Peel Another Banana America | An anti-imperialism poem | #erotic #political #poetry #LPRTG

Read Moctezuma Smutpunk

Peel Another Banana, America

Aztec King / El Rey Azteca

Image by Davichi via Flickr

You love Aztec bitches
in their feathered headress
tattoed Teotitlan titties
hairless heiroglypic cunts
Today Tijuana has–
Meshica cunt shtuffed
full of obsidian cock–
Dress her up like an Aztec
in jaguar skin
to sacrifice at the altar
of thick Moctezuma cock
lay her on the stone
high atop pyramid
high on princess pussy
with King-sized cock
plunge that guatemalteca
like you were splitting her
in two, ripping her apart
to get her entrails out

splatter that tomato
chocolate- and coffee-inventing
face with dick drip
diciendo: “dame dame dame
todo el poder!”

 

Read the Rest of the Poem on the Full Poem Page, Sorry (I had some formatting issues and couldn’t get it all to paste here well)

Poem by Mistress of SMUTpunk, the illustrious QUEEN Kegel | #MrBrtg #LPRTG #SSRTG

Do we really need another literary category subcategory? Why not, smutpunkists? by Emme Hor There are so many literary ‘punks’ these days that it just seems like a buzzword to use in the new age of selling books via keywords. Imagine the Classics: Lolita (Old Man Young Vixen Daddy Age Play Series) or Hamlet (DubCon Paranormal 15th Century Murder/Suicide Crime Thriller Mystery Royalty & Aristocrats), or even Star Wars (Metaphysical and Visionary Galactic Empire Space Marine Clones Incenstuous Paranormal Space Soap Opera Dystopian Sci-Fi Series). So everybody is trying to get on the algorithm’s good sides with creative keyword use, and you now have categories upon categories with subcategories inside categories. Frankly, it has become a mess. If you like muck, then you’re in heaven searching for a book on amazon. If you don’t, you type in your favorite keywords and you’re on with it. So now you have steampunk, cyberpunk, splatterpunk, and a bunch of punks to help you sort through the mess and find something cool and unique that you like. Well, add smutpunk to the list. Smutpunk, really? That sounds awful. Strangely, though, the new term applies to work that isn't bad. It’s erotica with plot that mixes forms from such varied sources as magic realism, science fiction, and Asian kung fu movies. In the same way most other punks use some common thing to glue them together, smutpunk uses the most basic protein of all to create its own panspermia universe, mixing pop-culture, erotica, the Cthulhu mythos, Far East legends, and Non-Western spirituality with Science Fiction, Pulp, and Silver-Age-Comic era elements into a head spinning, ball-busting good time. The idea behind it, formulated originally by Moctezuma Johnson and Callie Press, is to make erotica stand up on its own even if you remove the sex (which these writers admit they sometimes forget to provide) because the plots have other equally important elements. In Halloween 2015 Callie Press’s Butterface was highly-lauded, and Moctezuma Johnson’s Battle for Alien Relish has recently been featured as a kind of B-movie classic on WTF Friday. Smutpunk is just beginning and has only scratched the surface of the its full potential like a Sith lord just beginning to use the dark side for tripping her friends and giggling. Get on the slippery bandwagon and have a taste. Type Smutpunk into Amazon and see what new worlds you get.

Untitled Poem by Callie Press

I went to town to see a man

Who wasn’t even there

And when I left to buy an ounce

A sadness filled the air.

The twerp I bought from made a pass,

But he was just a pup.

I shoved my smutpunk up his ass

And that quite shut him up.

His older brother, he was cute

so then we messed around until their father got off work,

still dressed up as a clown.

A clown is creepy, I declared.

White grease paint

smeared my tits.

Both dad and son

made Callie cum

as twerp jerked off in fits.

No really, he was spastically

yanking at his stiffie.

In starts and stops

and ups and downs

it really was quite nifty,

But I grew bored of that odd place,

I blew that nutty scene

because that kind of stupid shit

should only be in dreams.

Life is rarely dumber

than the fucking shit I live.

I want it all to end sometimes

and this is where I change the rhymes

because that’s what I want.

I am the queen in this,

my dream, and you the debutante.

So suck it up, you little bitch

because I run this show,

and if there’s info that you need

I’ll tell you when I know.

Until then eat a bag of dicks

and buy my fucking books,

and live your life your own damn way

and something something -ooks.

I could have spent time on a rhyme

that made that line work out

But this is off the top my head

my brains’s a running spout

of useless facts and funny shit

it never must make sense,

And Iron Maiden taught me well

to rhyme the word ‘vengeance.’

So go away, fuck off, begone,

because I’m off to bed, with fuzzy head

and hair of red and aching legs of lead

from running all the LIVE LONG day

I’m tired, cold, and dead. Night.

 

Take me to read more incredible SMUTPUNK by Callie Press

Excerpt from Episode One of the Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired Series

Excerpt from [amazon text=The Hotel Party&asin=B00D18GW2S] (Formerly the BOO-Kahki Pants Party~)

Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired Series (20,000+ words of Psycho-Thriller Sexpot Smutpunk)

 

Now Jynx wasn’t supporting my new business venture of opening a bar and had stabbed me when I was caught cheating with another big-tittied Korean whore. I had left the door open and fell asleep, drunk from Soju, head on Grace’s very pink nipples that still had my cum caked on, with more on her chin. I heard the door and jumped up but it was too late. Jynx had a knife. She was already mad because before going to dinner with Grace I’d tied her to the table and taken her throat forcefully. Now she had the knife and the power. Last night after she nagged me to death, I bent her over and fucked her menstruating pussy before moving to her mouth and violating her throat. She cried and I left to have dinner with Grace. We got drunk. Her tits grew like Zeppelins as I got drunker. She often cocked her head to the side like a little bird. Her hair ran down over her bimbo juggs. As Jynx wielded the knife, Grace ran out in just a towel. All smooth skin and cleavage. Jynx got behind me and the stainless steel went in beside my spine. Grace screamed. The towel dropped.

JynxCrazed2

Click the KNIFE to READ MORE cum-filled psycho-thriller

“You fucking stabbed me!” I noticed Grace’s tits were fucking marvelous.

“You fucking deserve worse!” Jynx snarled. Smoke came out of her nose like a dragon. She threw Grace’s clothes out onto the street from my third floor apartment and then sat on the couch staring into space. I threw her on her back and yanked her shirt up over her head—she also had gorgeous tits.

She pulled me up, kissed me deep, and said, “Fuck me like you fucked that whore!” I slapped her tits and stabbed my cock into her cunt recklessly.

Grace stared at us with her mouth agape. She said, “You’re both crazy dog fuckers!”

I put Jynx on top of me. Her big tits hung down. “Her tits were bigger, you saw them,” I said, and then chewed on Jynx’s small, demure nipples. I grabbed the fat part of her ass cheek right by her cunt and used a handful of it to make her go up and down on my cock hard and fast while I squeezed her neck and pushed her down. “Head down, ass up, cunt! Like Grace.”

Jynx squeezed me. Her cunt was soaking wet. “Did that whore cum like this?”

I felt her cunt lips flinch and the clench around my cock. She held me tight. Her claws had sunk into me.

I fell asleep after cumming in her cunt. I woke up in a pool of blood. “I think I need stitches.”

“Go fuck yourself.”

I went outside, got in a taxi, and went to the hospital. I got twenty-three stitches on the inside of the stab wound and another thirteen on the outer skin to sew it back up.

(to keep reading click the knife above)


$.

Read More MJ Smutpunk

How to Convince Your Girlfriend to Let Me Face Fuck Her | #Facefucking #DeepthroatDecember #LPRTG | aka How to Cheat

how-to-sex-for-men-manual

 Aka, How to Cheat, How to Steal a Girl and Fuck her Throat with Reckless Abandon

We already covered how to get her to let you face fuck her but now we’re covering the way more important bit about how to get me to jam cock into your girlfriend’s mouth. It’s really not all that hard to seduce your latent slut and get her kneeling and gagging. There are just a few things to consider and she’ll be eating my nut-butter in minutes. Most hot girls are unlikely to want to disrupt any good atmosphere. So get the party started. The first thing is to get her laughing. Once they start having fun they are really not remiss to eat my cum. After getting your girl to laugh, and while making her chuckle, I get her really drunk. Now I start rubbing her ass, her back, her shoulders, her hand, her nipples, her tits, her pussy, and then her asshole. The whore has been dying for deep-dicking all night, so getting her to stay with me isn’t hard. Watch the way her eyes dart around the bar, she’s looking for dick — and mine is going to be pounding her tonsils while you’re home watching youjizz.com and touching yourself (now that you’re reading this, you will be defiling my girl soon while I watch porn and jerk it).

After the bar is nearly empty, I take your bitch outside and push her against the wall. We kiss. My cock is already out. I shove her down. Her eyes open wide and my pole pounds against her tonsils. She makes a heaving sound and then throws herself at my cock, choking herself, impaling herself — I don’t know why girls do this. Perhaps she likes the challenge of deepthroating a massive cock. Perhaps she cannot accept failure. I help her along by pushing her head against the wall and doing it to her. I see something in her eyes, a twinkle. She loves having an alpha male show her her place. She loves getting used hard. She’s sure of her role. She’s discovering herself. She enjoys submitting. She wants to serve. She’s ho. She’s calm.

I pull out and smack her with my cock. She stumbles back and her head knocks against the wall. I am about to say sorry when I realize she’s so turned on. “You like that, huh?”

She says, “I love big cock.”

I shake my head while looking down at her. “Then suck it,” I say.

“Cum in my mouth, baby,” she says. “I want to taste it.”

Slobber drips from my shaft onto the pavement. She is ready to fully submit and get face fucked how I dream it this time. She lets it bang deep down, her chin on my balls, her nose in my pubes, her throat wrapped tightly around the shaft of my cock. She’s nothing but my fantasy.

She looks hot getting her throat stuffed. I hold her head and blast off inside of her. She moans as each spurt erupts.

BONUS:

When a blowjob is good enough I hear steel drums in my head and my teeth fall out. It’s like my head has been filled with helium and I float over the clouds for a few minutes in post-fellatial space-travel. Me, the protein, and the pleasure principle take a cumulonimbus-dance and then I return to Earth, back to my body, kick the bitch out, and sleep. Be lucky enough to get the boot!

$.

$. The End $.

$.

 Jynx-Moctezuma-humiliation-literary-porn-facefucking.gif

Subliminal Message. Everybody loves Jynx and Moctezuma. Click the nipple to show your love by getting Chronicles of a Humiliation and enjoying yourself with a smutpunky good time.

 facefucking2Jynx

Her tits bloom as she gets her throat pounded. Artist’s rendition of the mental effect of deep throat on the brain of Moctezuma Johnson

 

 

Don’t forget to share this post, luvies! 

How to Convince Your Girlfriend to Let Me Face Fuck Her

Is this “Cuntface” from Moctezuma Johnson’s new book of poems? | #EARTG #LPRTG #POEMS

A poem

i always want
to eat cum
your cum
master
and show it to you
on my tongue
so you know
that i’m a good
pig

may i have another
load
please?

$.
END
$.
If you enjoyed this poem, please read more like it at geni.us/EroticPoems
I think you’ll find the books as dirty and fun as you can imagine.
Great bedtime reading, with or without a partner.
$.
(just click the above link
fill in the form
and wait for your poem!)
$.
And consider joining the MJ Smutpunk4lyf Street Team
I need reviewers and marketing maniacs

One Slut Mimics the other and I get Sucked Off Twice | #Blowjob #FaceFucking #Fetish

A poem

a slut named esther

before i met my current slut
there was this girl, a PHD student
of linguistics, who I met in the bar
and her and her friend came back
to my place to play cards
stripping, then kissing, then
her friend kneeled and blew me
in front of this girl.
she worshiped my cock
with two hands
while this girl, this slut,
watched.
Later, this dick-sucking girl’s boyfriend
picked her up at 5 am like nothing had happened
leaving this girl, clearly revved up,
alone with me, “you can’t fuck my ass, but
i need you to call me a slut and slap me
while you face fuck me.”
“good enough,” I said while<
stuffing my balls into her mouth
i slapped her good while spearing my second throat of the night

What a Cute Little (Whore) Face (Taking Jizz) | #Facial | On her Knees (where she belongs) | #Cum #Fetish

I “aim” for the mouth with my facial cumshots but really I don’t want it to go in and disappear. I want it to hit the eye or at least enter the nostrils or rope the hair. The messier she becomes, the happier I am with my jizz-spraying work.

^.^ Please share this little ditty ^.^

$.

If you love erotica featuring copious amounts of cum, bukkake, and other cum games, then try the Humiliation Chronicles featuring Jizz-Crazed Jynx.

Another Reason it’s Advantageous to Have a Slave

Poem to My Slave

by Moctezuma Johnson

hey, whore!
buy me water, orange juice
before you come over
to suck on my fat cock
in the elevator
i take the bags
light one cigarette you brought
then bend you over to
diddle your ass with my blacklight marker
the elevator fluorescent light is busted
so it’s dim and blinks
and the blacklight etchings light up

the nasty glowing markings on your skin

cumpig-whore

Another Reason it’s Advantageous to Have a Slave

cumwhore, jizz-pig, slave
the words glow in the mirror
the whore sees herself suck and suck
and suck and suck
looks confused as she sees herself
with metallic ash falling on her butt cheeks
as i smoke and get my fat dick sucked
by a glowing cumwhore
until i spurt jizz into the whore’s mouth
make the pig swallow all my warm goodness
i disengage the elevator “stop” switch
we whir and move up to a waiting person
it’s a MILF who lives upstairs
she gets in before realizing i’m smoking
and that i have a slave with nasty etchings on it
maybe the MILF can’t even read EnglishTheMostLickableAssEver
my pig thanks me for letting her eat it
then points to “white man’s slave” on her thigh
when i ask which words are her favorite
now the MILF is slack-jawed
we get to the bottom and the MILF scurries out
we are again alone in the elevator
her skin blinking “cum whore slave”
like a slutty Morse code
i activate the stop switch
then i pull off her shorts and ream the pig’s tight asshole
hard and mean
her body shakes and rattles
i push cock up to her last bit of tissue
she screams like anymore depth will rupture her
i smile and shoot a second load
up her glowing pink hole
she’s property of moctezuma
johnson pumping its last drops
then i take the bags and walk to my apartment
and leave her to go back down and walk out
^^

Please Share