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This one is the latter. See what Smutpunk means when it bellows Ho Ho Ho amidst the sweet winter wonderland sounds of Jingle Balls and It’s Going to Be a White ChristmASS. I better run, uh oh, Here Cums Santa Claus!
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Two new exciting things are going on this month:
one, there are new additions to the Smutpunk Subscription
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two, Attack of the North Korean Giantesses is on its way
Have you heard of the USS Enterthighs?
It’s the craft flown by the Five Hive when taking on extraterrestrial villains. This is a vague idea of what it may look like inside the instersellar vessel. There’s a hot, weightlessness sex scene in Attack of the North Korea Giantesses (read sample).
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You’ll also have a chance to get free photos, videos, coffee mugs, dicksicles, and other knick-knacks.
I just know that you will love smutpunk once you try it, so I am happily giving away a free taste of the deliciously delicious erotic mash-up that is smutpunk. Give it a try by clicking the hot PAAG ass in the hanbok, a traditional Korean dress customarily worn at weddings and other ceremonial events. That’s me and my Chinese girlfriend having a little fun with it.
It’s Titty Tuesday Again, isn’t it?
#TittyTuesday is for squeezing your big tits against your hatha yoga teacher during downward dog #yoga
If you like reading about gorgeous Asian chicks then I suggest you Get Big Asian Tits and Big White Dicks in my dirty Erotic Short Stories Collection about Bored Asian Wives. It’s smut and punk combined in an erotic short story bundle all set in Asia where I lived for a decade. Some of these stories are real, some are pure fantasy. There is the story of the Asian Slut Wife, is it myth or is it real? See for yourself.
One of the stories in this short story collection about Asian wives looking for big white and black dick focuses on a young, trendy little Asian nymph who lets her yoga teacher become her guru in more than just downward dog. Did you know doggy-style was a yoga position? She didn’t.
Another story has a special house where two guys collect hot young women.
Ever want to fuck the hotties you see at the gym? Well sometimes you need to more than cool down in the shower after a workout. One hot wife needs to release, but will she be able to find a private spot?
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I’m announcing the winner below. First, enjoy a book (left, ‘up’ on mobile device)and get a new one every month with your subscription (right). You’ll also get access to the archives stuffed with stories, poems, and naughty photos galore!
Now, to the winners.
Thank you for supporting the Smutpunk Raffle. There were 858 total entries and 7 winners have been selected randomly by the contest friend app. I appreciate every single one of you and wish I could award all 858 entries with a gift. To try and accommodate as many of you as possible, I have two giveaways below for ALL the contestants. Now to the winners.
The winners are…
Andrea Beata Kadar
The prizes are…
A free Kindle stuffed with smutpunk
Sex Toys for him and her (courtesy of our friends at Cinnamoan Fantasy Adult Toy Shop)
Gift Cards ($50 in the form of a Gift Card)
A Site Shopping Spree ($35 in the Form of a Site-Wide Coupon)
Cock Flavored Cocktails + Free Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired
Free Smutpunk Subscription + Free Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired
Free Personal Poem + Choose Your Own Kink SEXcapade
To all the other participants who did not win, you’re not completely out of luck yet. You have a one in seven chance of Winning an Amazon Giveaway if you join the Choose Your Own Kink by MJ Giveaway. Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired
One last thing, of course the Kindle comes absolutely STUFFED with SMUTPUNK. So congratulations to the winner who is getting books by me, Emme Hor, Red Pesca, Roxy Katt, Callie Press, Kella Z. Driehl, Sally Bend, Reed James, Kat Crimson, Linzi Basset, Christina Mandara, Jacincta Topaz, and more.
The Futa Dicksicle Stand by Moctezuma Johnson
It’s out! Live! New Release! Compra compra compra! Damas y Caballeros…Ladies and Gentleman…여러분…download the sticky, creamy dicksicle sisterhood fun now.
A sexually repressed pregnant woman tries to solve hot flashes by a drive to get ice cream. Instead her friendship with her bestie gets tested when a FUTA-on-FEMALE ménage-e-trois is suggested by a sexy, sassy dicksicle cashier. Find out how far our heroine is willing to go to please her bestie and keep the creamsicles milkie.
Smutpunk is its own language
You may have seen that I’m publishing more books and sex tips in Spanish. I speak Spanish poorly, but I do speak, so that’s been an advantage as I can work with my translators to find phrasings and styles that I like. What other languages would you like to see smuptunk translated into?
New Tabbed Smutpunk Bookshelf
All the madcap cyberpunk, splatterpunk, genre-blending, gender-bending S. Punk you’ve come to expect from MJ, aka King SMUTPUNK
Click the tabs to see what books lie in that category. Start with Futanari and work your way all the way to Sci-Fi.
- Sarchasmo (Erotic Pulp)
- Alpha Male Spoof / Asian Erotica
- Steak and BJ
- Erotic Poems
- Non-Fiction (Sex Tips)
- Choose Your Own Kink SEXcapade
- T. Ronald Dump (Political Satire)
- Big Beautiful Woman by Red Pesca
- Smutpunk on Skates by Emme Hor
- Triangulum Stain / Sci-Fi
Futa Dicksickle Stand (Cumming May 29th) — Join the Mailing List to Get Notifications of Release Dates and Sales/Freebies!
Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired (Season Two) — Cumming Soon — Join the Mailing List to Get Notifications of Release Dates and Sales/Freebies!
Smutpunk Poetry (coming soon) Join the Mailing List to Get Notifications of Release Dates and Sales/Freebies!
The Black Book (coming soon) Join the Mailing List to Get Notifications of Release Dates and Sales/Freebies!
A story all about YOU in which YOU make all the decisions!
The TriStain Universe Episodes:
Pop & Lollie (Teabagged by the Sentient Lollipop aka the Candy Cunt Saga)
Am I missing something? Let me know. Please share this ever-updating bookshelf with your followers, too. Thank you.
So…you have the chops for some Erotic Spunklit, huh?
That’s great because this blog needs you!
Click the image to enlarge and find your SMUTPUNK name
One of the fun parts of writing SMUTPUNK is the names. Check out the smutpunk wiki for some of the great names that have already come out over the years. You’ve met Princess Chuckhole, Bob Von Bulge, and the rulers of Alien Relish called SLUTS of the OBLONG table. Now any self-respecting fan of depraved protein painting will have dreamed of having such a moniker herself. Well, here at SMUTPUNK unincorporated, dreams do come true one aka at a time.
By the way, according to this, I’m Motley Van Verga. Verga means dick in Spanish. What’s yours? Please leave yours in the comments section. Enjoy!