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What’s in a Twitter Hashtag? Which one is the best?

Phuket — 2014 I was originally blown away by the smarts of Tony Queef and his Erotic Hashtag until I realized he was a hashtag nazi and didn’t want your tag mixing with his tag. He couldn’t stand mine and yours tagging together or else his panties would get stained with too much hot sticky hash-(tag) and then you know what? He’d be impregnated. And that he just couldn’t have, which I respect.

His idea is good, even great, but he’s not a visionary. He’s more of a hater, an egomaniac, and a credit-, attention-, and genre-whore. All those things are good in their place, but when I am trying to sell erotica I’d prefer to do so without the nazi DM-YELLING, in a high-pitched 144 character frenzy, to take down artwork of spread ass or posts about psychedelic mind control allusions before he…whatever, dude. He made me nervous with his rants so I long ago tuned him out. I recently found I’d been booted from his blog, blocked from his hashtag, but I didn’t really give a fuck because I had better plans already anyway.twitter hashtag

I had replaced the “other” hashtag with ours: #LPRTG. Using a tag for all erotica work (whether tame or brashly uncensored, whether fine art, literature, or pulp fiction) is a solid idea because it makes google and amazon and the other creators of bots and algorithms aware of our hard work as independent erotic writers and artists, and it helps us form a web of interrelation. This helps us get noticed in various mediums. Nothing wrong with being noticed when you’re trying to get readers.

In my opinion, nothing replaces the success of simply sitting down to write but some retweeting, sharing on FB, and the employment of bots like crowdfire and roundteam, can help us all reach more potential readers and easily spread the word about each other and ourselves. So please use a few characters of your 144 character to add #LPRTG (or @LiteraryPornRTG) and let us (and our followers — which will be growing) share for you. It has already gotten some traction and this is just the beginning. We would like to get 5 times larger to really help out. That starts with people adding the #LPRTG tag to their erotica books, their dirty poems, their sexual artwork, and more.twitter hashtag

Also, feel free to combine the hashtag with any other hashtags you so desire. I couldn’t care less how you choose to use it and will support your posts unconditionally. I’ll suggest combinations that seem to do the best periodically.

 

I have to stop putting the word “dildo” into my Literary Porn titles

Black Comedy by Moctezuma Johnson

 The Erotic Lineup will have to wait for Literary Porn Writer Moctezuma Johnson

Triangulum Stain was briefly included in Christina Harding’s Erotic Lineup on Random House’s Romance and Random but the gods of censorship weren’t having it. I’ve become accustomed to that dis-inclusion at the hands of my raging, uncut naughtiness. I would have enjoyed the exposure, but I am meant to be a well kept secret, a counter-culture karmic cunt, and that’s the way I plan to stay. Still, I want to thank Christina Harding for her awesomeness. She’s constantly promoting erotic writers from those who dabble in red-cheeked romance to XXX hardcore literary porn and I thank her for all the love she’s given to me and other writers. If she’s not already your friend, she should be, so read Underneath the Gargoyles and Underneath the Gargoyles Part II ASAP.

Moctezuma Johnson Reviews Christina Harding's Underneath the Gargoyles

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Moctezuma Johnson Loves Erotica

I love Erotica #EARTG with awesome writers such as Bella Swann, Anthony Quinn Connie Cliff and Roxy Katt
I love Erotica #EARTG with awesome writers such as Bella Swann, Anthony Quinn Connie Cliff and Roxy Katt

See an ALL-STAR lineup of awesome erotica authors, but not on Tony Queef’s defunct site, but at the functioning Literary Porn ReTweet Group. Use hashtag #LPRTG to be part of the great big daisy chain! 

Fuck me! I haven’t reviewed a Connie Cliff book in a few weeks. Weird. Until Amy’s Orders

Would I expect anything less than spice as hot as a habanero chili? 

 

Let the illustrious Connie Cliff drive your deep into the world of BDSM with Amy’s Orders (Doctor’s Fetish Toy, Book 2). And I mean deep — deep in down her throat, cunt, and ass and deep in the recently unleashed whore mind of Amy and her wanton lust for any and all doctors thanks to striking out miserably with her doctor step-father. Amy, our sultry heroine, has found she loves it rough, loves kissing women, loves cock up the submissive asshole, and wants to be owned by an older man in uniform.

 

This short story is super hot.

Amys-Orders-Doctor-BDSM-moctezuma-reviews-cliffIt starts with Amy timidly shopping, per her Doctor’s orders, for a whip. She’s nervous. She’s new to this world. And it’s driving her wet little pussy crazy, soaking her lace panties (insert cameo of Bella Swann panties™). This leads to an incredible scene featuring the whip, Amy, the doctor, and his secretary. The contrast from timidly shopping Amy to offering her slutty ass for more whip Amy stokes the blaze in my loins and and brain. Connie Cliff’s writing dumps gasoline on fire! That’s why I love it.

 

Amy’s Orders at Amazon

Book Review of The Wizard’s Daughters by Michael Dalton

The Wizard's Daughters are pretty delectable.

I absolutely loved this book!

I’m lucky because I read a lot of great writers, but The Wizard’s Daughters by Michael Dalton isn’t your usual erotica novelette that gives a back-story, a good bang or two, and then leaves you hanging from a cliff waiting for the next installmentTheWizardsDaughtersMichaelDalton-TwinMagic. This is a book: full and juicy. Its initial scene sets the tone. It focuses on some guards that are shirking their responsibilities and leaving the town gate irresponsibly un-watched. Our hero, Erich, slips over the “guarded wall” under these circumstances. Most erotica books would either start in the mind of the hero or at least with the camera on him. Michael Dalton chooses another route, one of a steady hand ready to weave an intricate tale. The whole novel is well thought out, well laid out, and well slayed out (I mean, there’s a swordsman, cut me some slack on the lame puns). The main character is a down-on-his-luck yet mightily-trained swordsman who gradually reveals that he is from much less modest beginnings. He finds a little bit of good fortune where we pick the story up when the town artificer decides that he needs a bodyguard/guide to accompany him and his otherworldly twin daughters to the nearest city to find a husband. Of course, everything unravels from here (which I’m not going to get into).

Before you download and read this book, consider the world in which this story is set. Each aspect of this story is fully thought out. There isn’t a half-baked sentence, nor an under-cooked character, nor an incomplete thought. Michael Dalton did his homework and provides a fully painted picture which he calls an “alternate history” of pre-reformation Germany. The story is loaded with inventive little mechanisms: robotic carrier pigeons, automatic bath heaters, and fully-functioning, artificial butlers. It’s a period piece, steam-punk, and fairy-tale rolled into one. In other words, it’s Dowton AbbeyInfernal Devices, and Cinderella mashed up. Plus there are two gorgeous twin girls that have fish spirits and know how to make one penis into two. And there’s a ripped swordsman. How can this go wrong?

 

The Style

The writing has the smell of realism, or naturalism–something like Theodore Dreiser. The prose leaves no stone unturned, explaining everything to the fullest–not in excess, mind you. The story really captivated me when telling the tale of how the swordsman, Erich, fell on tough times. Without spoiling the plot, his demise has something to do with his asshole brother. What struck me as Dalton’s really subtle craftsmanship was that I was convoluted inside. Part of me was sympathizing with the prick brother who was out exact horrible revenge on Erich. Here the author’s wields his magic wand on this novel: this conflict creates a massive tension that had me dreading the inevitable chaos and sweating while reading toward it.

I saw some comments on Amazon about the ending being the weak link of the story. I agree that the ending was a bit predictable, but I disagree that this is a weakness in the overall plot. That’s part of the fun of reading the ending: knowing what’s going to happen but wishing something could prevent the character’s trouble. Also, that’s the trade off with this type of Dreiserian writing style: foreshadowing and exhibition make readers pretty aware of the characters and the possible endings. I found that a pleasure. Very believable. The characters are very real and performed true to their characters. See for yourself.

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The Wizard’s Daughters at Amazon

Michael Dalton’s Blog (where he offers awesome writing tips)

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The Wizard's Daughters are pretty delectable.

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Connie Cliff’s New Website

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Smoking and Reading Page Porn. Perfect. Ah, it says get “ahead.” I read get “head!”

Connie Cliff has a site up: Help your husband get head

Just kidding about the title of Connie’s website, but it’s a great name. Feel free to steal, eroticists!

Now, to the illustrious Connie Cliff. My readers know I have a major brain hard-on for this wonderful writer. She was kind enough to write her first blog/review about one of my poem-porn books. Do check it out, and be sure to pick out a book or two of hers. You will not be disappointed. If you’re here I know that you like well-written, cerebral smut.

Rape Fantasy & Incest, Tristan’s Secret Life is Pretty Fucking Hot! | Book Review | This definitely gets two dicks up!

First off, a disclaimer

I’m incredibly attracted to Connie’s brain. I would put my penis into her axon, lube it up with serotonin if I could. I would pump her neurons and splooge norepinephrine. So prepare for me to gush about this book, especially since I was rock hard while reading it and kept that hard on all day long (for over 10 hours). Somebody should bottle up the hormones her books send out and put them in a capsule to destroy cialis and viagra. Anyways, I digress.

Tristan’s Secret Life – Book Two: Natalie has a different start than Connie’s other books. This one is like a CSI episode in the beginning, just as densely layered and well-told, and then falls off the (Connie) Cliff into the raging river of rape fantasy and fucking your sibling. That’s why I read Connie, cause she has the knack to keep dicks hard and pussies wet the entire time I’m reading while never making my brain work too hard. Her writing is lightning-fast and effortless. Her books are a pleasure to read. This one is like a crime novel, but with incest and a slew of women dying to me raped, gangbanged, and otherwise manhandled. There is a scene where one of the chicks want to be fucked up the ass by a group of strangers and goes to a strip club to make her fantasy a reality.

Rape Fantasy and Incest How can you go wrong?

Rape Fantasy and Incest
How can you go wrong?

I liked how the main character, Tristan, nearly gets killed and then finds the secret, and very taboo, love of his life roaming around under the hospital sheets so she jerk him off from back to consciousness. I like these Oprah-style triumphs over adversity. On the verge of death, then on the verge of shooting a load into your step-sister’s panting mouth. Before I got to enjoy the full power of Tristan and his step-sister Posey fucking each others’ taboos out, I realized that Tristan (the billionaire main character) had nasty plans for lesbian-whore-love. He appears to be in a grudge-holding, love-hate obsession with Posey. Yum. What he will do to punish the bitch appears to be coming in the next episode. Boo.

The key point I’d like to express is that these characters are majorly damaged. In other words, these characters keep my dick awake at night!

 

Some links to read more:

Tristan’s Secret Life – Book Two: Natalie (Amazon)

Connie Cliff (Twitter) 

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