New Tabbed Smutpunk Bookshelf
All the madcap cyberpunk, splatterpunk, genre-blending, gender-bending S. Punk you’ve come to expect from MJ, aka King SMUTPUNK
Click the tabs to see what books lie in that category. Start with Futanari and work your way all the way to Sci-Fi.
- Sarchasmo (Erotic Pulp)
- Alpha Male Spoof / Asian Erotica
- Steak and BJ
- Erotic Poems
- Non-Fiction (Sex Tips)
- Choose Your Own Kink SEXcapade
- T. Ronald Dump (Political Satire)
- Big Beautiful Woman by Red Pesca
- Smutpunk on Skates by Emme Hor
- Triangulum Stain / Sci-Fi
- Asian Erotica - Confessions of an Asian Whore
Smutpunk Poetry (coming soon) Join the Mailing List to Get Notifications of Release Dates and Sales/Freebies!
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A story all about YOU in which YOU make all the decisions!
Pop & Lollie (Teabagged by the Sentient Lollipop aka the Candy Cunt Saga)
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SEX TIP No. 6 – Role Play
I’m the King of Spain and you’re a captured Moor wife thrown into my harem!
Don’t just get on top of each other and pump. Give a little historical context to the thing. Maybe you’re the professor and she’s the slutty student. Maybe she’s the Queen of England and you’re an attendant. Maybe you’re a beast and she’s your weak, defenseless prey. Maybe you’re the priest giving her a naughty, nasty, masturbatory penance. Spice it up by playing some roles. It’s XXXmas time so a naughty girl and good santa or vice versa can work, as well as some elf-punks getting jiggy on the rooftops. You really can’t go wrong with a little roleplay. Something about leaving your own constrictions has enormous, exponential freedom attached to it. I highly recommend you pretend to be me and have the time of your life. Oh yeah. Have yourself a SMUTPUNK spree. Read the books and apply reenactments liberally.
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Sex Tip #5
Homemade Porn Secrets Revealed
CAMERA PLACEMENT: HOW TO MAKE A PORN VIDEO
Skullfucking | Jizzing on tits/face | Slapping Sluts with Cock | Gaping
- first get yourself a slut, pig, or slave
- then you must think about camera placement
- film her from many angles for short periods of time
- use short clips about 20 to 30 seconds at a time (no more than a minute)
- Use the iPhone’s iMovie trailer to organize your homemade porn into an awesome personal porn opus (no, seriously, this is a fucking great idea!)
- Before starting your own home porn movie, have her model a bit
- her with clothes answering questions
- first time on video?
- like cum?
- like blowing dudes?
- like big cock?
- are you going to suck my big cock?
- will you give me your ass today?
- are you a slut? pig? slave? ugly whore?
- do you have a boyfriend?
- her with clothes answering questions
- For shooting a homemade porn blowjob there are a few positions.
- the knees (guy standing):
- You can shoot up to down on the tripod.
- Or you can go down to up.
- You can shoot from the side, most common,
- or through the guy’s legs—which features the girl’s tits.
- shoot for the side but down to up
- and shoot from far away
- she can hold it up to down, side to side, down to up
- the knees (guy standing):
- the knees (guy sitting)
- straddling her
- remember to…
- gag her
- make her bob up and down fast
- skullfuck her
- put cock into her cheek
- slap her face
- jizz on her face
- For shots of straight sex in your homemade porn, there are also a few ideas.
- first person view
- from the side
- from behind her, she must hold the camera
- her doggy style
- shoot down to up from behind
- shoot from in front while fish-hooking her
- shoot from far away, side or ¾
- first person, yank her hair
- remember to…
- fishhook her
- yank her hair
- step on her head
- pour lube on her ass while doing her and then
- switch to from cunt to ass
- slap her ass cheeks
- first person, tits and face
- facing the couch to shoot your ass
- spread it open with hands
- fuck her ass
- her on her side
- camera over her
- camera facing her head and tits
- camera facing her ass
- her pretzeled
- placed over her shooting down from somewhat of a distance
- her facing cock and camera
- camera high and side,
- film all the cum on her after you finish
- make her suck more after
- have her hold the camera facing the cock and face
- get up close to see the cumshot
check to make sure you complete these:
- Make her blow you for a while.
- Slap her with your cock
- make her smile while you slap her with cock even though she won’t really like it
- Make her bend over so you can shoot that asshole
- Have her say she’s
- a slut
- a slave
- a whore
- a pig
- if she complains, gag her with a bandana
- Fuck her fat ass with the camera low and behind
- Pour yogurt on her and make her blow you
- piss on her
- bind her hands
- cut her clothes
This is just an intro
There are tons of other ideas. These are just the basics, but they are a good start for porn amateurs. The key is to shoot lots of short scenes. Then get on iMovie (I recommend as a trailer) and paste these scenes in and you’ll get quite a high-octane little highlight show to give you hours of jerking and jilling pleasure. Enjoy! Remember to send me your creations. Don’t worry, it’s just art. So I won’t tell anybody.
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The Sex Manual – Read these sex tips for a flamethrower in the bedroom
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The Sex Manual – Read these sex tips for a flamethrower in the bedroom
Why are you rubbing two sticks together in the bedroom? Get a flamethrower!
Ever wished your partner came with a small pamphlet on how to operate correctly? Well, now you have it. Moctezuma spent nearly a decade running a bar, writing erotica, and blogging. He gathered a lot of information. So you want to have mind-blowing sex but all you know is what your priest and Cosmo told you? You poor thing. Well, fret no more. Let Moctezuma Johnson share his research in this in-depth, self-help book. He has found out what’s plaguing most bedroom partners. It’s simply intimidation and insecurity. So many fans have asked him how to be better, sexier, and more experienced. Moctezuma speaks openly and honestly offering a series of very practical solutions for men and women. This non-fiction, how-to book is told with humor (a necessity for the bedroom) and compassion.
Whether male or female or transgender, The Sex Manual is the book you wish came with every person you’ve dated. Well, wish no more. It’s out, so add it to your kindle. Just the fact that you’re reading this description is proof that you’re ready to improve and you’re almost halfway there. This book will take you the rest of the way. It’s filled with ideas, game plans, tips, and list of clothing, toys, and poems to spice up your sex life.
There’s nothing like making a girl go saint to slut
Defiling an innocent girl and getting her to impale herself on your dick is one of the great joys of sex. Another moment of bliss is watching the titties pop out. Watching panties come off is also a moment of glory, but I digress.
How to know if the girl you’re dealing with is a slut
This stuff works, guys. You can wipe your ass with Cosmo. The new world order has reduced men to whining little bitches. Yes, me too! I’m on a mission to reclaim my balls and stuff in the mouths of the masses. Come join me. Ladies welcome too!
How to Convince your Girlfriend to let you Gape an Asshole
The first step to get the bitch to let you gape her asshole is to make sure that shes’s a fucking slut and, at that, an anal slut (see my previous instructional series if need be). Assuming your girl is already sufficiently sluttified then you are ready to gape. One thing you’re going to need is a good anal plug to ready the anal pig up. You can buy these at any sex toy shop. With your anal plug in hand, get her to get on all fours. I prefer to make her do this on a table cause it photographs well while degrading her, but any surface will suffice.
Once she is on all fours rub her back and ass-cheeks with massage oil to relax her–this will get her primed. Once you have her calm and open you can rub her asshole with the massage oil. If she’s still wearing panties–was the slut ever wearing panties?–pull them to the side (they will come in handy later). Another suggestion is to do this the first time in a motel so that you can totally fuck up the sheets with oil, and later jizz, and whatever other bodily fluids leak and spray out.
Take the anal plug and rub in on her skin so that it gets all the oil all over it. The more oil, lube, spit, whatever, the better. So feel free so stick it in her mouth sometimes. Start by putting merely the tip against her anus. Don’t put it in. Just leave it there and rub her shoulders and neck a little bit. Then slip the head in. Now you will get her attention but won’t have hurt her yet. Here it’s your job to keep pushing the plug into her ass further and further little by little. If she resists tell her there’s only a little bit more, less than an inch, regardless of how much is left — even if there are eight inches remaining.
At this point, you have to jam the rest in so that the fat part is up her ass and the base stays.
Leave it in. If you had her panties pulled to the side, let them go back on normal. Yank her by the hair and jam your cock into her mouth and start facefucking her hard. Reach over and slap her ass cheeks so she feels the anal plug up her. Don’t let her forget it. She’s your whore now, make sure she knows it.
Ravage her face, deflower her throat, pull out and tell her she’s going to be your anal whore. Then get behind her and stuff your cock up her cunt. She will feel tighter than usual with that anal plug taking up her anal real estate. Don’t get too carried away on her cunt. Pull the plug out. Tell her to push it out. She will then contract and open her ass-muscles and this is the key to gape.
Now fuck her ass.
Fuck her ass and pull out and stick it back in. Pull out. Jam it back in. Each time you pull out you will see it open and gape more and more. Tell her to finger her own open ass. She’s gaping now.
Take pictures or video. Send to Moctezuma.
If you enjoyed this article and found it useful please find more How-to articles for your perusal
Gaping Ass Original Uncut Photo
Anal is the new black
It used to be hard to convince a chick to take dick up the ass, but thanks to imperialization and sex in the city we have a boundary-breaking that makes defiling a sweet lotus flower a lot easier than you may think
“No matter how hot she is, in spite of it, in fact, your Asian girlfriend
(even if you think of her as a booty call, she is your girlfriend)
will want to please you to the very best of her abilities.
Use this against her and for your own benefit.”
Asian girls, like white and black women, can be picked up just about anywhere. One of the benefits of Asia is that you can go up to anybody and just start speaking, you can sit down at the table with a few Asian chicks and even if they don’t like you at first, they will be too polite and a little too cock-size curious to give you the boot. Your looks barely matter. A sixty-year-old man can put a twenty-year-old college student on his arm. So, soon, if you have any game at all, they will be eating out of your hand and you will be able to take one home. You may be able to stick it in her ass on the first night, especially if you’ve had any liquor, but patience will mean you will definitely be going in through the out door soon enough on this hot piece of Asian meat.
No matter how hot she is, in spite of it, in fact, your Asian girlfriend (even if you think of her as a booty call, she is your girlfriend) will want to please you to the very best of her abilities. Use this against her and for your own benefit.
Every Asian girl is obsessed with the mirror and the scale. She is constantly feeling like she has to do more to proof herself to men. Her whole self-image is seen through the prism of the way her man sees her. The key thing when convincing your Asian girl to take it up the ass is to remind her that white and black girls are doing it regularly and they are way more respected. So, if she takes cock up her ass, people (namely you) will respect her more. Ain’t that a good bit of fun logic?
Once she is willing, lube it up good and be gentle with her. Don’t try to break it in two. Try to treat her like the anal virgin (or near-virgin) she really is and get her to feel amazed she took your big cock in there. After you’ve warmed her up to it, you can pound her asshole raw until she leaks night after night. The real beauty is that you can have a few hotties on the trot at once in this wonderful scheme.
You may also enjoy some anal poems by MJ. Choose from the many, great names:
- The Anal Queen
- The Anal Pig
- Ass Pig Face
- Getting Ready for Work by Moctezuma Johnson
- Anal Bent Over the Pool Table in the Bar
- There You Have Ass
- Anal Pig
- Fucked Her Ass
- Fucked Her Ass (Remix 1)
^.^ Happy Reading ^.^
MIRROR: How to Convince Your Girlfriend to Let Me Face Fuck her | #Facefucking #DeepthroatDecember #LPRTG | aka How to Cheat
Aka, How to Cheat, How to Steal a Girl
We already covered how to get a young woman to let you face fuck her, but now we’re covering the way more important bit about how to get me to jam cock into your girlfriend’s mouth (yes, I’m the test subject and you should live vicariously through me). It’s really not all that hard to seduce your girl since she’s a latent slut. I’ll get her kneeling and gagging. I have a plan.
There are just a few things to consider and she’ll be eating my nut-butter in minutes. Most hot girls are unlikely to want to disrupt any good atmosphere. So get the party started. Music, drinks, smoke, laughter, touches, glances, teases. Teasing her is the best thing. “May I sit here with you or are you girls too good for me?” was a way in to a threesome one time. Make them feel like you’re at once putting them on a pedestal and shaking it. Once they feel pretty and in the spotlight. They won’t want you to rock that perch so much they should fall. In other words, once they start having fun and feel pretty they are really not remiss to eat cum. After getting your girl to laugh, I get her drunk, and turn up the flirting. I start rubbing her ass, her back, her shoulders, her hand, her nipples, her tits, her pussy, and then her asshole. The whore has been dying for deep-dicking all night, so getting her to stay with me isn’t hard. Watch the way her eyes dart around the bar, she’s looking for dick — and mine is going to be pounding her tonsils while you’re home watching youjizz.com and touching yourself (don’t worry, on other days I’m the one watching the porn and you’re ass-fucking my girl while she calls out her own name in reprehension).
After the bar is nearly empty, I take your bitch outside and push her against the wall. We kiss. My cock is already out. I shove her down. Her eyes open wide and my pole pounds against her tonsils. She makes a heaving sound and then throws herself at my cock, choking herself, impaling herself. I don’t know why girls do this. Perhaps she likes the challenge of deepthroating a massive cock. Perhaps she cannot accept failure. I help her along by pushing her head against the wall and pumping her throat.
I pull out and smack her with my cock. She says she loves big cock. Then suck it, I say. She goes back down to work. This time she is ready and she is really letting it deep down, her chin on my balls, her nose in my pubes, her throat wrapped around the shaft of my cock.
Another way to get her is to get her to be the queen. Get her friends drunk on girls night out and jizz in her face in front of them while they cheer and clap. Also, you can suggest a threesome with a guy with a big cock and I’ll face fuck her while you do her doggystyle. We can high five in the middle!
In summary, it’s really easy to face fuck your girl., my girl, any girl. Go give it a shot.
Another Sex Manual installment from the sophomoric mind of Mojo
My girl says, “I don’t mind sucking dick, but don’t you dare judge me! You hypocrite!” It’s true, I applaud slutty men but judge slutty women. I judge them to be fucking awesome! Thank you, sluts! Thank you! Without you where would I be? I’m not totally sure, but somewhere way more boring than where I am now.
One of the Nastiest Asian Anal Videos Ever Made
Anal Vision Vol03 – scene 1
Ways to Be Slutty For Your Man
The Best Thing in the World is a Slutty Girlfriend or Wife. It is just so sexy!
“How can I be more slutty?” is the most common question/comment that I hear
I was struck by one of the running themes readers have said about the Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired Series. They’ve pointed out that in some way it’s about how much a woman (or man) will take in order to be with the person s/he loves. This is an interesting theme and I realized I’ve really not made any effort to help women out with this. I have written How-To articles aimed at men (my version of Maxim, so on steroids and cialis) but nothing of the sort for women. Allow me to attempt to catch up. Here are some things you regular women can do to totally slut yourself up and makes your man weak in the knees for you. These ways to be slutty aren’t meant to be demeaning to you or your relationship. They are meant to be fun and done with trust and love (or at least deep like).
A lot of women need to be sluttier for their men. When the do that, they keep him forever. George Carlin had “the Shit List”. I present to you “the Slut List”.
The SLUT LIST
- Wait on for him in the house with fake cum poured on you and tell him you were just used by a horny guy who fucked your ass and raped your throat
- Lay on your back with your ass up in the air and proudly show off your cunt and ass
- Corollary, call your vagina your cunt & Call his penis a cock
- fill a water gun or enema bulb with fake cum and then give it to him to shoot all over you
- he’ll love admiring your hot body covered, I mean doused, in jizz.
- Set up the tripod and video him having his way with you, be sure to include a blowjob in your private porn opus. You will surely find him watching it and jerking himself off later and you will be proud.
- Walk around the house topless
- Don’t wear any underwear all day. Yes, even if you have to work
- Shave your cunt
- Wear lingerie
- Put a pillow over your own head, wear a mask (especially an animal mask, like a pig mask (try this one), or wear a brown paper bag over your head. Letting him enjoy nothing but your body will drive him wild. Sometimes he needs to objectify you to get a raging hard on and fuck you so good you can’t walk tomorrow.
- do your hair in pig tails and wear a catholic school girl skirt
- wear really cheap, plastic earrings
- wear “club” outfits while eating take out at home
- do your eye make-up really heavy and let him face fuck you until your mascara runs all over your face
- let him fuck you in the ass while he watches internet porn from a laptop placed on your back
- Get on your hands and knees and be his footrest
- Kneel before him and ask permission to leave the house before you go
- Give him a sponge bath with your soapy tits as the sponge
- Have him close his eyes and surprise him by putting different parts of you in his mouth: nipples, fatty part of tit, tongue, clit, ass, etc.
- Suck a huge dildo off in front of him
- Kiss one of your girlfriends in front of him
- Suck off one of his friends in front of him
- Fuck a dildo suctioned onto a glass surface so he can see from behind
- Put in a butt plug before a date with him, tell him it’s in over dinner, and show him later.
- Suck his dick while he’s titty fucking one of your friends (if you don’t get jealous)
- Stick your tongue up his ass while you jerk him off
- Wear a plastic pig nose and a plastic tiara while he fucks you
I think you’ve got the hand of this slut business now. Develop your own, and feel free to share awesome ideas!
Since publication of this “Ways to Be Slutty “article I have received overwhelming response and have compiled my advice into an eBook called The Sex Manual.