Brick Pig Poem

is she a pig?

is the pig real?

is the pig real on the brick wall?

is the brick wall where pigs go to oink?

is there even a head in that bitch?

I can’t believe I got a cappucino out of her

she let me cum all over her face yesterday

cum on her tongue, chin

on her hair!

on her left cheek

right cheek

both tits


not only did she blow me

while dripping with cum

but she


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