Christmas Specials

dating-that-fucker-A-smutpunk-subscription-by-emme-hor

There are Christmas Deals and then there are XXXmASS deals!

This one is the latter. See what Smutpunk means when it bellows Ho Ho Ho amidst the sweet winter wonderland sounds of Jingle Balls and It’s Going to Be a White ChristmASS. I better run, uh oh, Here Cums Santa Claus!

$.

Now’s the Time to Get this Incredible Flash Sale.

So tune in this Friday from 12-2 pm and get 35% off everything!

**Sorry, batteries not included.

***Hot Asian chick sold separately

 

Two new exciting things are going on this month:

one, there are new additions to the Smutpunk Subscription

get involved for only 69¢!

two, Attack of the North Korean Giantesses is on its way

 

 

Have you heard of the USS Enterthighs?

It’s the craft flown by the Five Hive when taking on extraterrestrial villains. This is a vague idea of what it may look like inside the instersellar vessel. There’s a hot, weightlessness sex scene in Attack of the North Korea Giantesses (read sample).

More Christmas Specials – Use ‘Jynx50’ for 50% off Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired

 

Don’t forget there’s some awesome smutpunk swag available

(Get a lifetime membership and choose one of these smutpunk gifts to get 1000% for Free or buy with Christmas discount)

Smutpunk PJs

smutpunk-pajamas

Check out these incredible smutpunk pajamas.

Extra 20% off with code “BINGE20”

Swag from the Smutpunk Raffle | #SmutpunkSwag #Swag #LPRTG

smutpunk-swag-4-raffle-winner-prize-gifts

This stuff is going out today and tomorrow to the winners! Yay!

Please contact me by email or in the comments below if anything hasn’t arrived or if there are any other problems.

See list of winners

The Smutpunk Raffle Winners

I’m announcing the winner below. First, enjoy a book (left, ‘up’ on mobile device)and get a new one every month with your subscription (right). You’ll also get access to the archives stuffed with stories, poems, and naughty photos galore!

Now, to the winners.

 Thank you for supporting the Smutpunk Raffle. There were 858 total entries and 7 winners have been selected randomly by the contest friend app. I appreciate every single one of you and wish I could award all 858 entries with a gift. To try and accommodate as many of you as possible, I have two giveaways below for ALL the contestants. Now to the winners.

The winners are…

  1. Ralph Sarkis

  2. Andrea Beata Kadar

  3. Kimmy Caldwell

  4. Gina Ferrell

  5. Anita Leibert

  6. Melissa Green

  7. Sky Moore

The prizes are…

  1. A free Kindle stuffed with smutpunk

  2. Sex Toys for him and her (courtesy of our friends at Cinnamoan Fantasy Adult Toy Shop)

  3. Gift Cards ($50 in the form of a Gift Card)

  4. A Site Shopping Spree ($35 in the Form of a Site-Wide Coupon)

  5. Cock Flavored Cocktails + Free Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired

  6. Free Smutpunk Subscription + Free Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired

  7. Free Personal Poem + Choose Your Own Kink SEXcapade

To all the other participants who did not win, you’re not completely out of luck yet. You have a one in seven chance of Winning an Amazon Giveaway if you join the Choose Your Own Kink by MJ Giveaway.  Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired

Also, if you’d like to join my Street Team you will get automatic free access to the mj site subscription, so please do get involved. I could really use the help!

One last thing, of course the Kindle comes absolutely STUFFED with SMUTPUNK. So congratulations to the winner who is getting books by me, Emme Hor, Red Pesca, Roxy Katt, Callie Press, Kella Z. Driehl, Sally Bend, Reed James, Kat Crimson, Linzi Basset, Christina Mandara, Jacincta Topaz, and more.

Rimmies,

MJ

 

 

 

 

JOIN THE AMAZING SMUTPUNK RAFFLE

stuffed-kindle-raffle-prize3SmutpunkRaffle3B-blog-header

JOIN THE AMAZING SMUTPUNK RAFFLE

A Smutpunk Erotica Giveaway

You can win…

  1. A free Kindle stuffed with smutpunk

  2. Sex Toys for him and her

  3. Gift Cards

  4. A Site Shopping Spree

  5. Cock Flavored Cocktails

  6. I mean, Cocktail Flavored Dicksickles

  7. and More!

[contestfriend contest=”5213″]

$.

Be Useful and Nice by sharing this Staggering Smutpunk Raffle with your friends and followers.

While you’re here, check out Moctezuma’s New Releases

Dinner with MJ for Obedience April

obedience-april-dinner-with-mj

Obedience April

dinner-with-mj

This is what ends up happening when you sign up for dinner with MJ.

obedience-april6  
obedience-april2

obedience-april3

Sign Up For FREE DINNER WITH MJ

See some other shots of obedience

 

Trump Butt Plug – You just can’t make this stuff up!

trump-butt-plug

Trump Butt Plug – Because somethings you just can’t make up

Check out America’s New Commander-in-Cheeks!

Have a look, if you dare!

trump-butt-plug
Like it wasn’t bad enough this butt plug did America up the ass, now you can simulate Trump’s national sodomy in the privacy of your own home and relive all the intimate discomfort. This also makes a great target for shooting with water guns in your backyard parties, notice the open mouth like a carnival MC.

Smutpunk Gifts: Drink up from the solid MJ Mug

smutpunk-gifts

Smutpunk Gifts: High-quality gifts by Moctezuma Johnson

Happy Holidays, SMUTPUNKists! Give the gift of smutpunk for any holiday. I know most writers and readers are avid coffee drinkers, so you may find this a great chance to drink up a little Mo Joe.

Get this high-quality, 15 oz. MJ mug.

You may find some other smutpunk gifts for sale.

 

smutpunk-gifts

 

By the way, fans, please vote for your favorite MJ titles at this SMUTPUNK worth READING goodreads list.