Learn How to Fuck Asian Girls up the Ass

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Anal is the new black

It used to be hard to convince a chick to take dick up the ass, but thanks to imperialization and sex in the city we have a boundary-breaking that makes defiling a sweet lotus flower a lot easier than you may think

“No matter how hot she is, in spite of it, in fact, your Asian girlfriend
(even if you think of her as a booty call, she is your girlfriend)
will want to please you to the very best of her abilities.
Use this against her and for your own benefit.”
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Learn To Make Her Your Anal Slave

Learn To Make Her Your Anal Slave

 

Asian girls, like white and black women, can be picked up just about anywhere. One of the benefits of Asia is that you can go up to anybody and just start speaking, you can sit down at the table with a few Asian chicks and even if they don’t like you at first, they will be too polite and a little too cock-size curious to give you the boot. Your looks barely matter. A sixty-year-old man can put a twenty-year-old college student on his arm. So, soon, if you have any game at all, they will be eating out of your hand and you will be able to take one home. You may be able to stick it in her ass on the first night, especially if you’ve had any liquor, but patience will mean you will definitely be going in through the out door soon enough on this hot piece of Asian meat.

No matter how hot she is, in spite of it, in fact, your Asian girlfriend (even if you think of her as a booty call, she is your girlfriend) will want to please you to the very best of her abilities. Use this against her and for your own benefit.

Every Asian girl is obsessed with the mirror and the scale. She is constantly feeling like she has to do more to proof herself to men. Her whole self-image is seen through the prism of the way her man sees her. The key thing when convincing your Asian girl to take it up the ass is to remind her that white and black girls are doing it regularly and they are way more respected. So, if she takes cock up her ass, people (namely you) will respect her more. Ain’t that a good bit of fun logic?

Once she is willing, lube it up good and be gentle with her. Don’t try to break it in two. Try to treat her like the anal virgin (or near-virgin) she really is and get her to feel amazed she took  your big cock in there. After you’ve warmed her up to it, you can pound her asshole raw until she leaks night after night.  The real beauty is that you can have a few hotties on the trot at once in this wonderful scheme.

 

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You may also enjoy some anal poems by MJ. Choose from the many, great names:

Anal Sex Ass

Perfect Ass Ready for Anal

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Cosmic Slop, Funkadelic, and Futadelic

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The name’s Bootsy, baby!

Besides loving literary porn and erotica I am a huge funk fan. I love the Isley Brothers and Parliament/Funkadelic more than any other music. In anticip–ation of my next novelette, Futadelic, here is a little Cosmic Slop for ya.

Free Your Mind and Your Ass Will Follow, y’all

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A Literary Porn Comic featuring Harley Quinn, Cat Woman, and the mind of MJ

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Futanari Harley Quinn Poem

A Literary Porn Comic | poem by San Esperma de Desgracia

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for all the futa fans of batman 

she has a two-toned gun
the slick-skinned slut criminal
she’ll use the fucking thing
she’s got the jester’s PVC cap
on
the bells ring
red and black
as her clit
swells
her nipples bulge
on her big
slippery tits
her dick rings
as her bell
guns
mushroom-like and juicy
it busts
its veins
its cum tube
all over
the cat woman’s mask
and matching black lipstick
as her blonde hair billows in Gotham’s wind

 

 

 

 

 

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The HR King Hits One Out of the Park on Wife’s Throat

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the kind beautiful ballpark built in the 1920s

when Babe Ruth was the sultan swatting

when architecture carved and chiseled

with details and craftsmanship

 

people filled nearly every seat

sun glazed the east side with sugar

 

this was the season that the Latin Express

as he was nicknamed

would break the all time home run record

today he struck out in his first at bat

he stared at her as he un-velcroed his gloves

his green eyes looking her up and down

sunglasses, thick lips, tits cleaved out of tank top

then he disappeared into the dugout

and she looked at her husband

who seemed to have missed the HR King eating up

his hot, young wife

 

 

during the next inning

the usher gave her a note

with a scribbled message:

meet me behind door D13

ask the usher how

signed

Latin Express

 

she stuffed the note into her purse

then sat there frozen

and watched a half inning before she got up

the gumption

he wanted her

he was gorgeous

who knows where this could lead

a date, dinner, the red carpet of something

 

but she wasn’t a cheater

 

this was different!

 

she excused herself from him

walked to the door beside the nacho vendor

a guard saw her, took the note, opened the door

she took a stairway to a tunnel

behind the dugout

he was there in his pinstripe uniform

holding a bat

she froze when she saw him

they were alone in the tunnel

 

 

he was huge!

no wonder he was so tall

he needed the height to keep that thing

from knocking him over

he was massive!

 

she heard the loudspeaker

announcing a player to bat

the crowd cheered

muffled by the tunnel

“your moans will be muffled too!”

 

 

she looked up at him with meek eyes

the organ music rumbled its bass notes

off the concrete walls

 

 

the announcer’s voice popped

out the speaker in the blue and white hallway

“now deepthroating, number sixty-nine”

 

 

first the door, then the tunnel, now the announcer

was the whole place rigged

for the HR King

were there kneeling women in many other

secured tunnels?

 

 

she felt the cold concrete

on the back of her head

the warm cockhead on her tonsils

like one was the defense

the other trying to score

both fighting it out

 

the wall held its ground, but

the player’s big cock burst through

hit a towering home run

cock sliding right down her throat

 

bulging

were her eyes

was her throat

was her humiliation

 

from a flirt from stands

she got facefucked in a tunnel

 

just because he was famous

just because he was handsome

just because he was rich

just because he was the home-run king

she was sitting

one tit out of the tank top

drool running down her chin

onto that cold tit with hard nipple

her jean skirt hiked up

and her pink panties soaked

 

 

back in the stands after three pop-ups

he’s wondering where his wife went

 

 

the music is organ and then voices screaming, charge!”

he has his baseball bat behind her neck

her hands are on it

her tits are both out now and covered in drool

each time the organ riffs he jams his massive dick

up her throat with the “charge”

then he smacks her face and tits

and repeats

 

shes moaning, and breathing heavy

gasping for breath

screaming for mercy

“take the whole motherfuckin thing,

you dumb asian slut!”

he jams it in her

she pushes back off his thighs

he’s too strong

 

 

the usher answers the husband’s questions

“do you know where she went? have you seen her?”

he gives no inkling of knowing she’s in the tunnel

 

 

he shoots it at her mouth

 

holding his gaint cock up

to her full lips

the cum jets out

it splotches but misses the mouth

it stains her blue cheeks

her yellow Asian skin going white

it drips off of the tunnel slut

smearing her tits and her yellow tank top

he stands back, towering over her, and watches her

then rubs the cum from her cheek into her mouth

using his penis as a spoon—

he’s almost tender now that he destroyed her—

he feeds her him

she realizes she wishes it were in her womb

 

after she swallows it he says:

go back to your hushand

and kiss him, whore

 

 

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Guess Her Rack!

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Everybody ogles boobs. Can you correctly guess the size of her tits? 

 

 

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Big Ass Eating | #Asian #Ass #Humiliation

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What’s the best way to humiliate your girl? Big Ass Eating.

Cheating is always good – you know, eat out another girl’s ass right in front of your girl. Then kiss her. When she can’t resist and her tongue tastes the metallic taste of ass from your tongue, she’ll know she’s totally your whore and feel the humiliation overtake her like she’s bathing in warm milk.

Having her film while you fuck her throat in public is always a winner — it’s hard for her not to feel humiliated when she sees herself getting used. No amount of luxury makeup or accessories can de-whore her enough

Post her riding your dick as the ringtone to your phone, like mine below, and then show it to your friends whenever she calls you. Make sure to have her give you a ring on the blower while you’re sitting together so she knows what you and your friends see.

 

Big Asterisk Eating

yes it’s probably the writer in me
that wants to eat asterisk
until i cough out all my question marks
followed by exclamation marks

no it’s not the sex fiend
that hardens a tilde
to jam of that sweet exception
the sexy footnote of body

maybe it’s just human to need to know the mystery
between open and closed hole that is ass

 

Blonde With Big Tits Becomes Poet by Eliciting Jizz Poem on her Huge Rack – Literary Porn

Big Tits in Tank Top

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big tits with hard nipples in see-through shirt of smiling blonde slut

there she is surprised
that i’ve entered
the bathroom

with camera

there she is, big tits
with hard nipples
in see-through shirt

there she is
dropped to her knees

smile gone, brow wrinkled
nipples hard
licking balls
deepthroating cock

she turns around
offers her back as a canvas
I Jackson Pollock
her with poetry

How to Suck Dick: Learn to Give Brain-anesthetizing Head

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The Nitty Gritty: How to Suck Dick Well

Women all profess their amazing skills at sucking dick. Ask one why they think they are good and you hear answers like “I’ve never heard any complaints” or something to that effect. That is hardly roaring support, ladies. Kid yourself no more!

Find out YOUR dicksucking proficiency score here:

Men know the truth: less than 2% of women can really suck a dick like a pro. Chances are the girl with whom you’re speaking is a shit cocksucker and doesn’t even know it.

Here are some tips for women to learn to suck dick well, from a guys perspective. Print them out and post them on the refrigerator.

  1. Kneel, whore – position is key for ease and depth of cock-sucking, and for the visual pleasure of the dude. Also, you need to know that you’re here to swallow dick. So, understand this one unalienable fact: you’re a fucking whore. It’s not debatable. You’re here to suck dick. And dick you will suck. If you aren’t in the mood, then don’t bother.
  2. Wipe your ass with what Cosmo said – your sole aim to please and serve cock, so cut out all this kissing the tip, flicking your tongue over it, and nibbling and caressing. Get down to swallowing his big, hard, veiny meat.
  3. Lick the under the balls – lift those balls up with your hands and find the space between his asshole and where his dangling balls are attached to his body, bullseye. Now push into it with your tongue. If you don’t mind ass, lick that too (that will earn you BONUS points) and soon he will be bragging about how good in bed you are to his buddies and all of them will be hitting on you. Note: if they are not hitting on you, he’s not bragging.
  4. Swallow his dick – imagine you are French kissing him, but not on the mouth, on the dick. Enjoy it and let him ride your tongue straight down your throat.
  5. Nose to pubes & balls to lips – don’t just kneel there, swallow that dick. Get your nose to his pubes and your chin to his balls!
  6. Relax your throat – This is your mantra: swallow that dick. Repeat it to yourself. When the tip reaches the back of your throat, swallow. Don’t tense up or you’ll start gagging. Relax. Swallow. It will go down smoothly. Then let it up and breathe. Repeat.
    • Alternate PositionLay on the bed (or couch) and let your head hang off – this position allows him to face fuck you. You just concentrate on swallowing his dick while he goes to work.

Conclusion:

Depth is everything – If you swallow his whole cock, he will be obsessed with your mouth (and even the rest of you).

Those are the basics, which most women don’t possess. Just by reading this you’re ahead of the curve. Pat yourself on the back. Now, kneel in front of him and get to work. No more bullshit messing around with the head, scratching it with your teeth, sucking it like you’re vacuuming, and other nonsense that really doesn’t feel very good. Swallow that dick!

Girl Rocks Sucking Dick

Submit to your man and think about swallowing as deep as you can

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