One Poem for Wes & Alanna | by MoJo || #PoetForHire #LPRTG #AnalPoem

 

Her name is Alanna

 

Alanna wants Wes to attack

smack ass, cup the hand so

it’s more thwack than smack

but smack it firm

thwack her red

reach back and glob

S. Punk Butter on

 

glob it on her crack real good

glob it on her anus, you should

 

rub your dick the jar, Wes

let the S.Punk Butter grow ’round your pole

like a strange fluorescent moss

around your abandoned flag pole

 

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Now, you strike your cock up her darkest wormhole, right?

Now, your dick will move to another multiverse, right

Now, you and Alanna switch, her asshole is your dick and vice versa devoid of device

you’re the one getting torn now by Alanna’s massive mongoloid pink pole

half unicorn horn half vibrating device of vice

 

half myth jelly dong half magic wand

tamed here bent over couch

babbling Japanese you never knew she/you spoke

you pummel you loose

until your balls smash your own cunt lips

you’re everywhere now

turning rainbow colored where anus flesh melds with cock meat

a kinetic karma kool-aid kitsch

 

your out of body and in body

retreating back to you

you reach down and finger

her lonely wide open cunt hole

her lips are peeled to either side flapping like a flag in the wind, that needy bitch

her asshole is sealed with your big dick

she grunts like an early morning howler monkey

that moo-growl of the hairy rooster

that moo-growl of girl sodomized for the very first time

half shriek and half purr

she’s that side of anal bliss

she’s this side of orgasm

squirting mucous and piss from her cunt

squirting like a porn star as you shoot your jizz up her asshole

crossing this universe to that

in one smutpunk’d cosmic voyage

she’s your anal washing machine and you’re her lint catcher

or is that vice versa? and who’s going to fuck Alanna’s empty cunt and nut in her?

Next!

 the dryer sets fire

alarm bells ring

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Aztec King / El Rey Azteca

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You love Aztec bitches
in their feathered headress
tattoed Teotitlan titties
hairless heiroglypic cunts
Today Tijuana has–
Meshica cunt shtuffed
full of obsidian cock–
Dress her up like an Aztec
in jaguar skin
to sacrifice at the altar
of thick Moctezuma cock
lay her on the stone
high atop pyramid
high on princess pussy
with King-sized cock
plunge that guatemalteca
like you were splitting her
in two, ripping her apart
to get her entrails out

splatter that tomato
chocolate- and coffee-inventing
face with dick drip
diciendo: “dame dame dame
todo el poder!”

 

Read the Rest of the Poem on the Full Poem Page, Sorry (I had some formatting issues and couldn’t get it all to paste here well)

How to convince your girlfriend to give up her ass | #InstructionalSeries #SexManual #HowToSex

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Anal (How to convince your girlfriend to give up her ass) – Part of the How to Series

Part of the How-to Instructional Series by Moctezuma Johnson

How can you not want to give this juicy ass anal?

First, if you’re easily offended, I don’t suggest that you read this (unless you’re a masochist and want to feel offended). Now, for those of you still with me, this is the most useful article you may ever read.

Every time I approach my girlfriend with my desire to defile her asshole, to rip her sphincter up, to make the slut into an anal whore, to sodomize her until her Montgomery bumps bloom, I get the same answer: “tomorrow.” Then tomorrow I get a reprise of the “no” refrain and wonder if I’m in some kind of endless no-anal loop. It’s depressing. I’m stuck in an endless promise of tomorrow. It’s like a bad link that redirects and redirects.

I know that in many ways she means well: she wants to please me, doesn’t want to disappoint me, yet isn’t sure she can tolerate taking my big cock up her ass. How can I change her mind? How can I make her want it?

I am no fool. I understand that it hurts her to take cock up in through the out door, but I also know that sometimes she’ll do it for me. Thus, I must figure out what’s the difference between getting her ass and having it denied me.

SETTING UP ANAL SEX

“It’s depressing. I’m stuck in an endless promise of tomorrow. Stuck in a no-anal loop.”

There is a lot of skill involved in getting her to let your big cock up her tight ass. It’s no small matter. It hurts, it can leave her constipated, sore, and walking a bit strange. It scares her, and it’s one session without the sure pleasure of clitoral stimulation. So you need to do a few things, most of them unrelated with sex. First, you need to addict her to all that princess stuff you are capable of. Get her dependent on your compliments, little baby words, and whatnot. Then pull it away. Subconsciously, make her aware that you could start up a relationship with someone else, and make her realize that she needs all that sugar that drips effortlessly out of your mouth. Subtly, make the connection that if she gives up her ass, she’ll get more sugar than she’s ever seen. Note, this must be done subtly, subconsciously, or she’ll feel cheap and feel like you’re trying to use or disrespect her. If she catches on to what you’re up to, you’re in a shitpile of trouble. So do it right.

Example (a very simplistic example):

“You’re my little princess, baby,” you say and stroke her hair romantically.

She says, “I love it when you talk to me like that.”

You, imagining your cock up her ass, blurt, “Why don’t you spread that asshole open so I can fuck it?”

She pulls away and looks at you like you’re a dirty pervert. Which, of course, you are.

as opposed to

“You want to be my little princess, baby?’ You stroke her hair romantically.

“Of course.”

“I want to be as close to you as possible.” Massage her. I mean all of her, don’t just go sticking your fingers in her asshole. Massage her elbows, her knees, the balls of her feet, her temples, her neck, her lower back, and then her ass-cheeks. Kiss her neck and ears gently. This is the best part for her. Don’t think the best part for her is when her tight sphincter has to open up to allow something in where it’s more accustomed to going out. Show her she can trust you to be soft and gentle. Show her that anal is more intimate and deeper than other kinds of sex. Yes she may want you to fuck her ass like a beast later, but now is all about trust. Show her you can be entrusted with her delicate ass. Her trust in you will overcome the fear that’s holding her back. Now you are ready to see if this is your chance. As you massage her asscheeks spread them open and let your fingers graze against her pussy lips and her anus. If she doesn’t wiggle away, you can stick one finger in gently and say: “You can be my little princess.” This makes the connection between princess and ass-stimulation (often the essential link). Simply say: “I’ll be gentle, don’t worry.”

(see the difference from the first example?)

This is the key: set up a relationship where she feels like she may lose you and/or your sugary love if she doesn’t keep you happy. Then make her feel safe and not scared by her decision to trust you. Once she’s going to give it to you don’t get all out of control. Be slow, rub her asshole, lick it, lube it up. Take your time with everything and when you start, don’t force it in. Let her come back into it. Getting the head in is the hardest part for her. At this point, follow all conventional anal sex wisdom. This you can look up. My service to you is the mental part: the persuasion/coercion of your girlfriend/wife. This is where I excel. I want to share my successes with you.

Now, once you’re all the way up her ass, she is all yours. There’s no turning back for her, so fuck her ass as hard as you like and tell her that she’s your anal pig.

Good luck!

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Painal | #Anal #Assfucking #AnalFaces

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What the fuck is Painal?

Here she is giving her darkest inner sanctum to you, reluctantly. It shows on her face. This is the face of pain, the face of submission, the face of why am I doing this. This is the face of anal sex. She’s getting cock right up her asshole, right now.56414 125910741735 BestAnalGIF painfulanalface young-painful-anal-big
One thing all guys wonder is if she’ll give up her ass. We also wonder if a girl’s pussy lips are nice. We try to figure it out, but really it’s all guess work–you just never really know what’s going on down there.
When is this girlfriend you’ve been dating, you’ve been gassing up with octane, going to give up her tight little ass and let you ream her all night long. The longer you’re with her, the more of a prude she’s becoming. It’s like she used sex to lure you to her. Now that she has you, sex is not useful for her. This is the fucked up scenario that leads to painal, painful anal. A man can get too pent up wanting his girlfriend’s cunt and ass so much that he snaps and takes it hard, deep, up her darkest hole. This won’t stop Butterface from goin’ ta git ya but it will satisfy that urge to bust a nut in a slut.

Another Reason it’s Advantageous to Have a Slave

Poem to My Slave

by Moctezuma Johnson

hey, whore!
buy me water, orange juice
before you come over
to suck on my fat cock
in the elevator
i take the bags
light one cigarette you brought
then bend you over to
diddle your ass with my blacklight marker
the elevator fluorescent light is busted
so it’s dim and blinks
and the blacklight etchings light up

the nasty glowing markings on your skin

cumpig-whore

Another Reason it’s Advantageous to Have a Slave

cumwhore, jizz-pig, slave
the words glow in the mirror
the whore sees herself suck and suck
and suck and suck
looks confused as she sees herself
with metallic ash falling on her butt cheeks
as i smoke and get my fat dick sucked
by a glowing cumwhore
until i spurt jizz into the whore’s mouth
make the pig swallow all my warm goodness
i disengage the elevator “stop” switch
we whir and move up to a waiting person
it’s a MILF who lives upstairs
she gets in before realizing i’m smoking
and that i have a slave with nasty etchings on it
maybe the MILF can’t even read EnglishTheMostLickableAssEver
my pig thanks me for letting her eat it
then points to “white man’s slave” on her thigh
when i ask which words are her favorite
now the MILF is slack-jawed
we get to the bottom and the MILF scurries out
we are again alone in the elevator
her skin blinking “cum whore slave”
like a slutty Morse code
i activate the stop switch
then i pull off her shorts and ream the pig’s tight asshole
hard and mean
her body shakes and rattles
i push cock up to her last bit of tissue
she screams like anymore depth will rupture her
i smile and shoot a second load
up her glowing pink hole
she’s property of moctezuma
johnson pumping its last drops
then i take the bags and walk to my apartment
and leave her to go back down and walk out
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Hell Hath No Fury like a Cum-Crazed Woman Scorned | #LPRTG #Erotica | Excerpt

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Hell Hath No Fury like a Cum like a Cum-Crazed Woman Scorned is one of the lost famous quotes in history. Scholars aren’t sure who it is attributed to but that shouldn’t stop you from enjoying Jynx’s revenge.

Okay, I’m just fucking around about the quote. Here’s the real full thing:

Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned, Nor hell a fury like a cum-crazed woman scorned

Jynx has been mistreated by MJ for a long time. She loves him so much she’ll give him anything he wants in bed, but he keeps cheating with other women. It’s more than that, he strings her along. He booty calls her after dates with other girls and fucks her in the ass before sending her back out to work disheveled and cum-stained. He also has taken to dating the supermodel Jenny. Jynx could handle MJ’s occassional pickup but a steady second girlfriend was too much. Jynx is desperate to destroy Jenny the supermodel slut who has been letting MJ up her ass like she’s his main pussy.

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Excerpt of Episode3 of geni.us/Humiliation where Hell Hath No Fury…

Episode One of Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired features Jynx’s main plan to humiliate and destroy Jenny. Jynx threatens to slice the bitch up and kneel on her corpse and suck MJ off. This plan backfires and she goes to plan B in Episode Two: Jynx drugged Jenny, tethered her to a parking meter and made her do incredibly nasty things.

Now, Jynx thinks she’s free of Jenny and is obsessed enough to mix MJ’s cum into her morning coffee. She’s obsessed, organized, and well-planned. However, she still hasn’t landed her man. She has employed the help of a gorgeous Russian-Korean nymphet with a tight body. Remember, Hell Hath No Fury, and all that. MJ wakes up in episode 3 in a bus station tied to a wall and in the care of this gorgeous young girl. This episode reveals Jynx’s master plan to exact revenge on Jenny, which leads to a psychotown revelation in Jynx’s freezer.

Check out the experpt on the right here and then download episode 3 for free today and tomorrow to find out just how bat shit crazy Jynx can be!

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Get all four episodes in one inexpensive, convenient, literary porn bundle. Ask me if you’re interested in a Free Bundle in exchange for an honest review. I’m always looking for reviews, of course. 

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MJ Reviews “The Chamber-Pot Prince” by Callie Press | #BookReview #LPRTG #Erotica

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The Chamber-Pot Prince

by Callie Press

Bring your “dirty” mind

A very naughty fairy tale for grown-ups

 

Callie made my acquaintance with something like this on twitter: I see you’re bogged down with the annoyance of bothering with plot in your writing. So naturally I was in love and had to read some of her work. Boy, am I glad, girl.

Callie has written a “dirty” story set in an ancient fairy tale land that is literally dirty thanks to some anachronistic burritos, an evil step mom, and a lewd chamber pot (click the link to learn about the wonderful world of arinolas, jordans, jerrys, or piss pots as they have been called).

Libby is the name of the princess with evil step mother. Callie says, “She’s basically me, but tall and blonde. I’m short and a redhead.” Yes, the author’s a redhead everywhere, perverts. I had to ask too. Everywhere. If you’re familiar with Walmart, you may have noticed Libby is named after some canned vegetables. I’ve miss out on Walmart, sadly, so I didn’t make that connection. No matter because Libby’s got big, beautiful tits, a perfect apple ass, and loves sucking dick. Yep, she’s the heroine of this erotic tale.

In the novelette, Libby’s been reprimanded by her step mom and has to clean the chamber pot which is overflowing with the nasties that a chamber pot gets filled with over the course of the days. When Libby starts to clean the pot, the story takes on its first of many twists. The chamber pot can talk and tells Libby that he’s really a rich, handsome man under an evil enchantment at the hands of an evil witch. A passionate kiss will release him, he says. Libby decides, disgusting or not, she should take the plunge and get the prince out of the chamber pot. What ensues is a lot of fun and more surprising than your average girl meets boy, girl fucks boy, girl is happy erotica.

I won’t provide any spoilers but I will tease you with this: the more she tries to suck the Prince out of the Chamber Pot the more she finds an ever-growing, meaty part of him. Libby also finds a way to unveil her firm yet huge maidenly tits.

If you like literary porn with a real dirty twist, this story by Callie Press should be on your kindle.

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More about Callie:

Find her @calliepress on Twitter

 

 

 

Next on my list by Callie Press is Dominating Donna

 

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Choose Your Own SEXcapade Poem – “Don’t Wanna Be Those Other Sluts, Baby!” by Moctezuma Johnson

Don’t Wanna Be Those Other Sluts, Baby!

I was fucking her
ass up the couch
where we were leaning back
to watch some very boring movie
about Kansas in the 70s
until I got my hands on her big
Asian tits
and pulled her nipples hard
soon I had her back on the cushion
ass in the air
and was plowing her dark hole
having a grand time
until she started speaking.”I dont want you to make me like your other girls,”
she said after pulling her hips back
and making my cockhead
drop out of her very tight asshole.
“You’re very special baby, whatever
you want.”Then,  her head already hanging
leaning off the couch like coffee beans
from a branch
I took her throat
inserting my cock
into her sweet Asian mouth
making her taste her ass.She looked me in the eye hard, a scowl.
“The others don’t go ass to mouth, do they?”
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You choose the sexcapade’s ending:

BDSM and love

#1 “No, baby. Only you!”

BDSM-love

#2 “They’ll go A2M, pig!”

 

Ending #2 to I DON’T WANT TO BE LIKE THE OTHER SLUTS, BABY! || Choose your own sexcapade porn poem

(cont’d from I Don’t Wanna Be Those Other Sluts, Baby!)

 

She looked me in the eye hard, a scowl.
“The others don’t go ass to mouth, do they?”

I laughed, cock head bulging in my slut’s throat
her nipples were hard
little bumps were all over her areola
I held her head in my hands
and pushed every last inch of my big cock
until she was stuffed with dick.

“Whenever I cheat on you, I make the bitch go A2M, pig!”
I pulled my cock out of her to hear her reaction.
“What’s A2M?”
“Ass to mouth,” I said
I pounded my dick back into her throat.
She convulsed. She slapped at my leg.
She wanted my dick out of her.
I held her there, choking.
“Each and every one of them, from the prettiest supermodel
to the most bucktoothed slut took my cock from her ass
and then blew me,
just like you, you cunt.”

I could see she was broken, tears dripping from her eyes
and she was wet.
I slid my finger to her clit, it sloshed
as I pleasured her
I could hear it squishing
then I heard her moaning
on my dick in her throat
and she squirted pussy juice on the couch
while I pumped my load straight into her throat.

“I can’t believe they would do that, those sluts!”
“I know! What kind of slut would do that?”

She slapped at my leg as my cum dripped out her mouth and up her nose.

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