Category Archives: Satire

I mean, these gun nuts want their guns. And the liberals want their programs. Right now, America 2018, both sides demonize the shit out of each other. RW nutbags call democrats libertards while the liberals think Trump makes stones look smart and think anyone who voted for him is racist in-bred scum. I happen to think there’s an insecurity issue if you voted for trump. The inability to see a liar for what he is shows a deeper problem with the american consciousness. We have always been running proxy wars in Latin america in the middle east since the first coup in the 50s. That’s when america lost her cherry and started making others bleed, especially if there were resources. Now, this president, flaunts america’s worst aspects. But that’s not the issue. Every president has been bad so far. Obama couldn’t lead a horse to water. He could articulate someone else doing it beautifully, but he didn’t have strong enough magnets in his Vulcan ears to unite such a torn up country. America has a serious race problem. Clearly she’s not ready for minority presidents. I’m not blaming any party for this. We’ve had shitty leaders from both sides of the aisle. The real question is how to we fix a very powerful, very heavily armed, very violent by its essence, country and live in a decent world? I have no answers for that right now. I think for what it’s worth, we need to be a little nicer to people we disagree with. So you think the other side is an inbred nut. I thought that about just about everyone when travelling until I started (out of necessity) talking to people I would normally steer clear of. Little by little, I realized I could talk to anybody, even somebody with views vehemently opposed to mine. In fact, that’s pretty goddamn liberal nut rattling fun. We should all chat more. You can be polite while hating a person’s ideas. Most of us sane people do that with our parents on a daily basis, why can’t we do it with a stranger? The other miracle from talking (and drinking together never hurt) is that you find you’re not that different from any other human on the planet. Same basic problem set. My guess is that if you’re on this site, you’re not really suffering from being too small minded, so good on you for that. If you’re new to the site welcome.

I’m Moctezuma. And I am smutpunk.

I mean, these gun nuts want their guns. The Average American wants stuff. And if that stuff is a gun, then they want their gun. And the liberals want their programs. They want to create a very expensive state that offers programs and supports everybody. So far nobody has really figured out a way to pay for it that makes everyone feel satisfied and included. Right now, in America 2018, both sides demonize the shit out of each other. RW nutbags call democrats libertards while the liberals think Trump makes stones look smart and think anyone who voted for him is racist in-bred scum. I happen to think there’s an insecurity issue if you voted for trump. The inability to see a liar for what he is shows a deeper problem with the american consciousness. We have always been running proxy wars in Latin america in the middle east since the first coup in the 50s. That’s when america lost her cherry and started making others bleed, especially if there were resources. Now, this president, flaunts america’s worst aspects. But that’s not the issue. Every president has been bad so far. Obama couldn’t lead a horse to water. He could articulate someone else doing it beautifully, but he didn’t have strong enough magnets in his Vulcan ears to unite such a torn up country. America has a serious race problem. Clearly she’s not ready for minority presidents. I’m not blaming any party for this. We’ve had shitty leaders from both sides of the aisle. The real question is how to we fix a very powerful, very heavily armed, very violent by its essence, country and live in a decent world? I have no answers for that right now. I think for what it’s worth, we need to be a little nicer to people we disagree with. So you think the other side is an inbred nut. I thought that about just about everyone when travelling until I started (out of necessity) talking to people I would normally steer clear of. Little by little, I realized I could talk to anybody, even somebody with views vehemently opposed to mine. In fact, that’s pretty goddamn liberal nut rattling fun. We should all chat more. You can be polite while hating a person’s ideas. Most of us sane people do that with our parents on a daily basis, why can’t we do it with a stranger? The other miracle from talking (and drinking together never hurt) is that you find you’re not that different from any other human on the planet. Same basic problem set. My guess is that if you’re on this site, you’re not really suffering from being too small minded, so good on you for that. If you’re new to the site welcome.

I’m Moctezuma. And I am smutpunk.

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