Sex Tip No. 20 – The Art of Insertion (sticking things in your ass) #LPRTG #SexTip #SmutStreet

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The Art of Anal Insertion

How do we insert something in an ass unaccustomed to such insertions. This is the question. Basically, it should be done slowly and all lubed up or it may be a bit of an unpleasant experience. Like anything, you have to enjoy it to enjoy it. One thing to keep in mind is that the one doing the taking is the one who is really in control although it may seem opposite.

If you’re inserting a butt plug for example, you have a lot of responsibility because if you go too fast or too hard you will turn off your partner and lost her trust. Try to be gentle. Whatever you think is gentle, be more gentle than that. Start with something soft, a feather or a tongue is a good way to warm up an ass.

Dont’s:

Don’t do what this Malay police officer did in Bukit Baru, Malacca when he stuck his fingers into his wife’s anus over cell phone row.

Click to Learn What NOT To Do 

Lube Lube Lube, baby! In fact, more lube.

That’s the real key to anal insertion. Since the ass doesn’t lube itself, you need to. There are some pretty good lubes out there. There’s stuff like Astroglide to make things slippery. Never use Extra Virgin Olive Oil, trust me. Unless you want to feel as much friction as a virgin every time! There are butt desensitizers which will remove some of the pain with an analgesic numbing agent. There’s also lube that is designed to look like fake cum which can be a lot of fun for cuckold fantasy play or bukkake roleplays among other ideas. Remember to use some common sense. Don’t use a silicone lube as it will degrade silicone toys like the 17-inch butt plug. Also, remember warming up an ass takes time. Lots of time. It could take hours or even days or weeks to get an ass ready.

Why is Anal Insertion Necessary? How can it help you?

You know the saying, an apple a day keeps the doctor away. Well, that was in a different time, the time when America was great before it launched coups, Atomic weapons, and agent orange on the world. In those days, perhaps an apple could do it. But not anymore. What the fuck will an apple do? I don’t think eating ass was a first date staple like it is today. Now, the saying goes like this: some butt play a day keeps the doctor away.

Anal can help you! It can actually save your life!

Some butt play a day keeps the doctor away because the anal area is super sensitive and also can be super tight. By playing with ass you will release tension, relax, and stir up endorphins that all help in healing. It has been suggested that a little butt play can actually fend off such things as stress headaches, prostate cancer, and hemorrhoids. By using a butt plug and/or other anal play, you are massaging the prostate and strengthening the muscles around the ass. This can be handy later in life. I’m not talking about jamming a 17-inch Huge Butt Plug / Dildo up your ass twice a day, that can have some of the unwanted consequences of the extreme anal porn stars where they can no longer keep their shit inside their bodies and leak all over unless a big diaper is velcro’d to their leaky asses. However, moderate anal play will help you build all of your body, including the nether regions. It will help you have fun. It will help you relax.

Also, it will increase your ability to feel pleasure. By tapping into the extremely sensitive nerve receptors on your anus you will experience different sensations that will help you relax and keep stress to a minimum.

There’s nothing as exciting as hitting new nerve endings. I shave my head and the first time I shaved and showered it was like having a cranial orgasm. I had never had any sensation like water on a bare head before and it was marvelous. The sensations on your ass are even more sensitive! The first time I put my finger into my ass and found my prostate it was like finding god. It also gave me a raging hard on. I mean, I was so hard my dick kind of hurt. Fuck viagra, boys, just stick a finger up your ass!

But MJ, I’m scared!

If you’re scared of putting something inside you ass, start small. Use a hand held shower head to spray the asshole, then insert just the tip of your finger. Move to putting half of your finger inside and kind of leaving it there. Then insert the whole finger. After you’ve gotten comfortable with that, upgrade to a small butt plug, and so on until all 17 inches of big john slate are pumping you while you scream your own name!

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Note about Header Image:
I took that years ago with some Korean chick with a nice round ass.
I was enjoying writing “slut” and “whore” and “cumpig” all over her
thighs, calves, forehead and then wanted to facefuck her
and didn’t know where to stick
the whiteboard marker (I was teaching English at the time). 

Read about some delectable Butt Play in the Smutpunk on Skates Series

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Click any image to see the Art of Insertion in smutpunk erotic fiction

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Vol 1

Vol 2

Political Rant about the Downside of Demonizing the Other Side (w/ cockworship gif) #Cumshot #Cosplay #LPRTG #SmutpunkRevolution

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I mean, these gun nuts want their guns. And the liberals want their programs. Right now, America 2018, both sides demonize the shit out of each other. RW nutbags call democrats libertards while the liberals think Trump makes stones look smart and think anyone who voted for him is racist in-bred scum. I happen to think there’s an insecurity issue if you voted for trump. The inability to see a liar for what he is shows a deeper problem with the american consciousness. We have always been running proxy wars in Latin america in the middle east since the first coup in the 50s. That’s when america lost her cherry and started making others bleed, especially if there were resources. Now, this president, flaunts america’s worst aspects. But that’s not the issue. Every president has been bad so far. Obama couldn’t lead a horse to water. He could articulate someone else doing it beautifully, but he didn’t have strong enough magnets in his Vulcan ears to unite such a torn up country. America has a serious race problem. Clearly she’s not ready for minority presidents. I’m not blaming any party for this. We’ve had shitty leaders from both sides of the aisle. The real question is how to we fix a very powerful, very heavily armed, very violent by its essence, country and live in a decent world? I have no answers for that right now. I think for what it’s worth, we need to be a little nicer to people we disagree with. So you think the other side is an inbred nut. I thought that about just about everyone when travelling until I started (out of necessity) talking to people I would normally steer clear of. Little by little, I realized I could talk to anybody, even somebody with views vehemently opposed to mine. In fact, that’s pretty goddamn liberal nut rattling fun. We should all chat more. You can be polite while hating a person’s ideas. Most of us sane people do that with our parents on a daily basis, why can’t we do it with a stranger? The other miracle from talking (and drinking together never hurt) is that you find you’re not that different from any other human on the planet. Same basic problem set. My guess is that if you’re on this site, you’re not really suffering from being too small minded, so good on you for that. If you’re new to the site welcome.

I’m Moctezuma. And I am smutpunk.

I mean, these gun nuts want their guns. The Average American wants stuff. And if that stuff is a gun, then they want their gun. And the liberals want their programs. They want to create a very expensive state that offers programs and supports everybody. So far nobody has really figured out a way to pay for it that makes everyone feel satisfied and included. Right now, in America 2018, both sides demonize the shit out of each other. RW nutbags call democrats libertards while the liberals think Trump makes stones look smart and think anyone who voted for him is racist in-bred scum. I happen to think there’s an insecurity issue if you voted for trump. The inability to see a liar for what he is shows a deeper problem with the american consciousness. We have always been running proxy wars in Latin america in the middle east since the first coup in the 50s. That’s when america lost her cherry and started making others bleed, especially if there were resources. Now, this president, flaunts america’s worst aspects. But that’s not the issue. Every president has been bad so far. Obama couldn’t lead a horse to water. He could articulate someone else doing it beautifully, but he didn’t have strong enough magnets in his Vulcan ears to unite such a torn up country. America has a serious race problem. Clearly she’s not ready for minority presidents. I’m not blaming any party for this. We’ve had shitty leaders from both sides of the aisle. The real question is how to we fix a very powerful, very heavily armed, very violent by its essence, country and live in a decent world? I have no answers for that right now. I think for what it’s worth, we need to be a little nicer to people we disagree with. So you think the other side is an inbred nut. I thought that about just about everyone when travelling until I started (out of necessity) talking to people I would normally steer clear of. Little by little, I realized I could talk to anybody, even somebody with views vehemently opposed to mine. In fact, that’s pretty goddamn liberal nut rattling fun. We should all chat more. You can be polite while hating a person’s ideas. Most of us sane people do that with our parents on a daily basis, why can’t we do it with a stranger? The other miracle from talking (and drinking together never hurt) is that you find you’re not that different from any other human on the planet. Same basic problem set. My guess is that if you’re on this site, you’re not really suffering from being too small minded, so good on you for that. If you’re new to the site welcome.

I’m Moctezuma. And I am smutpunk.

 

please note, image from Kawaii Girl XO on Twitter. I hold no copyright and use with love.

Supermodel Cumshot Gif

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Supermodel
Cumshot
GIF

 

A supermodel with long black hair
to her ass crack
is on stage
ass gaped
and the Prince of Bahranistan
is there
spreading her gorgeous
supermodelly ass cheeks
her spectacular
arrogant anus
her terrifically
tightly wrapped cunt lips
he’s gaping her in such a way
that if we stopped and clicked imgflip.com
we could make her gaping supermodelly ass
into a cum dripping anal gape gif
with a long-tail keyword sure to get hits
but we would never stoop to such click-bait
russian troll farm lows
just for a dripping anal creampie.

Poem: The Movies

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THE MOVIES
by Moctezuma Johnson

she invited me to the movies
and I’m happy
cause I can’t wait
to shove her face down
into my cock
make her suck it
with all those people around
she invited me to the movies
and I’m hard
just thinking of spreading her ass cheeks
while she rides me cowgirl
moans so loud
everybody stares
and shushes us

RESPONSE BY GENEVIEVE GREEN:

He invited her to the movies
oh the things she could do.
Thoughts of his hard cock
warm in her mouth, hitting her throat.
His hand on the back of her head,
holding her in place.
She loved every minute but struggled, just a little
because, oh, how he loved that.

Shayna from the Five Hive (FB-appropriate Images) #LPRTG #smutpunk4lyf

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Shayna is the Black FFF. Her specialty is knives. She wears black heavy armor with her tits out and a tattoo of the number 45 in between big DDs with small nipples and tape over her left nipple in an x. Her arms and legs are totally encased in heavy armor. A helmet hides much of her pretty face. Her left eye looks through a viewfinder which displays heat maps and other overlays on command. It also links Shayna to Cybernetic System that syncs to her body and gives her faster reflexes and increases her neural capacity so she “sees” more. A cigarette is at all times dangling from her luscious lips. Some say the cigarette contains poison darts. Others say the butt is a grenade.

She’s been to Planet M69 in the Pinwheel Formation (aka Alien Relish).

SKILLS:

Helmswoman USS Enterthighs
WiB Academy Training
Sharpshooter with Gatling Energy Pistol

GEAR:

Tactical Cyborg Viewfinder – Viewfinder is fused to her body sending electrical currents into her nerve stream and vice versa. She can ‘see’ more than a regular human being. This is a major asset in battle and when flying at warp speeds.
Gatling Energy Pistol – An Molecular Energy Gun
Armor Suit – Full Body Armor with Cybergenic Molecular Energy Arm Guns and Tactical Pockets

 

 <tap on your shoulder, dear reader>

Excuse me. Please step into our secure debriefing facility for a moment as we think you may have been exposed to a toxic gamma ray from…

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Meet another member of the Fuck Force Five:

Meet Tabitha (the blonde)

Meet Tabitha (the blonde)