Getting ready for work | Poem by Moctezuma Johnson | #Smutpunk #LPRTG

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this poem is a little emotional history of getting ready to go to work at the bar in the nighttime

Getting ready for work

in my apartment
she didn’t even take her clear heels off
in that little area where the shoes and whores go
she kneeled
i dangled cock at her
she sucked
and sucked good.
i spurted eight creamy loads
zipped up and
walked out
said goodnight
walked off to work

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Shayna from the Five Hive (FB-appropriate Images) #LPRTG #smutpunk4lyf

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Shayna is the Black FFF. Her specialty is knives. She wears black heavy armor with her tits out and a tattoo of the number 45 in between big DDs with small nipples and tape over her left nipple in an x. Her arms and legs are totally encased in heavy armor. A helmet hides much of her pretty face. Her left eye looks through a viewfinder which displays heat maps and other overlays on command. It also links Shayna to Cybernetic System that syncs to her body and gives her faster reflexes and increases her neural capacity so she “sees” more. A cigarette is at all times dangling from her luscious lips. Some say the cigarette contains poison darts. Others say the butt is a grenade.

She’s been to Planet M69 in the Pinwheel Formation (aka Alien Relish).

SKILLS:

Helmswoman USS Enterthighs
WiB Academy Training
Sharpshooter with Gatling Energy Pistol

GEAR:

Tactical Cyborg Viewfinder – Viewfinder is fused to her body sending electrical currents into her nerve stream and vice versa. She can ‘see’ more than a regular human being. This is a major asset in battle and when flying at warp speeds.
Gatling Energy Pistol – An Molecular Energy Gun
Armor Suit – Full Body Armor with Cybergenic Molecular Energy Arm Guns and Tactical Pockets

 

 <tap on your shoulder, dear reader>

Excuse me. Please step into our secure debriefing facility for a moment as we think you may have been exposed to a toxic gamma ray from…

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Meet another member of the Fuck Force Five:

Meet Tabitha (the blonde)

Meet Tabitha (the blonde)

 

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I’m starting to like Instagram a bit more.

 

One from a friend of Minae’s:

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At first I wasn’t crazy about instagram, especially for an erotica writer who likes posting dirty photos. They kept removing my content. However, little by little I’m finding I like other people’s posts quite a bit. Take Roselynn Randerod, for example. She posts hilarious stuff. Scroll through her timeline to see what I mean. You have MILF Hotel and other wonderful photos to make you laugh and maybe even to SPLOOSH! Feel free to like any of the posts you like so we know you’re interested. Also, put the links to your IG accounts in the comments below.

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The Asian Chick Strikes Back | #AsianErotica #Futa #smutpunk4lyf

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Romancing the Hot Stone by Moctezuma Johnson

Book Description:

Alpha Billionaire CEO always gets everything he wants until he gets burned. A powerful CEO wants wants a masseuse badly but this comedy goes buck wild when he slips while trying to coerce the young Asian masseuse to give him extra pleasure. He falls into the boiling crock pot heating the hot stones and enters the mind- and body-warping Futa Romantic Comedy. All the tables get turned in this Asian Masseuse v. White CEO futa slug-fest.

Book Review:

“Romancing the Hot Stone is what I would call an exceptionally filthy, inappropriate, erotic comedy. This, ladies and gentlemen, is what smutpunk is all about. Larry is an arrogant, racist, abusive businessman who ends up nearly losing his manhood in an unfortunate accident. It serves him right but, of course, he does not see it that way. As much fun as it is to see him nearly emasculated, the true pleasure comes in seeing the tables turned, with the masseuse being the one to get her revenge. There is a lot of build up here, with the sex saved for the very end, but the telling of the story is what makes it so amusing.” —Sally Bend, authority on transgender fiction. 

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Butterface | the character #LPRTG #smutpunk @CalliePress @smutpunk_author

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See where the Character Butterface (and the book) has turned up over the years. Please leave any additions in the comments and someone will add it in. 

Butterface first appeared in the novel by the same title written by Callie Press. She was an homage to the Cthulhu legend of Narlyathotep, the swirling chaos created by H.P. Lovecraft. She was a legend boys told around Halloween about a gorgeous woman who would seduce you to steal your semen for universe building. Sex with her sealed your doom. Later Moctezuma Johnson has his heroine face her in an epic clash while the Five Hive is on Alien Relish to restore lust and procreation to the universe.

More…

Princess Chuckhole v. Butterface

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Butterface in Smutpunk Gallery

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Butterface in Battle for Alien Relish by Moctezuma Johnson

 

The USS Enterthighs

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Have you heard of the USS Enterthighs?

It’s the craft flown by the Five Hive when taking on extraterrestrial villains (see technical specifications below). This is a vague idea of what it may look like inside the instersellar vessel (see “In Flight Entertainment” by Leticia). From the outside, the spaceship looks a lot like a woman on her back with her legs spread (crude smutpunk rendition coming soon, I swear). The boosters come out of her toes, which curl when warp speed is engaged. Each big tit of this buxom intergalactic spaceship is part of twin bridges. The midriff is living quarters for the crew. The pussy and ass is a docking bay. The head is the front of the ship, which holds most of the weaponry. In the latest episode from the Triangulum Stain Universe, Attack of the North Korea Giantesses, there’s a weightlessness sex scene that takes place in one of the recreational areas aboard the USS Enterthighs (read sample).

 

What is the Triangulum Stain Universe?

This universe features five latex clad super-hot WiB superheroes chasing down alien wrongdoing and restoring peace to Earth. There are two novellas, Attack of the Replicating Alien Dildos and Battle for Alien Relish, and I’m in the middle of a series of short episodes. The first one was Pop & Lollie. The second installment will be coming out soon. If you don’t want to miss it, join my mailing list.

In Flight Entertainment by LeticiaLatx from DeviantArt may depict something like the inside of the USS Enterthighs*

USS Enterthighs Technical Specs

Owner: classified
Operator: The Five Hive of WiB
Type: Medium-range explorer, Disseminate Class
Propulsion System: Warp Core – Class 69 (Cyclic Input Manifold)
Active: 2170s
Length: 669 meters
Mass: 899,000 metric tons
Decks: 15
Crew complement: 169
Speed: Warp 9.975 (max. sustainable cruise velocity)
Armament: Vibrating Phaser arrays, phaser banks, spatial charges and torpedo tubes compatible with photon torpedoes, quantum torpedoes, and tricobalt devices
Defenses: Deflector shields

 

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Nothing some antibiotics can’t cure | a night gone awry (a smutpunk memoir)

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Nothing some antibiotics can’t cure

By Moctezuma Johnson

 

Another true story of cops, sluts, and smutpunk disguised as fiction to protect the innocent (and not simply innocent)

 

The cop pushed me into the backseat of the little squad car. It was a Korean brand, a Tico or some other thing that could barely roll over a large piece of gum on the pavement. “When I get back there, there should be 50 sitting on the seat of my police car,” said the cop slowly in pretty clear English. He uncuffed me and then closed the door to the car. I was alone in the cop car while he and his partner went to speak to the girls of the whorehouse.

What the hell was this? Was I really being busted for soliciting two prostitutes, or was this just an old-fashioned shake down. Being this drunk wasn’t helping me get to the bottom of this predicament. Damn that Mongolian girl! If she would have just fucked me I would be fast asleep with my cock resting between her fine golden ass cheeks snug as Genghis Khan tucked under his shield. What would make matters worse is that she would end up knocking on my door early in the morning, but that wasn’t the point right now. Right now, it was late at night or actually early in the morning. As I thought that, my brain didn’t cooperate and started playing La Madrugada Oh! in my head as I became aware of the time. I looked out the window. The two cops were flirting with the twins I had hired for the night. They were pretty fine. Both had incredibly large breasts for any skinny pinay chick. I could make good use of either of them. As a tag team they’d be perfect. Extortion or not, it was time to pay up and enjoy the prizes.

I fished through my pockets. Lucky I was carrying enough to pay the bar fine for two whores so I put 50 down on the ripped pleather cushion and waited for the cops to stop flirting.

The one in the cap, looking a bit like a Pinoy doppelganger of Ponch from Chips, winked at me and sauntered to the cop car. He opened the door and peeked in. “We all set?”

“Yes, sir,” I replied.

“Treat them right. They’re just girls,” he said and slapped me on my ass.

His partner got in and they pulled away slowly, barely getting over the piece of gum on the asphalt.

“You ready, Gwapo?” asked the older of the twins as she wrapped her arm loyally around mine.

I flagged a taxi. “Of course!”

 

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Two girls at once was always a pleasure I couldn’t deny, but sisters, one licking the other’s pussy while I fucked her from behind was really a treat until the smell hit me. I don’t know where it came from. I don’t know how I didn’t smell it as soon as her drawers came off. Anyway, we all smelled it. “Is that you, sis?” The one on her back getting her slit licked covered her nose. I stopped fucking her. What the fuck? I knew that smell. That’s the smell of gonorrhea, clear as windexed window. She ran into the bathroom. I looked down at my cock. It looked healthy and was hard as a rock. I should have showered but there was a silky slippery cunt winking at me. I plunged my dick into the older sister and fucked her hard making her big tits shake up and down until I shot my load inside her.

“Really?” she asked.

“Come on, you owe me after that smell.”

She laughed. “You’re fucking terrible,” she said. “I’m going to check on my sister and shower.”

 

I started dozing off as the sun streaked into the room. I was too damn lazy to get up and close the hotel curtains. At least I finally came. The night was a little overstimulating. I had already spent a night in a foreign jail in my life and wasn’t planning on repeating that, even though I would in the future (but that’s another story). I dozed off.

 

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I woke to a soft rapping on my door. It sounded like the unmistakable sound of long manicured fingernails. What the fuck? I heard the shower. At least one of the twins was in the shower. Maybe the smelly one went to the store for some antibiotics or something. That would be wise so I fucking doubt it! I figured I’d open the door anyway. 

I got up and rubbed my eyes. Shit, I could already feel the fucking hangover. I stood and had to balance myself with my hand on the wall. I got to the door and opened slowly. I was always cautious a jealous boyfriend could be on the other side of the door. It was no jealous boyfriend. It was the gorgeous Mongolian girl from yesterday’s plane ride into the country.

“I’m sorry to wake you, but I am leaving and wanted to say goodbye before I left,” she said through glittery red lips. They looked so moist, like her lips were made of strawberry skin.

I shook my head to clear the cobwebs. Last I saw this crazy chick, she didn’t want to spend the night but here she was at my door at the crack of dawn.

“Come in,” I said.

She sat on the edge of the bed. I sat next to her. “You look tired.”

“I’m hungover. What time do you leave?” Last night we sat in the exact same position and when I grabbed her tits she decided it was time to leave. That led to me on the street searching for something to appease me, which led to me finding the twins, bumping into the cops, getting arrested, bribing them, and fucking a twin with an STD and cumming in the other. I shook my head. Shit, the twins! They were in the bathroom. I didn’t even hear the water anymore. Oh boy!

“Do you even remember my name?” the Mongolian chick asked.

“Naran,” I answered.

She smiled like a teacher surprised by an amazingly spot-on answer from a dunce student.

Naran lifted her shirt and her magnificently pert tits plopped out like gorgeous glimmering rays of sunlight. I took one in my hand and leaned over and kissed her softly. Her strawberry lips were delicious and my tongue explored her mouth like a kid exploring a strawberry patch. She moaned softly as I kissed her. I flicked her nipple and felt it come out hard and anxious.

“I’m ready. Come in me.”

I turned and pulled her jeans off. She had a tattoo of an anchor with a rope twisting around it making it look kind of like a DNA double helix. The tattoo was right smack in the middle of her ass cheeks. Her ass cheeks were so round and pale that I kind of forgot she was an Asian chick. It was like those two ass cheeks told the mixed up history of conquest and domination of the Mongolian Khans, The Russian Tzars, and the Chinese Dynasties. It had the thick blend of the Russian, the firmness of the Chinese, and the smooth glow of the Mongolian.  I almost started to respect her for a minute and then I pulled her black thong to the side and sunk my cock into her sopping wet Mongolian cunt and remembered she was just another desperate slut. If our two planes hadn’t both landed for a layover in Hong Kong on our way to Manila we would never have met, but as it was, we were here in my hotel room and my cock, still never cleaned of whatever STDs that dirty chick was harboring was now in its third cunt of the calendar morning.

I looked the young lady in her dilating eyes, covered with light brown contact lenses, unless those were her real eyes, and said, “do you wanna get fucked like a slut?”

She gave me puppy eyes and nodded yes. I grabbed her and stood up and threw her onto my dick and fucked her hard while biting into her neck which smelled of the mexican detergent of my childhood. We used to wash the laundry with a big bar soap that smelled as confident and tranquil as it did fresh and clean. I kissed her ravenously, sucking in her tongue and her esophagus as my cock hit the jackpot in her cervix. Ding ding ding, her pussy shot out gold coins. It was pure magic. Then the bathroom door opened and the twins came out dressed for the day and families or jobs or whatever they did.

The twins could barely care that I was balls deep in this mongolian chick but Naran wasn’t as cool. She punched my chest and kind of fell off of me nearly breaking my hard dick in two. “What the fuck is wrong with you? You are fucking me while you had prostitutes in the bathroom?” She shrieked for punctuation.

“Naran, I’m sorry. I forgot they were there!” I said, holding my cock, checking to see if it was broken in two.

She pulled her thong back over her gushy cunt and pulled up her jeans. She wiped her neck where I had been biting her and grabbed her purse. “I knew you were trouble last night,” she screamed at me. “Why was I so stupid to come back up here this morning. You’re sick!”

The twins stared at me, one held her hand out. Money, she mouthed when I looked in her direction.

Naran walked to the door. “I’m glad I’m leaving.” She turned to face me.

I had my head down in my wallet and realized I was short the money for the girls. The fucking cops must have jacked me while they were extorting me. I looked into Naran’s angry face and held my hands up. “Don’t go?”

Naran looked at me open to the idea that I could possibly say something to change her mind and let me lay her down and finish fucking her. I said, “Well, actually, do you have any money on you for the twins before you go?”

She shook her head, growled in disgust loudly, and walked out.

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The Cuckold and the Bull

The motherfucking guy

big as a truck

with thick biceps

and big strong hands

grabbed my wife by the hair

fistful of ponytail

he pushed her down onto bulging cock

big motherfucking cock

the kind that hisses when it comes out of pants

as she half-shrieks half-moans

the kind that makes wrinkles form over her brow

when she takes it into her throat

the kind that makes drool leak out the sides of her mouth

when she bobs up and down on it

to pleasure him

while I watch

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2.

She’s straddling him

kissing him tenderly

while his cock takes a break

i lick my wife’s asshole

preparing her

for round two

 

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Bimbo Honor | a poem of respect for women

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Bimbo Honor

her tits are torpedoes and ETFs:
double F tits
she never pays for a thing,
a triple A credit rating
from Davao to Madagascar
even on the island of Java
they kneel to this Queen bitch
carve statues in her esteemed
breasty bimbo honor

yet the puritan-looking office girl
riding the train with blouse buttoned to neck
she’s the one that will take a bukkake
cum pooled in her eye socket
jiggling with each thrust of cock
into her red swollen cunt
she’s the one that will take every whim of her boss
kneeling under the desk obediently
while he’s on the phone to overseas
tasting her bosses wife’s pussy juice on his cock
as she swallows it down her expertly trained throat
while double F girl
with her bouncy goodness
and nipples like small pink
button candies
hasn’t had cock
since 2009
and is happier that way

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True Story

I accidentally jizzed on my cat and she licked it off

It’s a true story. I came and my wife has a bad habit of not being polite enough to clean me off. By the time I got to my cock, cum had rivered down the shaft so the wipe barely got it all and I needed another wipe. I threw the first one into the garbage pail but some of the cum sprayed off. I looked at my cat. I globule had landed right on her black and gray coat. Before I could get it off her, she turned and licked it off.