‘Feeling Alone & Shell Shocked’ #LPRTG #smutpunk

I never feel like I fit in

I’m an outlier

Few people have the experiences I’ve lived through so it’s hard to relate

I’m like a soldier coming back from my own personal Vietnam that nobody else fought

Shell shocked

In a way nobody knew existed

So when my cock goes in your mouth

My hands around the back of your head

It’s the closest thing I’ll get to Peace

A Quick Swap | #hotwife #anal

I bent over

And she ate my ass

Reaching around

And jerking me

Through the thin walls

I heard the familiar grunts

My wife makes

When getting fucked in the ass

It made me rock hard

While my buddy’s girl

Rimmed me good

WIP: If On A Summer’s Day a Prostitute by Moctezuma Johnson (installment 2)

If on a summer’s day a prostitute

A small maple tree bloomed. In months it would shed. Now it was magnolia and cherry blossoms. The mother collected fallen leaves gingerly and placed them carefully in wooden boxes. She poured her husband’s sake with two hands. He accepted it with one. She was as delicate as a cherry blossom. She walked the house gently like a full step would shatter the floor, causing a rift that would sink the mountain into the Earth’s core. She wore pretty robes that hugged her fresh young body. She had a wonderful figure. She was geisha and hentai rolled up into one obedient wife. She pranced on her toes. Her breasts were perky and full. She spoiled her son with sweet breads and chocolate sticks. Everything about her was perfect. I was simply a guest of the house, part of their guesthouse. She brought me fresh cut fruit and cooked fish that she cut open for me expertly with chopsticks by slicing the skeleton straight down the bone with one stick, while she held the stick’s twin demurely with her crinkled pinky finger. She was an amazing woman. She let me gaze at her, admire her small nose, smooth skin, ample breasts, and ripe bottom. Her legs were always neatly together when she sat and her knees rarely parted. Yet, for all this delicate apparent conservatism, there was something sexually alluring about her like all this self-control was practiced to cage a ravenous wanton beast. I was sure her husband got to enjoy pleasures I could only dream about. In fact, I could hear some of them after the sun went down. One night I got up to investigate the sound and found their wooden door cracked open. I stood there and watched through the crack in the wall as she massaged him. He moaned like they were making love but all she was doing was cupping his balls in her hand. No woman ever cupped my balls to orgasm but I think that’s what I witnessed through the crack that night in the moonlight. I had to abandon my spot for fear of getting caught. I went back to my room but couldn’t get the sight of her naked bosom out of my mind. I was in love. She had me in her hand. I was her guest, her customer, and her adorer.

1.

The kindle has started smoking from the sex scenes and it melts but still works. The whole thing hasn’t melted. Don’t let Mictezuma confuse you with his hyperbole. Also, what do you think about this second person bullshit? Ever read a story like this and liked it? You remember reading Half Asleep In Frog’s Pajamas, but that was probably the worst of all his books. Oh well. 

Anyways. 

The kindle hasn’t melted like a Dali clock. It just gives off a faint smell of burning rubber, like the semiconductors have burned out. If you look closely at the ugly boxy corners of the Amazon reading device, you find they are slightly brown and rounded. 

Unfortunately, when you scroll you are stuck in a new story. You can backtrack to the boarder story but when you return to the present, the next story, that next story is different. It’s no longer the hot Japanese boarder story. 

It’s no longer the sultry wife skittering about among the weeping willows and japanese maple trees in the well-manicured garden. No more demure woman for which who you and the protagonist have teamed up to yearn. 

Now it’s an empath dealing with a murder. Wtf? 

You get on the help tab on your Amazon account. In an anonymous orange and white text box, you tell them the kindle isn’t working correctly. This seems like too important of a job for a text box. You wanted to connect with someone. You wanted to speak with the Japanese mom, perhaps lay a hand on hers while speaking. You didn’t want to click a mouse and type on your computer’s keypad while hearing the construction from the street. 

It didn’t matter what you wanted. This is the modern world, so often devoid of connection but still quite efficient. A message appears on the text box saying they reset your kindle. 

You thank them and close the little window and excitedly go back to your kindle. the reader finds a third story, an episode from sexy blacksploitation story, but the next chapter is different again, a nature theme about butterflies, so the reader contacts the Indy publisher who says I’m sorry let me send you the final chapter. You want to know what happens to the boarder don’t you? Who? The Japanese boarder! Was he Japanese? Are you sure you have the right book? Yes, it’s the one by Mictezuma Jihnsin. Yes yes and so you lie down in bed and begin, ” if on a summer’s day a prostitute…”

She has two little birthmarks on her. One is right by her holes on her ass cheek, really close to her anus. The other is under her armpit where her skin is whiter from never seeing the sun. I rarely see it but when she lifts her arms up over her head when cock is buried in the flowering petals of her sweet pollinating pussy I can see it. Not that I have dared to touch my boarding mother. I just see it when I watch her from the doorway, seeing her husband straddle her face in such a way that he could dip his testicles in her supple little mouth. He pinned her arms back over her head and then used her mouth to lick his balls, perineum, and anus.

I could smell his ball sweat. I could smell her flowering pussy.

He got off her and turned her over to enter her from behind. Curious. There was no birthmark next to her anus.

I felt hands cup my balls. I turned and there she was in her little silk kimono. I looked at the woman with her husband, now moaning as she took his cock.

Twin sister, she said and led me out to the garden where we sat on a stone bench besides the cherry blossom tree. Her kimono was loose and I could see a meaty chunk of her left breast, the fuller one. If it slipped down anymore I would be able to see the luscious nipple of this spectacular goddess wife.

For the first time in my life, my shyness was eclipsed by bold hormones and I reached into her kimono and began to slide the silk off her breast. The breast stood out, leaving the kimono behind it. The cold air hit the nipple. The tip of it hardened. Her areola then bloomed too as Montgomery bumps formed in a delicate circular pattern around the flushed nipple. Cautiously, I stroked her hard nipple, I was unaware of how much her demure nub could take and started very slowly and softly. Then I increased speed and pressure little by little. As I ramped up the intensity, her squeezed my back and pushed me into her bosom. She moaned in a high pitch, like more of a short squeal. I sucked hungrily. I felt her soft nipple skin against my lips, the tip on my tongue and touching soft places on my palate. It was a delicious nipple. It tasted different than any Western woman’s nipple I had ever sucked on. 

Chapter 3

I was inside her, deep where I could feel her pussy membranes trembling. She was sitting on top of me and grinding so hard that my hips were hyper extending. I was sucking on her tits and she was grinding on top of me. Her nipples were hard little darts in my mouth, scratching my tongue and the roof of my mouth. They were sour as rhubarb dipped in vinegar. She wore a headband. Black war paint darkened under her eyes. 

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Black war paint? I thought they were in the Japanese garden and…how many beauty marks did she have under her armpit?

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This book, tentatively titled If On a Summer’s Day a Prostitute, is like one of Joan Miro’s burnt canvasses. Learn more about this Work in Progress.

“Wine and head” by Namio Harukawa

Prologue

You’re so excited to read the new one by Mictezuma Jihnson. You’ve heard a lot about it. It’s been promoted on twitter by a thousand russian prostibots and it’s been shared in readers groups (you know the ones where authors like Mictezuma copy and paste the same links ad nauseum). Pins have made their way around various folders. Instagram accounts have been hashtagged from the tens to the thousands to get those invaluable likes. Influencers have gotten freebies and exponentially grown their own followers while promoting the heck out of this new one from the great MJ. ARCs have been given out. Special advanced copies have been given to subscribers and to patreons who have supported with $2 and higher per month. All of this has been done to create the buzz of the indie author. None of it does much, yet all of it does something. The Gestalt Philosophy is that the whole is greater than the sum of its parts, and it may be. This is the modern world. This is modern publishing. You are a modern reader, as comfortable with paper against your thumb and forefinger as you are swiping pages across a small pixelated screen. You fancy yourself a good reader, thus you can hang with the heavyweights like MiJi, the nickname they’ve given this Mictezuma Jihnson. MiJi’s writing is an acquired taste like whiskey. He is not for everyone. They’ve described him as Bukowski on steroids, the Great K’iche’-Mayab Philosopher with the cooking skills of the Mediterranean and the cock prowess of an out of work pornstar drinking beer on his couch in just his tube socks pulled up to his knees like Jimmy Connors in the 70s. He’s more like Bukowski on Steroids laced with Viagra, but that’s a debate for another day. Today, you’re happy to have one of the first copies of this new book. According to the internets, it’s a good one. You are done with work. Kick your shoes of, and tell your kids you’re done for the night, to leave you alone. And turn down the volume on that damn tablet so I can read, you say. There are so many tocsins stealing your attention. Devices are attention whores, and you want to be whored out right by Mictezuma’s new book. 

You turn on your device and wait for it to appear, like a phantom out of thin air. You begin reading, mouthing the words silently, “If on a Summer’s Day a Prostitute…” and already your heart is beating a tick faster. That one illicit word has affected you. That MJ’s words do that do you every time.

If on a summer’s day a prostitute

A small maple tree bloomed. In months it would shed. Now it was magnolia and cherry blossoms. The mother collected fallen leaves gingerly and placed them carefully in wooden boxes. She poured her husband’s sake with two hands. He accepted it with one. She was as delicate as a cherry blossom. She walked the house gently like a full step would shatter the floor, causing a rift that would sink the mountain into the Earth’s core. She wore pretty robes that hugged her fresh young body. She had a wonderful figure. She was geisha and hentai rolled up into one obedient wife. She pranced on her toes. Her breasts were perky and full. She spoiled her son with sweet breads and chocolate sticks. Everything about her was perfect. I was simply a guest of the house, part of their guesthouse. She brought me fresh cut fruit and cooked fish that she cut open for me expertly with chopsticks by slicing the skeleton straight down the bone with one stick, while she held the stick’s twin demurely with her crinkled pinky finger. She was an amazing woman. She let me gaze at her, admire her small nose, smooth skin, ample breasts, and ripe bottom. Her legs were always neatly together when she sat and her knees rarely parted. Yet, for all this delicate apparent conservatism, there was something sexually alluring about her like all this self-control was practiced to cage a ravenous wanton beast. I was sure her husband got to enjoy pleasures I could only dream about. In fact, I could hear some of them after the sun went down. One night I got up to investigate the sound and found their wooden door cracked open. I stood there and watched through the crack in the wall as she massaged him. He moaned like they were making love but all she was doing was cupping his balls in her hand. No woman ever cupped my balls to orgasm but I think that’s what I witnessed through the crack that night in the moonlight. I had to abandon my spot for fear of getting caught. I went back to my room but couldn’t get the sight of her naked bosom out of my mind. I was in love. She had me in her hand. I was her guest, her customer, and her adorer.

1.

The kindle has started smoking from the sex scenes and it melts but still works. The whole thing hasn’t melted. Don’t let Mictezuma confuse you with his hyperbole. Also, what do you think about this second person bullshit? Ever read a story like this and liked it? You remember reading Half Asleep In Frog’s Pajamas, but that was probably the worst of all his books. Oh well. 

Anyways. 

The kindle hasn’t melted like a Dali clock. It just gives off a faint smell of burning rubber, like the semiconductors have burned out. If you look closely at the ugly boxy corners of the Amazon reading device, you find they are slightly brown and rounded. 

Unfortunately, when you scroll you are stuck in a new story. You can backtrack to the boarder story but when you return to the present, the next story, that next story is different. It’s no longer the hot Japanese boarder story. 

It’s no longer the sultry wife skittering about among the weeping willows and japanese maple trees in the well-manicured garden. No more demure woman for which who you and the protagonist have teamed up to yearn. 

Now it’s an empath dealing with a murder. Wtf?

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Pretty Good Blowjob

My wife gave me a prettty good blowjob today. I’m not sure why. She sucked until

She gagged. Then she got on her back, let me straddle her. She licked my balls while I shot a load onto her tits. It was a small thick load, the kind that can glue your urethra shut.

I fell asleep holding to her ripe mangoes and looking at the very cloudy sky. Damn it was peaceful until some asshat client called and broke the reverie.

Sex Tip No. 44 – How to properly hold her head for a kneeling facial

kneeling-korean-wife-slut-chick-smutpunk-whoreHow to properly hold her head when dispensing a facial

The correct position is with your non-jerking hand on head right above her temple. Use your fingers to apply pressure to the crown of her head. Imagine she’s a queen wearing a tiara. Apply your pressure wear the imaginary tiara is touching her head. Use your thumb to push on her temple. Don’t use too much pressure, but enough to let her know you’re in command. Use your non-jerking hand as to allow your more important cock-jerking hand the comfort and convenience of eliciting the cumshot. Without a copious, spewing cumshot, what is the point of partaking in facializing the chick anyway? Also, this position cocks the elbow in such a way as to leave your view of the receiver of cumshot unobstructed. Now you can clearly view the sight of her face so you can enjoy the face painting you will give her with your cum.

In today’s dating world, the average consumer is very well educated about types of people. It is quite likely that if a man engages in giving a cumshot in a sloppy and unstudied manner he will not win a second date with the receiver of cumshot. Therefore it is prudent and highly suggested you study this art and act properly when conducting facials.

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