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Ways to Be Slutty For Your Man

The Best Thing in the World is a Slutty Girlfriend or Wife. It is just so sexy!

“How can I be more slutty?” is the most common question/comment that I hear

 

I was struck by one of the running themes readers have said about the Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired Series. They’ve pointed out that in some way it’s about how much a woman (or man) will take in order to be with the person s/he loves. This is an interesting theme and I realized I’ve really not made any effort to help women out with this. I have written How-To articles aimed at men (my version of Maxim, so on steroids and cialis) but nothing of the sort for women. Allow me to attempt to catch up. Here are some things you regular women can do to totally slut yourself up and makes your man weak in the knees for you. These ways to be slutty aren’t meant to be demeaning to you or your relationship. They are meant to be fun and done with trust and love (or at least deep like).

A lot of women need to be sluttier for their men. When the do that, they keep him forever. George Carlin had “the Shit List”. I present to you “the Slut List”.

The SLUT LIST

 

  • Wait on for him in the house with fake cum poured on you and tell him you were just used by a horny guy who fucked your ass and raped your throat
  • Lay on your back with your ass up in the air and proudly show off your cunt and ass
    • Corollary, call your vagina your cunt & Call his penis a cock
      TheSlutList No 5 -- Wait For Your Man Wearing Fake Cum And Rubbing Your Cunt

      The Slut List No. 5 — Wait For Your Man Wearing Fake Cum And Rubbing Your Cunt

  • fill a water gun or enema bulb with fake cum and then give it to him to shoot all over you
    • he’ll love admiring your hot body covered, I mean doused, in jizz.
  • Set up the tripod and video him having his way with you, be sure to include a blowjob in your private porn opus. You will surely find him watching it and jerking himself off later and you will be proud.
  • Walk around the house topless
  • Don’t wear any underwear all day. Yes, even if you have to work
  • Shave your cunt
  • Wear lingerie
  • Put a pillow over your own head, wear a mask (especially an animal mask, like a pig mask (try this one), or wear a brown paper bag over your head. Letting him enjoy nothing but your body will drive him wild. Sometimes he needs to objectify you to get a raging hard on and fuck you so good you can’t walk tomorrow.
  • do your hair in pig tails and wear a catholic school girl skirt
  • wear really cheap, plastic earrings
  • wear “club” outfits while eating take out at home
  • do your eye make-up really heavy and let him face fuck you until your mascara runs all over your face
  • let him fuck you in the ass while he watches internet porn from a laptop placed on your back
  • Get on your hands and knees and be his footrest
  • Kneel before him and ask permission to leave the house before you go
  • Give him a sponge bath with your soapy tits as the sponge
  • Have him close his eyes and surprise him by putting different parts of you in his mouth: nipples, fatty part of tit, tongue, clit, ass, etc.
    Write "whore" on yourself or let him write it

    Write “whore” on yourself or let him write it

  • Suck a huge dildo off in front of him
  • Kiss one of your girlfriends in front of him
  • Suck off one of his friends in front of him
  • Fuck a dildo suctioned onto a glass surface so he can see from behind
  • Put in a butt plug before a date with him, tell him it’s in over dinner, and show him later.
  • Suck his dick while he’s titty fucking one of your friends (if you don’t get jealous)
  • Stick your tongue up his ass while you jerk him off
  • Wear a plastic pig nose and a plastic tiara while he fucks you

 

I think you’ve got the hand of this slut business now. Develop your own, and feel free to share awesome ideas!

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Note:

Since publication of this “Ways to Be Slutty “article I have received overwhelming response and have compiled my advice into an eBook called The Sex Manual.

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Movie Trailer of Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired

Movie TrailerChronicles of a Humiliation Backfired by Moctezuma Johnson

This is the book trailer from the four part Season One featuring Jynx, Jenny, and MJ. The book features a laundry list of taboos (in order of importance): cum fetish, lesbians, tentacles, billionaires, sex slaves, submission, humiliation, cum crazed Asians with Big Tits, hot Asians, Supermodels, voyeurism, and more. Check out the trailer and then read about these bat shit crazy characters and the steady diet of shit they must endure. You’ll never be the same after!

Headphones suggested

Jizz Crazy as Jynx

There’s a lot of bukkake and cum-play in the Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired Series, so if you love these kinds of photos download my books (they come in one neat bundle) onto your eReader and enjoy my fucked up storytelling. It’s funny and got tons of taboo sex.

Thanks to tainter.com from where I got all the images. (Please contact if you’d like any image removed)

 

Ass-Stretching Game played with a Room Full of Whores and a Crozier | by the fucked up Moctezuma Johnson

Just in case you were wondering

Just in case you were wondering

Whose Ass is it Anyway

The Taste Test

 

So I’m in Diablo City

on a trike

getting dust in my face

smoking a red

 

So I’m in a bar

and there are girls laying

all over each other

licking tequila shots

 

off each other’s body

high on the smell

of my dough

and balls

 

So I’m in this motel

they call it a residence

but it’s a dive

and I have them each in pig masks

 

in a neat circle on the bed

all facing away

like piglets in a dirty pen

all their asses

 

pointing to the ass across the way

and I climb in the center

i’m the shepherd to these lost souls

i have a crozier

 

and i’m inserting the non-crooked end

into one girl’s hole at a time–

is it cunt or cornhole?

after counting backwards from 3

 

When i reach 0 they yell out

“cunt!” or “cornhole”

and then the girl just staffed

says which hole I’d just stuffed

 

It’s lots of laughing

lots of stuffing

lot’s of wrong answers

lot’s of smacks on asses for wrong answers

 

So I’m in this bitch’s anal cavity

and she yells out “cunt!”

like only a really dumb bitch would

and we have a new game

 

guess whose ass you’re tasting

and she is the first contestant

and the first one to fail

 

 

Hotel Party: With Jynx around even nostrils don’t feel safe!

hotel-party

The Bukkake Hotel Party is the starting book of the Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired Series. It’s the introduction to Jenny, Jynx, and Moctezuma.

Dicks go in so many holes, even nostrils don't feel safe.

Dicks go in so many holes, even nostrils don’t feel safe.

Where do we begin with this Bukkake Erotica by MJ?

In typical Moctezuma style this is the male hotel party gangbang fantasy gone mad as Moctezuma butts heads with Jynx. That’s right, Moctezuma’s cock ends up banging into Jynx and Jynx starts exacting her revenge as soon as Moctezuma starts to bang another super-sexy Korean sexpot. This one, Jenny, has long legs that walk catwalks and get cat-calls. Jynx, a juicy ass sashaying cumslut, can’t stand her man inside another slut. She will get him to be hers and will stop at nothing. She plans a filthy humiliation for this supermodel slut rival but things never go as planned. Instead there are all kinds of turns and twists and spurts of cock on face and tits and bush and asshole. In this intense, sexy, depraved hotel party, dicks go in so many holes that even nostrils don’t feel safe. The truth is nothing is safe because someone has a cum-craving psycho-obsessive girlfriend. This wreaks havoc all over. It starts with this episode and keeps going deeper and deeper.

One Amazon Reviewer has this to say in praise of the first story:

“Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired” is one of those incredibly erotic and enticing mystery novels that mixes pleasure with drama and danger, sucking you into the entertaining erotic thriller until the very end.”

Click the Chick Watching Porn

 

Episode #2 is called The Devil’s Breath and the Angel’s Touch.

It is the Revenge of Jynx. Don’t think Jynx Maze, who I happen to have an incredible crush on (see Jynx Maze Face Fucked at xxxbunker.com if you think she’s a hot piece of ass), think Jynx the girlfriend obsessed with two things: cum and Moctezuma Johnson.

This is the crazy story of the ace up this little Asian sexpot’s sleeve. You will never guess what this little minx has in store for lanky Jenny and thick Moctezuma. Read to find out how horticulture leads to whore culture.

From reviewer Cat Jones:

Another hardcore spankfest from the warped mind of Moctezuma Johnson. Jynx, Jenny and Moctezuma return to deliver up a heaping dose of humiliation for all involved. If you’ve read the first episode you know this is definitely not for the faint of heart or loins!

 Bukkake Cum Slut Erotica featuring the Devil's Breath

Click the Chick

In comes the Korean-Russian Nymph to seduce somebody in Episode #3 of the Hardcore Series

After these first two crazy high-tension episodes the third installment slows down and seems almost like normal erotica until MJ looks inside Jynx’s refrigerator. Way before that happens MJ wakes up in a bus terminal chained to the wall with this gorgeous nymph attending him. He tries to trace back how he got there but it is as if his memory has been erased. During the episode he will get clues, like messages from Jenny that say that she is now in Bahrain or somewhere with a Prince or someone and that she never wants to contact MJ again, like flashback memories of clubs and naked bodies, but it is all a haze for him except that he has the hottest attendant in the history of kidnapping and hostages.

By this episode, it is well known that Jynx is a full-fledged fatal attraction crazy psycho bitch obsessive freak that probably mixes cum into her morning coffee and could be up to just about anything. Moctezuma is planning his escape. See how he fares escaping when faced with Ass to Mouth with the Nymph or Freedom.

From Amazon:

You get your sex fix, a little suspense, a mystery to ponder and a cliffhanger all wrapped up in part 3. It may be a little on the short side but it packs a punch. It may not have as much sex or humiliation as the previous two parts but I have a feeling it is only the beginning.

 

Click the Orgasmic Chick
to See what’s in Jynx’s Freezer

 

Moctezuma’s Brand of Literary Porn

If you haven’t read MJ before check him out at his site or blog to learn more about his tawdry and crazy prose. He has a book of “Love Poems” for sale on Amazon, Barnes and Noble, Kobo, moctezumajohnson.com, etc called the Book of Real and Imaginary Girlfriends and has tons of blog posts, crazy artwork, and other interesting hardcore things.

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This promo was written by MJ’s friend Red Pesca (author of filthy short shorts with stains all over them)

 

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New Erotic Psycho-Thriller

Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired Episode #3, Moctezuma’s most recent psycho-thriller literary porn mystery, is currently free.

The Plot

Jynx is back at it with her Devil’s Breath and manipulation of the lanky supermodel. Her new lackey is the Russian-Korean Nymph Tasha, she has all the tools necessary to put her nasty cum-filled plan into motion and make MJ all hers for all eternity. He knows she has some tricks up her sleeves but will he be able to extricate himself from the octopussy like suckers she has on him? Doubtful for a man who only thinks with his little head.