The Romance on Roller-Skates Series by Emme Hor @horbooks #MrBrtg #LPRTG
Love Office Chicks in Compromising Positions? Of course you do! Try more with Emme Hor’s Romance on Rollerskates Series
ROMANCE with SKULL CANDY and BRAND NEW SKATES
ROMANCE on ROLLER-SKATES
SMUTPUNK on SKATES
THROWING ROLLER-SKATES IN THE TRASH CHUTE
KUALA LUMPUR, MALAYSIA — 19 MAY 2016 — Insiders are calling this series the Butt Plug Blues (title totally leaked by Moctezuma Johnson, retired smutpunk author) and singing it’s silly, sexy, smutpunkie praises. In each episode an Alpha Male leads Heather to end up with a butt plug up her ass. Somehow she’s always in micro-mini skirts or tight yoga pants and roller-skates. Can this Asian chick be any sexier? Well, the Alpha Male known as ‘That Fucker’ seems to think she can because he’s got a bevy of other girls’ anus’ butt plugs on display in his office on THE BUTT PLUG MANTLE. This cruel alpha, Heather’s boyfriend when the story starts, is out of control. HE’s so bad that Heather’s MILF mother Lana has to step in and help.
It all leads to a massive CLIMAX featuring BUTT PLUGS, ROLLER-SKATES, SKULL CANDY and much much much much smutpunkedly much MORE.
Thursday in the Land of Literary Pulp Smutpunk
I love when “Amazon Customer” drops a surprise 5-star review on me. I’m glad somebody caught the humor and the sex appeal of this weird political satire smutpunk, Dump the Futa President.
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In other news about myself, Triangulum Stain 2 – The Battle for Alien Relish came out of the gate with a bang and then settled back down to Earth (a long fall from the Triangulum Galaxy). I just wanted to pop back in with my fans with this sudden spike to 22nd in LGBT Science Fiction. Thank you whoever is suddenly buying it! Perhaps it’s in part due to the inquisitive and well-written Smutpunk Article by fantasy writer Jamie McLachlan.
Dump the Futa President
Been messing around with Instagram and with xvideos and pornhub. Have a look at this vid about a Gay Mexican Alien who falls in love with presidential hopeful T. Ronald Dump.
Keep in mind Dump is the Futa President and they will Dump the Futa president. Both meanings are cool in this smutpunk romp.
Give it a read here and Latino Futa Presidential Smutpunk!
Poem with Strong Verb || #poems #psychedlicporn #smutpunk @MJKingOfErotica
Softball
sexy red lips
blue baseball cap turned to the side
baseball jersey open
round meaty tits out
flat little nose with two dark nostrils
a Chinese painted vase on the windowsill
a black leather couch
is
just the right vibe
to get her to ride on top of me
with her high pitched breathy moans
grind her hips in that athletic, dancer’s way
until she closes her eyes
rubs her own gorgeous tits
bucks a few lasts times
and says, “that’s what I needed.”
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poem with strong verb
Funny video about the fucking yeti | #EARTG #LPRTG #SSRTG
Funny Video: Milked by the YETI
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Visit the Literary Porn Smutpunk Tag to find all the installments of MILKED BY THE YETI by Moctezuma Johnson and Callie Press. It’s just so bad it’s good: wit-laced B-movie schlock dished out by two of smutpunk’s finest.
Milked by the Yeti | Live on LiteraryPorn.net | #LPRTG #EARTG @calliepress lol
I am writing MILKED BY THE YETI in installments on literaryporn.net (the companion site to #LPRTG and moctezumajohnson.com)
I’ve released the first two installments and the OUTLINE. I think it will be fun to write this in a totally transparent manner. You can see me succeed or you can see me fail, or most likely land somewhere in the middle. I mean, how can a snowed in story with an abominable snowman and a Russian Slut with big tits not be a grand winner?
Go ahead and have a look.
OUTLINE of BOOK ONE:
INSTALLMENT ONE of MJ’s Milked by the Yeti ONE
INSTALLMENT TWO of MJ’s Milked by the Yeti TWO
INSTALLMENT THREE of MJ’s Milked by the Yeti THREE
INSTALLMENT FOUR of MJ’s Milked by the Yeti FOUR
EXTRA EXTRA READ ALL ABOUT IT:
An awesome writer, a writer of genius and sex appeal, has expressed interest in writing BOOK two of the fucking yeti series I’ve begun here.
Callie Press does not rest on her laurels. She writes. She said she’d get behind the wheel for a ride on MILKED BY THE YETI and sure ’nuff, here the thing is. Good news, indeed, little newspaper-selling sir!
Also, with Callie’s posts, she has really taken this “be transparent about how you write” stuff far. Her intros and asides are awesome. We are getting tons of positive feedback. Enjoy!
BOOK TWO:
INSTALLMENT ONE of Callie’s Milked by the Yeti ONE
INSTALLMENT TWO of Callie’s Milked by the Yeti TWO
INSTALLMENT THREE of Callie’s Milked by the Yeti THREE
INSTALLMENT FOUR of Callie’s Milked by the Yeti FOUR
You know what, somebody has to make a trailer of these MILKED BY THE YETI books.
BOOK THREE by Moctezuma Johnson
Part One
Part Two
Part Three
Part Four
And Finally, Book Four by Callie Press has begun!
Part One
(if any links are bad please let me know in the comments and try searching on literaryporn.net, thanks^^)

Why a model modelling in a block of ice is appropriate makes more sense when you read part 1 of Book 4
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Saint to Slut – Is your girl a slut? | Tricks to ascertain her status
There’s nothing like making a girl go saint to slut
Defiling an innocent girl and getting her to impale herself on your dick is one of the great joys of sex. Another moment of bliss is watching the titties pop out. Watching panties come off is also a moment of glory, but I digress.
How to know if the girl you’re dealing with is a slut
The How To Series – Useful Relationship Advice
This stuff works, guys. You can wipe your ass with Cosmo. The new world order has reduced men to whining little bitches. Yes, me too! I’m on a mission to reclaim my balls and stuff in the mouths of the masses. Come join me. Ladies welcome too!
Bimbo Honor | a poem of respect for women of all kinds, from prudes to sluts
her tits are torpedoes and ETFs:
double F tits
she never pays for a thing,
a triple A credit rating
from Davao to Madagascar
even on the island of Java
they kneel to this Queen bitch
carve statues in her esteemed
breasty bimbo honor
Guess Her Rack!
A? B? C? D? DD? — Guess Her Rack
Everybody ogles boobs. Can you correctly guess the size of her tits?
- waiting patiently
- …for cock
- Guess No More
- No more guessing, now you know what kind of tits she has
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