was a sex addict but that has changed with age. I was fucking young coeds all over the place but I was getting myself into too much trouble, so I’ve become more of a porn addict. It’s sad and lovely. I can sit for hours and edge and then shoot a load big enough to knock down the wall and bust in on my neighbors doing math homework with their 7-year old. Yeah, the walls aren’t so thick in this part of the city and my cumshot is like five missiles. Watch your car windows!

Brick Pig Poem

on the brick

the spray-paint drips

as the artist

shapes her breasts

like butter

on top of a pancake

lathered in syrup

like an old 80s pop song

sweet as can be

is there even a head in that bitch?

 

on the brick

inside are whatever families

tenements, projects,

crackheads, cheaters, rapists

and cop killers

but outside

the spray-painter

in hoodie

drips syrupy goodness

of a big juicy pair

is there even a head on the bitch?

 

These Asian Tits are Psychedelic again

these asian tits
are psychedelic again

luminous as orange fish eggs
sitting on a fine Japanese china.

these asian tits
are speaking French again

scraping melted raclette cheese
off a grill and onto a baguette

these asian tits
are creating puddles of titty milk

the kind that men tied to chairs
can drown in

these asian tits
are eating candied apples

the kind you used to get in halloween
before nuts baked them with razor blades insides

these asian tits
are swinging in my face

i’m howling like a howler monkey
as I dump my load up this asian cunt

 

more psychedelic asian tits

Avalanche Cum

a tit with cum
on the mountain face
like mountain snow
rattled loose
each sperm searching
swimming
a warm wet hole
to komdo its competition
off the stage
an avalanche
down the tit
past the nipple
thunderously
the whole tit
shakes with
cumdrip
thunderously
it slides
down blanched white
tit skin
to that dark pink
nipple
and ski jumps off
and onto the floor

Some Tits Look Better In the Bra – A Poem

she pulled the bra down

and her tits were held
together
a brief moment
before
they fell from the unnatural
cleavage position
into real breasts that kind of settle
blend into chest
melt into rest of body
and the riddles of time
for one brief moment
before they moved
they held like victory itself
from
held by bra
to
fallen, vanquished
unleashed

oh exquisite cellulite that creates bliss!
must you break loose of your perfect round smoothness
into your pixelated cottage cheese below each nipples
and deform from two perfect orbs into this?

Fuck it, I take her nipple into my mouth and suck