Christmas Specials

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There are Christmas Deals and then there are XXXmASS deals!

This one is the latter. See what Smutpunk means when it bellows Ho Ho Ho amidst the sweet winter wonderland sounds of Jingle Balls and It’s Going to Be a White ChristmASS. I better run, uh oh, Here Cums Santa Claus!

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So tune in this Friday from 12-2 pm and get 35% off everything!

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Two new exciting things are going on this month:

one, there are new additions to the Smutpunk Subscription

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two, Attack of the North Korean Giantesses is on its way

 

 

Have you heard of the USS Enterthighs?

It’s the craft flown by the Five Hive when taking on extraterrestrial villains. This is a vague idea of what it may look like inside the instersellar vessel. There’s a hot, weightlessness sex scene in Attack of the North Korea Giantesses (read sample).

More Christmas Specials – Use ‘Jynx50’ for 50% off Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired

 

Don’t forget there’s some awesome smutpunk swag available

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You’ll also have a chance to get free photos, videos, coffee mugs, dicksicles, and other knick-knacks. 

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I just know that you will love smutpunk once you try it, so I am happily giving away a free taste of the deliciously delicious erotic mash-up that is smutpunk. Give it a try by clicking the hot PAAG ass in the hanbok, a traditional Korean dress customarily worn at weddings and other ceremonial events. That’s me and my Chinese girlfriend having a little fun with it.

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It’s Titty Tuesday Again, isn’t it? #TittyTuesday #LPRTG #EARTG

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It’s Titty Tuesday Again, isn’t it?

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If you like reading about gorgeous Asian chicks then I suggest you Get Big Asian Tits and Big White Dicks in my dirty Erotic Short Stories Collection about Bored Asian Wives. It’s smut and punk combined in an erotic short story bundle all set in Asia where I lived for a decade. Some of these stories are real, some are pure fantasy. There is the story of the Asian Slut Wife, is it myth or is it real? See for yourself.

One of the stories in this short story collection about Asian wives looking for big white and black dick focuses on a young, trendy little Asian nymph who lets her yoga teacher become her guru in more than just downward dog. Did you know doggy-style was a yoga position? She didn’t.

Another story has a special house where two guys collect hot young women.

Ever want to fuck the hotties you see at the gym? Well sometimes you need to more than cool down in the shower after a workout. One hot wife needs to release, but will she be able to find a private spot?

Read Bored to Tears with my Asian Husband by Moctezuma Johnson

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Click the Big Tits Below to get stories from Red Pesca featuring BBWs in some fantastic situations that you need to read to believe. Ever witness a tit-weighing?

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The Futa Dicksicle Stand by Moctezuma Johnson

It’s out! Live! New Release! Compra compra compra! Damas y Caballeros…Ladies and Gentleman…여러분…download the sticky, creamy dicksicle sisterhood fun now. 

Basic Plot:

A sexually repressed pregnant woman tries to solve hot flashes by a drive to get ice cream. Instead her friendship with her bestie gets tested when a FUTA-on-FEMALE ménage-e-trois is suggested by a sexy, sassy dicksicle cashier. Find out how far our heroine is willing to go to please her bestie and keep the creamsicles milkie.

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Smutpunk is its own language

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Cafe con leche — porque gatos…

You may have seen that I’m publishing more books and sex tips in Spanish. I speak Spanish poorly, but I do speak, so that’s been an advantage as I can work with my translators to find phrasings and styles that I like. What other languages would you like to see smuptunk translated into?

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New Tabbed Smutpunk Bookshelf

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New Tabbed Smutpunk Bookshelf

All the madcap cyberpunk, splatterpunk, genre-blending, gender-bending S. Punk you’ve come to expect from MJ, aka King SMUTPUNK

Click the tabs to see what books lie in that category. Start with Futanari and work your way all the way to Sci-Fi. 

 Futadelic
(see review

The Power of Potion

The Power of Potion

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Futadelic – The Power of Potion

Futadelic (excerpt)

 Futa Boxing Gym
Conquering Ines

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 Futa Boxing Gym 2
1948 (Amazon)
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Other Versions:

1948 (Exclusive Smutpunk)
1948 (Blurb)
1948 (Freebie)
1948
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Sarchasmo V. Apographia – Copycats are on the loose stealing ideas left and right until Sarchasmo shows up to mete out justice. This makes fun of how many indie writers blatantly rip off other indie writers. Enjoy!

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Sarchasmo V. Mr. Whiteprick – A horrible Indie writer whom they call Whiteprick has picked a fight with the wrong sweet Louisiana Cherry Blossom. Sarchasmo is on the case to mete out his cockslapping brand of social justice. This one pokes fun at the state of publishing in 2017. Enjoy!

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Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired (Season One)

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Moctezuma Johnson’s Chronicles of Humiliation Backfired

 

 

Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired (Season Two) — Cumming Soon — Join the Mailing List to Get Notifications of Release Dates and Sales/Freebies! pulp-covers-smutpunk-on-skates-reveal
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Jane’s Steak and BJ Night Surprise (see review

The Nose (see review

The Steak and BJ Bundle (see review

Real and Imaginary

Poisonous Apples

Smutpunk Poetry (coming soon) Join the Mailing List to Get Notifications of Release Dates and Sales/Freebies!

The Black Book (coming soon) Join the Mailing List to Get Notifications of Release Dates and Sales/Freebies!

Click the Tongue for Fun

Choose Your Own Kink SEXcapade

A story all about YOU in which YOU make all the decisions!

The TriStain Universe Episodes:

Pop & Lollie (Teabagged by the Sentient Lollipop aka the Candy Cunt Saga) Pop-n-Lollie--Pulp

Attack of the North Korean Giantesses

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Am I missing something? Let me know. Please share this ever-updating bookshelf with your followers, too. Thank you.

The Book of Real and Imaginary Girlfriends

The Book of Real and Imaginary Girlfriends -- Erotic Poems from the King of Erotica
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Hot girls hold coffee in their hands and dildos in their bags

What goes on behind closed doors? What goes on in the shadows of alley ways? This book of erotic poems and fiction from Moctezuma Johnson yanks the doorknobs from the doors and throws the doors open like a Sexual Cowboy busting into a Rough Saloon. Each poem is a spotlight onto a private act. As you read you get to be voyeur to the most intimate moments. You get to see things most people don’t want you to, things you have always wanted to see. You get to be the dirty things

themselves in this blend of Porno-Literary Madness laced with sexual tension and an overriding sense of longing for women and love. This book of poems and fiction is poignant, it is perverse, it is perverted, it is lonely, and it truly explores the human condition.

Some fans said, “It’s Bukowski on Steroids.”

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Note:
Please keep in mind, these poems feature hot Asian chicks in many compromising positions. There is rough sex, dubcon, cumshots, anal, humiliation, and more.

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