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    Brick Pig Poem is she a pig? is the pig real? is the pig real on the brick wall? is the brick wall where pigs go to oink? is there even a head in that bitch? I can’t believe I got a cappucino out of her she let me cum all over her face yesterday […]
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Pretty Good Blowjob

My wife gave me a prettty good blowjob today. I’m not sure why. She sucked until

She gagged. Then she got on her back, let me straddle her. She licked my balls while I shot a load onto her tits. It was a small thick load, the kind that can glue your urethra shut.

I fell asleep holding to her ripe mangoes and looking at the very cloudy sky. Damn it was peaceful until some asshat client called and broke the reverie.

Poem about Big Tits translated from Russian into English #smutpunk #translation #LPRTG

big tits

huge

for example, they are filled with helium and chili powder and can turn around you and kill you in a heartbeat

 

big tits

giant

as they make the poing poing sound and make it quadraped, no hands, just 2 titties and 2 legs

 

big tits

human

ends up everywhere, as if he can not put them in his mouth, so he pushes them and attacks them

like a boy on a ball-balloon

rebound rebound and point, he flew to the moon

 

Sex Tip #293.7

Lotion

A Sex Tip for Dummies by Moctezuma Johnson

When to use lotion?

I like using lotion to spray all over my wife’s chin and ass cheeks and tits. She has great tits. She’s one of those genetically blessed Korean women that even though they have a tight midriff and waist has got big tits. Her ass is a side effect of the big tits and is as juicy as a Korean pear. It looks great doused in cum or dipped in lotion.

Lotion is good on the tip of the penis to help with entry. This is especially useful with quickies. That cock head can have trouble getting in a pussy that hasn’t been lubed with foreplay. Nobody wants “red head” just because of a little sex.

Lotion is good on the 11th ride of the day, when the skin is all chaffing and the penis head is turning red. Plus all that exertion leaves the whole body dry. Drink some water. Put on some lotion.

Lotion is good when you’re a goon. I’m a goon. I’m a chronic masturbator. I was a sex addict but that has changed with age. I was fucking young coeds all over the place but I was getting myself into too much trouble, so I’ve become more of a porn addict. It’s sad and lovely. I can sit for hours and edge and then shoot a load big enough to knock down the wall and bust in on my neighbors doing math homework with their 7-year old. Yeah, the walls aren’t so thick in this part of the city and my cumshot is like five missiles. Watch your car windows!

Brick Pig Poem

on the brick

the spray-paint drips

as the artist

shapes her breasts

like butter

on top of a pancake

lathered in syrup

like an old 80s pop song

sweet as can be

is there even a head in that bitch?

 

on the brick

inside are whatever families

tenements, projects,

crackheads, cheaters, rapists

and cop killers

but outside

the spray-painter

in hoodie

drips syrupy goodness

of a big juicy pair

is there even a head on the bitch?