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I just know that you will love smutpunk once you try it, so I am happily giving away a free taste of the deliciously delicious erotic mash-up that is smutpunk. Give it a try by clicking the hot PAAG ass in the hanbok, a traditional Korean dress customarily worn at weddings and other ceremonial events. That’s me and my Chinese girlfriend having a little fun with it.

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If you like reading about gorgeous Asian chicks then I suggest you Get Big Asian Tits and Big White Dicks in my dirty Erotic Short Stories Collection about Bored Asian Wives. It’s smut and punk combined in an erotic short story bundle all set in Asia where I lived for a decade. Some of these stories are real, some are pure fantasy. There is the story of the Asian Slut Wife, is it myth or is it real? See for yourself.

One of the stories in this short story collection about Asian wives looking for big white and black dick focuses on a young, trendy little Asian nymph who lets her yoga teacher become her guru in more than just downward dog. Did you know doggy-style was a yoga position? She didn’t.

Another story has a special house where two guys collect hot young women.

Ever want to fuck the hotties you see at the gym? Well sometimes you need to more than cool down in the shower after a workout. One hot wife needs to release, but will she be able to find a private spot?

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The Futa Dicksicle Stand by Moctezuma Johnson

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Basic Plot:

A sexually repressed pregnant woman tries to solve hot flashes by a drive to get ice cream. Instead her friendship with her bestie gets tested when a FUTA-on-FEMALE ménage-e-trois is suggested by a sexy, sassy dicksicle cashier. Find out how far our heroine is willing to go to please her bestie and keep the creamsicles milkie.

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Cafe con leche — porque gatos…

You may have seen that I’m publishing more books and sex tips in Spanish. I speak Spanish poorly, but I do speak, so that’s been an advantage as I can work with my translators to find phrasings and styles that I like. What other languages would you like to see smuptunk translated into?

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New Tabbed Smutpunk Bookshelf

All the madcap cyberpunk, splatterpunk, genre-blending, gender-bending S. Punk you’ve come to expect from MJ, aka King SMUTPUNK

Click the tabs to see what books lie in that category. Start with Futanari and work your way all the way to Sci-Fi. 

Futadelic (see review

Romancing the Hot Stone (see review

Futa Dicksickle Stand (Cumming May 29th) — Join the Mailing List to Get Notifications of Release Dates and Sales/Freebies!

Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired (Season One)

Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired (Season Two) — Cumming Soon — Join the Mailing List to Get Notifications of Release Dates and Sales/Freebies!

Messy Blowjob Gunge Pie Steak Pi Day

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Jane’s Steak and BJ Night Surprise (see review

The Nose (see review

The Steak and BJ Bundle (see review

Real and Imaginary

Poisonous Apples

Smutpunk Poetry (coming soon) Join the Mailing List to Get Notifications of Release Dates and Sales/Freebies!

The Black Book (coming soon) Join the Mailing List to Get Notifications of Release Dates and Sales/Freebies!

Click the Tongue for Fun

Choose Your Own Kink SEXcapade

A story all about YOU in which YOU make all the decisions!

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Triangulum Stain – Attack of the Replicating Alien Dildos

Triangulum Stain 2 – Battle for Alien Relish

The TriStain Universe Episodes:

Pop & Lollie (Teabagged by the Sentient Lollipop aka the Candy Cunt Saga)

 

 

 

Am I missing something? Let me know. Please share this ever-updating bookshelf with your followers, too. Thank you.

The Book of Real and Imaginary Girlfriends

The Book of Real and Imaginary Girlfriends -- Erotic Poems from the King of Erotica
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Hot girls hold coffee in their hands and dildos in their bags

What goes on behind closed doors? What goes on in the shadows of alley ways? This book of erotic poems and fiction from Moctezuma Johnson yanks the doorknobs from the doors and throws the doors open like a Sexual Cowboy busting into a Rough Saloon. Each poem is a spotlight onto a private act. As you read you get to be voyeur to the most intimate moments. You get to see things most people don’t want you to, things you have always wanted to see. You get to be the dirty things

themselves in this blend of Porno-Literary Madness laced with sexual tension and an overriding sense of longing for women and love. This book of poems and fiction is poignant, it is perverse, it is perverted, it is lonely, and it truly explores the human condition.

Some fans said, “It’s Bukowski on Steroids.”

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Please keep in mind, these poems feature hot Asian chicks in many compromising positions. There is rough sex, dubcon, cumshots, anal, humiliation, and more.

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