Political Rant about the Downside of Demonizing the Other Side (w/ cockworship gif) #Cumshot #Cosplay #LPRTG #SmutpunkRevolution

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I mean, these gun nuts want their guns. And the liberals want their programs. Right now, America 2018, both sides demonize the shit out of each other. RW nutbags call democrats libertards while the liberals think Trump makes stones look smart and think anyone who voted for him is racist in-bred scum. I happen to think there’s an insecurity issue if you voted for trump. The inability to see a liar for what he is shows a deeper problem with the american consciousness. We have always been running proxy wars in Latin america in the middle east since the first coup in the 50s. That’s when america lost her cherry and started making others bleed, especially if there were resources. Now, this president, flaunts america’s worst aspects. But that’s not the issue. Every president has been bad so far. Obama couldn’t lead a horse to water. He could articulate someone else doing it beautifully, but he didn’t have strong enough magnets in his Vulcan ears to unite such a torn up country. America has a serious race problem. Clearly she’s not ready for minority presidents. I’m not blaming any party for this. We’ve had shitty leaders from both sides of the aisle. The real question is how to we fix a very powerful, very heavily armed, very violent by its essence, country and live in a decent world? I have no answers for that right now. I think for what it’s worth, we need to be a little nicer to people we disagree with. So you think the other side is an inbred nut. I thought that about just about everyone when travelling until I started (out of necessity) talking to people I would normally steer clear of. Little by little, I realized I could talk to anybody, even somebody with views vehemently opposed to mine. In fact, that’s pretty goddamn liberal nut rattling fun. We should all chat more. You can be polite while hating a person’s ideas. Most of us sane people do that with our parents on a daily basis, why can’t we do it with a stranger? The other miracle from talking (and drinking together never hurt) is that you find you’re not that different from any other human on the planet. Same basic problem set. My guess is that if you’re on this site, you’re not really suffering from being too small minded, so good on you for that. If you’re new to the site welcome.

I’m Moctezuma. And I am smutpunk.

I mean, these gun nuts want their guns. The Average American wants stuff. And if that stuff is a gun, then they want their gun. And the liberals want their programs. They want to create a very expensive state that offers programs and supports everybody. So far nobody has really figured out a way to pay for it that makes everyone feel satisfied and included. Right now, in America 2018, both sides demonize the shit out of each other. RW nutbags call democrats libertards while the liberals think Trump makes stones look smart and think anyone who voted for him is racist in-bred scum. I happen to think there’s an insecurity issue if you voted for trump. The inability to see a liar for what he is shows a deeper problem with the american consciousness. We have always been running proxy wars in Latin america in the middle east since the first coup in the 50s. That’s when america lost her cherry and started making others bleed, especially if there were resources. Now, this president, flaunts america’s worst aspects. But that’s not the issue. Every president has been bad so far. Obama couldn’t lead a horse to water. He could articulate someone else doing it beautifully, but he didn’t have strong enough magnets in his Vulcan ears to unite such a torn up country. America has a serious race problem. Clearly she’s not ready for minority presidents. I’m not blaming any party for this. We’ve had shitty leaders from both sides of the aisle. The real question is how to we fix a very powerful, very heavily armed, very violent by its essence, country and live in a decent world? I have no answers for that right now. I think for what it’s worth, we need to be a little nicer to people we disagree with. So you think the other side is an inbred nut. I thought that about just about everyone when travelling until I started (out of necessity) talking to people I would normally steer clear of. Little by little, I realized I could talk to anybody, even somebody with views vehemently opposed to mine. In fact, that’s pretty goddamn liberal nut rattling fun. We should all chat more. You can be polite while hating a person’s ideas. Most of us sane people do that with our parents on a daily basis, why can’t we do it with a stranger? The other miracle from talking (and drinking together never hurt) is that you find you’re not that different from any other human on the planet. Same basic problem set. My guess is that if you’re on this site, you’re not really suffering from being too small minded, so good on you for that. If you’re new to the site welcome.

I’m Moctezuma. And I am smutpunk.

 

please note, image from Kawaii Girl XO on Twitter. I hold no copyright and use with love.

Don’t look now but they’re dropping off like flies. Could you be next? | #LPRTG

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According to Lord Smutpunk, this is what Callie would have wanted in her writing eulogy

Today is a sad day for me personally in terms of my writing and the struggle posed by trying to be an erotica writer. I had formed a bit of a niche with Callie Press, a talented writer who would come and go, appear on the radar like an Airbus for a few months and then fade off into the sunset like a topless cowgirl with her hat tilted just so and her fiery red mane billowing in the wind. Unfortunately, I have noticed a bunch of my reviews missing in the last few days and, upon closer inspection, I see that those missing reviews are Callie’s. It’s not a fact, but I have come to accept that Callie is gone. Maybe she’ll pop back up in a year like nothing has happened, but in the meantime it is one more comrade who has taken to an early erotic-literary-grave. It’s sad that so many people have called it quits in recent day.

What’s next for Literary Erotica? For Smutpunk?

grim-reaper-on-mechanic-horseI was joking with Shelby a few days ago that we will succeed in this writing game simply by outlasting everyone else. Writers seem to be dropping off like flies into halogen bulbs. I wonder why this is. Maybe they had unrealistic expectations of glory and fame. For me, I enjoy working on my craft whether I’m selling one book a month or five a day. I really don’t care that much. Of course, I’d love to have a mansion in San Francisco like Danielle Steele, but I don’t mind eking out a living for myself and my kids in a soul-crushing day job while secretly donning the King Smutpunk cape at odd hours of the wee morning and middle of the night to cut smutpunk into virtual stone. It is what it is. Sometimes I work really hard writing for no reward. Other times I’m a lazy shit who hasn’t written a fucking word all week and for some reason people are buying my books. I’m lucky to have some loyal fans who I adore. I’ve met some very interesting people through my smutpunk writing, so I doubt I’ll be dropping off the map. I think it’s a slow, steady slog for me. Who knows?

How to protect yourself?

Try to surround yourself with decent people. Don’t fall for the hype. There are some snakes out there (see Sarchasmo V. Whiteprick for an insider’s take on this). Beware of snakes! Keep them at arm’s length. Set reasonable goals. I often think to myself, if I was only 100 times more popular I could be a full-time writer. Well, becoming 100 times more popular is a lot like hitting a 7 run home run to win a baseball game. It’s not that it’s impossible, it’s that it can’t be done in one stroke. It takes years of hard work honing craft, publishing, having small setbacks, small successes, and then perhaps a surge is possible, but nobody starts with a surge. What fun is that? That’s like cumming before sex. Not fun at all. In fact, I think there’s medicine for that.

All in all, if we set realistic goals and find some supportive people, like the folks on #SmutStreet on twitter and the luvies at SmutStreet Von Bitchensteins, then you should be able to tolerate the heartbreak and loneliness that comes with being a writer. I hope you do. I’m openly looking for new comrades.

‘Nuff Said!

—MJ

Excelsior!

 

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to her ass crack
is on stage
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and the Prince of Bahranistan
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spreading her gorgeous
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her spectacular
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her terrifically
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Shayna from the Five Hive (FB-appropriate Images) #LPRTG #smutpunk4lyf

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Shayna is the Black FFF. Her specialty is knives. She wears black heavy armor with her tits out and a tattoo of the number 45 in between big DDs with small nipples and tape over her left nipple in an x. Her arms and legs are totally encased in heavy armor. A helmet hides much of her pretty face. Her left eye looks through a viewfinder which displays heat maps and other overlays on command. It also links Shayna to Cybernetic System that syncs to her body and gives her faster reflexes and increases her neural capacity so she “sees” more. A cigarette is at all times dangling from her luscious lips. Some say the cigarette contains poison darts. Others say the butt is a grenade.

She’s been to Planet M69 in the Pinwheel Formation (aka Alien Relish).

SKILLS:

Helmswoman USS Enterthighs
WiB Academy Training
Sharpshooter with Gatling Energy Pistol

GEAR:

Tactical Cyborg Viewfinder – Viewfinder is fused to her body sending electrical currents into her nerve stream and vice versa. She can ‘see’ more than a regular human being. This is a major asset in battle and when flying at warp speeds.
Gatling Energy Pistol – An Molecular Energy Gun
Armor Suit – Full Body Armor with Cybergenic Molecular Energy Arm Guns and Tactical Pockets

 

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Excuse me. Please step into our secure debriefing facility for a moment as we think you may have been exposed to a toxic gamma ray from…

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Meet another member of the Fuck Force Five:

Meet Tabitha (the blonde)

Meet Tabitha (the blonde)

 

The Asian Chick Strikes Back | #AsianErotica #Futa #smutpunk4lyf

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Enjoy some Asian Smutpunk:

Romancing the Hot Stone by Moctezuma Johnson

Book Description:

Alpha Billionaire CEO always gets everything he wants until he gets burned. A powerful CEO wants wants a masseuse badly but this comedy goes buck wild when he slips while trying to coerce the young Asian masseuse to give him extra pleasure. He falls into the boiling crock pot heating the hot stones and enters the mind- and body-warping Futa Romantic Comedy. All the tables get turned in this Asian Masseuse v. White CEO futa slug-fest.

Book Review:

“Romancing the Hot Stone is what I would call an exceptionally filthy, inappropriate, erotic comedy. This, ladies and gentlemen, is what smutpunk is all about. Larry is an arrogant, racist, abusive businessman who ends up nearly losing his manhood in an unfortunate accident. It serves him right but, of course, he does not see it that way. As much fun as it is to see him nearly emasculated, the true pleasure comes in seeing the tables turned, with the masseuse being the one to get her revenge. There is a lot of build up here, with the sex saved for the very end, but the telling of the story is what makes it so amusing.” —Sally Bend, authority on transgender fiction. 

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Be Sure to Enjoy more Hot Asian Erotica by Emme Hor

I Am Not a Whore

Smutpunk on Skates

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The Asian Chick Strikes Back, blog post by Moctezuma Johnson

Butterface | the character #LPRTG #smutpunk @CalliePress @smutpunk_author

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See where the Character Butterface (and the book) has turned up over the years. Please leave any additions in the comments and someone will add it in. 

Butterface first appeared in the novel by the same title written by Callie Press. She was an homage to the Cthulhu legend of Narlyathotep, the swirling chaos created by H.P. Lovecraft. She was a legend boys told around Halloween about a gorgeous woman who would seduce you to steal your semen for universe building. Sex with her sealed your doom. Later Moctezuma Johnson has his heroine face her in an epic clash while the Five Hive is on Alien Relish to restore lust and procreation to the universe.

More…

Princess Chuckhole v. Butterface

Butterface by Callie Press (reviewed by Moctezuma Johnson)

Butterface in Smutpunk Gallery

Butterface in Smutpunk Dictionary

Butterface in Battle for Alien Relish by Moctezuma Johnson

 

The USS Enterthighs

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Have you heard of the USS Enterthighs?

It’s the craft flown by the Five Hive when taking on extraterrestrial villains (see technical specifications below). This is a vague idea of what it may look like inside the instersellar vessel (see “In Flight Entertainment” by Leticia). From the outside, the spaceship looks a lot like a woman on her back with her legs spread (crude smutpunk rendition coming soon, I swear). The boosters come out of her toes, which curl when warp speed is engaged. Each big tit of this buxom intergalactic spaceship is part of twin bridges. The midriff is living quarters for the crew. The pussy and ass are docking bays. The head is the front of the ship, which holds most of the weaponry. In the latest episode from the Triangulum Stain Universe, Attack of the North Korea Giantesses, there’s a weightlessness sex scene that takes place in one of the recreational areas aboard the USS Enterthighs (read sample).

 

What is the Triangulum Stain Universe?

This universe features five latex clad super-hot WiB superheroes chasing down alien wrongdoing and restoring peace to Earth. There are two novellas, Attack of the Replicating Alien Dildos and Battle for Alien Relish, and I’m in the middle of a series of short episodes. The first one was Pop & Lollie. The second installment will be coming out soon. If you don’t want to miss it, join my mailing list by clicking the big Phat Asian Ass.

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In Flight Entertainment by LeticiaLatx from DeviantArt may depict something like the inside of the USS Enterthighs*

USS Enterthighs Technical Specs

Owner: classified
Operator: The Five Hive of WiB
Type: Medium-range explorer, Disseminate Class
Propulsion System: Warp Core – Class 69 (Cyclic Input Manifold)
Active: 2170s
Length: 669 meters
Mass: 899,000 metric tons
Decks: 15
Crew complement: 169
Speed: Warp 9.975 (max. sustainable cruise velocity)
Armament: Vibrating Phaser arrays, phaser banks, spatial charges and torpedo tubes compatible with photon torpedoes, quantum torpedoes, and tricobalt devices
Defenses: Deflector shields

 

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Have you heard of the USS Enterthighs?

It’s the craft flown by the Five Hive when taking on extraterrestrial villains. This is a vague idea of what it may look like inside the instersellar vessel. There’s a hot, weightlessness sex scene in Attack of the North Korea Giantesses (read sample).

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