Learn How to Fuck Asian Girls up the Ass
Anal is the new black
It used to be hard to convince a chick to take dick up the ass, but thanks to imperialization and sex in the city we have a boundary-breaking that makes defiling a sweet lotus flower a lot easier than you may think
“No matter how hot she is, in spite of it, in fact, your Asian girlfriend
(even if you think of her as a booty call, she is your girlfriend)
will want to please you to the very best of her abilities.
Use this against her and for your own benefit.”
Asian girls, like white and black women, can be picked up just about anywhere. One of the benefits of Asia is that you can go up to anybody and just start speaking, you can sit down at the table with a few Asian chicks and even if they don’t like you at first, they will be too polite and a little too cock-size curious to give you the boot. Your looks barely matter. A sixty-year-old man can put a twenty-year-old college student on his arm. So, soon, if you have any game at all, they will be eating out of your hand and you will be able to take one home. You may be able to stick it in her ass on the first night, especially if you’ve had any liquor, but patience will mean you will definitely be going in through the out door soon enough on this hot piece of Asian meat.
No matter how hot she is, in spite of it, in fact, your Asian girlfriend (even if you think of her as a booty call, she is your girlfriend) will want to please you to the very best of her abilities. Use this against her and for your own benefit.
Every Asian girl is obsessed with the mirror and the scale. She is constantly feeling like she has to do more to proof herself to men. Her whole self-image is seen through the prism of the way her man sees her. The key thing when convincing your Asian girl to take it up the ass is to remind her that white and black girls are doing it regularly and they are way more respected. So, if she takes cock up her ass, people (namely you) will respect her more. Ain’t that a good bit of fun logic?
Once she is willing, lube it up good and be gentle with her. Don’t try to break it in two. Try to treat her like the anal virgin (or near-virgin) she really is and get her to feel amazed she took your big cock in there. After you’ve warmed her up to it, you can pound her asshole raw until she leaks night after night. The real beauty is that you can have a few hotties on the trot at once in this wonderful scheme.
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You may also enjoy some anal poems by MJ. Choose from the many, great names:
- The Anal Queen
- The Anal Pig
- Ass Pig Face
- Getting Ready for Work by Moctezuma Johnson
- Anal Bent Over the Pool Table in the Bar
- There You Have Ass
- Anal Pig
- Fucked Her Ass
- Fucked Her Ass (Remix 1)
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Ways to Be Slutty for your Man | The Slut List |
Ways to Be Slutty For Your Man
The Best Thing in the World is a Slutty Girlfriend or Wife. It is just so sexy!
“How can I be more slutty?” is the most common question/comment that I hear
I was struck by one of the running themes readers have said about the Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired Series. They’ve pointed out that in some way it’s about how much a woman (or man) will take in order to be with the person s/he loves. This is an interesting theme and I realized I’ve really not made any effort to help women out with this. I have written How-To articles aimed at men (my version of Maxim, so on steroids and cialis) but nothing of the sort for women. Allow me to attempt to catch up. Here are some things you regular women can do to totally slut yourself up and makes your man weak in the knees for you. These ways to be slutty aren’t meant to be demeaning to you or your relationship. They are meant to be fun and done with trust and love (or at least deep like).
A lot of women need to be sluttier for their men. When the do that, they keep him forever. George Carlin had “the Shit List”. I present to you “the Slut List”.
The SLUT LIST
- Wait on for him in the house with fake cum poured on you and tell him you were just used by a horny guy who fucked your ass and raped your throat
- Lay on your back with your ass up in the air and proudly show off your cunt and ass
- Corollary, call your vagina your cunt & Call his penis a cock
- fill a water gun or enema bulb with fake cum and then give it to him to shoot all over you
- he’ll love admiring your hot body covered, I mean doused, in jizz.
- Set up the tripod and video him having his way with you, be sure to include a blowjob in your private porn opus. You will surely find him watching it and jerking himself off later and you will be proud.
- Walk around the house topless
- Don’t wear any underwear all day. Yes, even if you have to work
- Shave your cunt
- Wear lingerie
- Put a pillow over your own head, wear a mask (especially an animal mask, like a pig mask (try this one), or wear a brown paper bag over your head. Letting him enjoy nothing but your body will drive him wild. Sometimes he needs to objectify you to get a raging hard on and fuck you so good you can’t walk tomorrow.
- do your hair in pig tails and wear a catholic school girl skirt
- wear really cheap, plastic earrings
- wear “club” outfits while eating take out at home
- do your eye make-up really heavy and let him face fuck you until your mascara runs all over your face
- let him fuck you in the ass while he watches internet porn from a laptop placed on your back
- Get on your hands and knees and be his footrest
- Kneel before him and ask permission to leave the house before you go
- Give him a sponge bath with your soapy tits as the sponge
- Have him close his eyes and surprise him by putting different parts of you in his mouth: nipples, fatty part of tit, tongue, clit, ass, etc.
- Suck a huge dildo off in front of him
- Kiss one of your girlfriends in front of him
- Suck off one of his friends in front of him
- Fuck a dildo suctioned onto a glass surface so he can see from behind
- Put in a butt plug before a date with him, tell him it’s in over dinner, and show him later.
- Suck his dick while he’s titty fucking one of your friends (if you don’t get jealous)
- Stick your tongue up his ass while you jerk him off
- Wear a plastic pig nose and a plastic tiara while he fucks you
I think you’ve got the hand of this slut business now. Develop your own, and feel free to share awesome ideas!
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Note:
Since publication of this “Ways to Be Slutty “article I have received overwhelming response and have compiled my advice into an eBook called The Sex Manual.
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Movie Trailer of Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired
Movie Trailer – Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired by Moctezuma Johnson
This is the book trailer from the four part Season One featuring Jynx, Jenny, and MJ. The book features a laundry list of taboos (in order of importance): cum fetish, lesbians, tentacles, billionaires, sex slaves, submission, humiliation, cum crazed Asians with Big Tits, hot Asians, Supermodels, voyeurism, and more. Check out the trailer and then read about these bat shit crazy characters and the steady diet of shit they must endure. You’ll never be the same after!
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Ass-Stretching Game played with a Room Full of Whores and a Crozier | by the fucked up Moctezuma Johnson
Whose Ass is it Anyway
The Taste Test
So I’m in Diablo City
on a trike
getting dust in my face
smoking a red
So I’m in a bar
and there are girls laying
all over each other
licking tequila shots
off each other’s body
high on the smell
of my dough
and balls
So I’m in this motel
they call it a residence
but it’s a dive
and I have them each in pig masks
in a neat circle on the bed
all facing away
like piglets in a dirty pen
all their asses
pointing to the ass across the way
and I climb in the center
i’m the shepherd to these lost souls
i have a crozier
and i’m inserting the non-crooked end
into one girl’s hole at a time–
is it cunt or cornhole?—
after counting backwards from 3
When i reach 0 they yell out
“cunt!” or “cornhole”
and then the girl just staffed
says which hole I’d just stuffed
It’s lots of laughing
lots of stuffing
lot’s of wrong answers
lot’s of smacks on asses for wrong answers
So I’m in this bitch’s anal cavity
and she yells out “cunt!”
like only a really dumb bitch would
and we have a new game
guess whose ass you’re tasting
and she is the first contestant
and the first one to fail
The Nymph & the Epiphany
New Erotic Psycho-Thriller
Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired Episode #3, Moctezuma’s most recent psycho-thriller literary porn mystery, is currently free.
The Plot
Jynx is back at it with her Devil’s Breath and manipulation of the lanky supermodel. Her new lackey is the Russian-Korean Nymph Tasha, she has all the tools necessary to put her nasty cum-filled plan into motion and make MJ all hers for all eternity. He knows she has some tricks up her sleeves but will he be able to extricate himself from the octopussy like suckers she has on him? Doubtful for a man who only thinks with his little head.
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