Book Giveaway: Haven’t you always wanted a Jaguar Prince?
Book Giveaway: Haven’t you always wanted a Jaguar Prince?
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Book Synopsis: The Jaguar Prince is the latest BBW story featuring a Mexican nagua who changes from a handsome man into a jaguar. See if he’s friend or foe of the down-on-her-luck BBW main character.
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Erotic Poem: bent over
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and prepare
that ass
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Short short: “Who doesn’t like an Anal Creampie? #LPRTG #ANAL
Who doesn’t like an anal cream pie?
I mean, seriously. You fuck your girl, sitting on the edge of the bed, she is reverse cowgirl and your cock obliterates her asshole, stretching her open like a grocery bag stuffed with boxes of tissues. She grunts as you fuck her ass. She pushes her ass all the way back at first but then goes down less and less. The more you sodomize her the more you realize your cock’s not going as deep in 
anymore. You pull it out. Your turn her around. You look at your cock and then her. She shakes her head. Your grab her by the hair and push her down. You make her gag on it. This gets her spit all over the head, the shaft, the root, the balls. Her face betrays that she’s disgusted that she has become the type who will eat ass off of cock. You bask in the debasement of your whore. You turn her back around and pummel her asshole. It now slips all the way in until your balls bang her cunt-lips. You are fully devouring her now de-flowered ass. She is yours forever.
You fully unload every last drop of your cum into her ass. You empty your balls up her waiting, pimped-out asshole.
You watch her push the cum out.
Thank you, sir. Please cum again.
for Genevieve
Thank you, Sir. Please Cum Again
we’ve never met before
but choose a waffle house
as our rendezvous
cause coffee and hash browns
are sexy
she waits standing with her ass
against a table
she works there
she’s the manager, closing
i came in the door she’s left unlocked
as soon as I see her
i throw her down
as soon as i see her
her panties are off
at her ankles
with her jean shorts
her shoulders are pinned
her legs are up
over my shoulders
both her hands are under her ass
offering her cunt to me
but i spit on it
instead spike cock up her ass
the lights are on and anyone driving by can see
the sexy glasses wearing manager
getting fucked with laminated menus
sticking to her sweaty naked back
with her tank top up and her titties shaking
nipples jiggling on top like a cherry on gelatin
she’s grunting and moaning
holding her ass up for my pleasures
I reach down and take her aface and say,
“You’re a delicious whore,”
and slap her hard across the face
her asshole clenches and coaxes out my cum
right up her asshole
her nipples bloom
a moan slips out from her gorgeous mouth
I pull my cock and before the cum leaks out
I tap her ass with a buttplug
“Hold my cum inside you,” I say.
Then I lower my face to her bald cunt
and lick her clit
Her knees close on me
her pussy is my late night waffle snack
I leave my tongue flat against it
I don’t move it
she kind of grinds her clit against my immobile tongue
while I reach up and grab her tits
I rub them then pull the nipples
then reach for the tabasco and steak sauce
I dump both on her clit and go back to licking
getting that sour steak sauce to tame her cunt
getting that spicy tabasco to enrage her cunt
she moans and her hips quake
she grabs my head and pushed me so hard
i swim in her cuntlips and my nose is against her clit
before i regain my bearings and let her rub her clit to orgasm
shaking, shrieking, waffle house orgasm
right there on the table
her body flails like a fish out of water
until her hands drop her own ass
down to the table with a thud
i crash into the booth
pants still down
she rolls over and lowers her mouth onto my cock.
Option B: Get up in there and bury your cock up her ass and fuck her senseless
Get up in there and bury your cock up her ass and fuck her senseless
See the thing about black ass that’s so special is that even though it took intense, skin stretching growth spurts to build the foundation of the black ass the color of the skin hides most of the veins and stretch marks. They are there but they aren’t ass obvious as on a white girl’s ass. Also, like the Chinese ass, the dark ass is solid. Once cock is up that tight hole the rest of the ass cheek is rock hard. It doesn’t flap around loosely like some kite on windy beach, it holds its position like a guard outside Buckingham palace.
Once inside G-strung’s ass, you fuck hard and your body bangs against hers. Her ass ripples, ever so slightly while your balls smash against her empty cunt lips.
You’ve never had a black ass before. You’ve always had white…
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Option B: Get up in there, bury cock up her ass, & fuck her senseless
Choose your own SEXcapade Mash Up Piece: G-strung | Choose your own kink | #LPRTG
CHOOSE YOUR OWN SEXCAPADE™ is a pulpy erotic read about you and for you in which you can choose what happens next
Instructions:
Just go ahead and read “G-strung’s Custard Parade – A Choose Your Own Kink SEXCapade” as you would any other book but when the main character “you” is left with some choices click the link to the choice you would most likely choose and then follow to the next part. If a choice you would love to make is missing, let me know in the comments below and I’ll scribble it down. This is an extensive, labyrinthine preview. The only way to read the ending is to Click here to Order the Complete Choose Your Own Kink SEXcapade by Moctezuma Johnson on Amazon for only $2.99. Let’s begin, huh? It’s all about YOU. What are you about to do? Let’s find out.
Sorry, Choose Your Own Kink was released ages ago. However, click the Pre-Order link to join the smutpunk mailing list to get updates on new releases, many of which will be free or discounted. Puedes comprar Elige Tu Propia y Sucia Escapada en Español tambien.
G-strung’s Custard Parade
Your dick is out in your hand. It’s big but not fully hard. You know you have a big dick because when you’re not hard all the excess skin that will stretch out when the hormones fire and the blood flows is bunched up from under the mushroom head all the way back to the root, where the balls hang out like steroid-laced raisins. You pull the mushroom head and all that bunched up skin stretches. The blood is starting to flow. That’s because of who lies in front of you.
G-strung, as you all called her, was paid beforehand (they said) and lying face down on the white tile floor with her brown skin tight, taut, and hella fine. She was lying face down with her head in her hands. She was kicking her toes into the floor and laughing into her hands. She was cute a pink glittery button. No joke. She was. Her smile was the shit poets write about when sober. Her ass cheeks were two scoops of chocolate ice cream. If god gave out sample of her ass in little pink plastic spoons, damn, god would be popular. I don’t mean this American right wing popular I mean there would be lines trying to get in like heaven was a Haagen Dazs on a humid August day in Brooklyn. G-string was making a giggling and whining sound at the same time. The walls were white. She was feeling like she was in an insane asylum. She was kicking her toes into the ground like she couldn’t take it anymore. You thought she may have been cold, or too stoned. You looked down on her, not because she was brown and you were white. You were no racist and had dated Asians, Latinas, and other races, religions, and groupies for rival bands and sports teams before. You were open minded. They said you’d fuck anything with a pulse. You were that type, they said. They called you Sticky Rice, cause you liked Asian Chicks and admittedly jerked off rampantly. You were proud of it. Porn wasn’t something you hid. Anyway, although it wasn’t pejorative you did look down on G-strung. You looked down on her because she was lying on the floor with her beautiful ass smiling at you and you were standing over her. You had to look down at her. Now, you had to decide what to do next. You had choices. She was already paid, they assured you, and all yours. You had to take her. You could take her any which way you wanted. They say the world is your oyster, right? She was your clam. Here were your choices:
Choose your own SEXcapade © 2015 by Moctezuma Johnson
*note – this is kind of a work in progress, any ‘sorry’ links will go live little by little (have patience with me, this was a huge undertaking! lol)
Funny Porno Erotica: Bury your nose in her ass and inhale | Part of the Choose your Own SEXcapade™
Funny Porno Erotica: Get up in there and bury your nose in her ass and inhale
You’ve chosen Option A (<<Go Back)
It’s such a gorgeous ass that you just get up in there. You love licking ass. Your not one of these anal (phrasing!) types who minds getting dirty. You’ll get up in there tongue first and enter ass. You have loved licking ass for many years. The first time was drunk and the girl looked good and you just dove in and ever since you love it. It’s not quite a fetish but it turns you on. It makes your stomach churn, in a good way. It makes the hairs on your neck stand up. It makes your pores open, your heart beat faster, and your palms sweat when your tongue touches anus and presses forward. You hold each ass cheek in each hand and the chocolatey butty cheeks press against your face cheeks. Your nose is buried up her crack and you like it. You want to take a nap while up her asshole. You’ve napped during sex before so there’s no judgement here. It’s just comfy. Your spine is in a really natural position and her anus is opening like a flower blooming. She’s opening up to you, to your tongue, to your fetish. Well, not fetish but near-fetish. Nobody would call you an ass-licker but here you are face down in an ass licking it while the girl attached to the ass is face down having her ass licked. By you. I’m not sure what else to call you. Look at you! You’re dick is rock hard and you’re not even stroking it. It’s busting out of your tighty-whities. Your rock hard abs are trembling with desire. You stop licking G-strung’s ass and inhale! Deeply. It smells divine.
You have another choice to make. Now you can…
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…Fuck her ass
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…Jizz on the anus then lick it off and leave
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…have her shit on you! or fake shit on you!
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One Poem for Wes & Alanna | by MoJo || #PoetForHire #LPRTG #AnalPoem
Her name is Alanna
Alanna wants Wes to attack
smack ass, cup the hand so
it’s more thwack than smack
but smack it firm
thwack her red
reach back and glob
S. Punk Butter on
glob it on her crack real good
glob it on her anus, you should
rub your dick the jar, Wes
let the S.Punk Butter grow ’round your pole
like a strange fluorescent moss
around your abandoned flag pole
2.
Now, you strike your cock up her darkest wormhole, right?
Now, your dick will move to another multiverse, right
Now, you and Alanna switch, her asshole is your dick and vice versa devoid of device
you’re the one getting torn now by Alanna’s massive mongoloid pink pole
half unicorn horn half vibrating device of vice
half myth jelly dong half magic wand
tamed here bent over couch
babbling Japanese you never knew she/you spoke
you pummel you loose
until your balls smash your own cunt lips
you’re everywhere now
turning rainbow colored where anus flesh melds with cock meat
a kinetic karma kool-aid kitsch
your out of body and in body
retreating back to you
you reach down and finger
her lonely wide open cunt hole
her lips are peeled to either side flapping like a flag in the wind, that needy bitch
her asshole is sealed with your big dick
she grunts like an early morning howler monkey
that moo-growl of the hairy rooster
that moo-growl of girl sodomized for the very first time
half shriek and half purr
she’s that side of anal bliss
she’s this side of orgasm
squirting mucous and piss from her cunt
squirting like a porn star as you shoot your jizz up her asshole
crossing this universe to that
in one smutpunk’d cosmic voyage
she’s your anal washing machine and you’re her lint catcher
or is that vice versa? and who’s going to fuck Alanna’s empty cunt and nut in her?
Next!
the dryer sets fire
alarm bells ring
Peel Another Banana America | An anti-imperialism poem | #erotic #political #poetry #LPRTG
Peel Another Banana, America
Image by Davichi via Flickr
You love Aztec bitches
in their feathered headress
tattoed Teotitlan titties
hairless heiroglypic cunts
Today Tijuana has–
Meshica cunt shtuffed
full of obsidian cock–
Dress her up like an Aztec
in jaguar skin
to sacrifice at the altar
of thick Moctezuma cock
lay her on the stone
high atop pyramid
high on princess pussy
with King-sized cock
plunge that guatemalteca
like you were splitting her
in two, ripping her apart
to get her entrails out
splatter that tomato
chocolate- and coffee-inventing
face with dick drip
diciendo: “dame dame dame
todo el poder!”
Read the Rest of the Poem on the Full Poem Page, Sorry (I had some formatting issues and couldn’t get it all to paste here well)
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