That Fucker

That Fucker Book Cover

That Fucker has to get a new cover before anyone wants to read it, right!? Voila! You asked and you shall receive. Girls Carrying Books has another book out and this one is not by Moctezuma Johnson. Instead, it’s Emme Hor in her literary porn delight.

That Fucker Book Cover

That Fucker Gets His Way with this Girl

Book Description:

Heather is in love with her man who she calls That Fucker cause he is so mean to her most of the time. She does everything for him and she finds messages from other women, invitations, thank yous for last nights. Why does she stay with him? She’s attractive. She has another guy they call Charlie the Wok in her office sniffing around her. Her boyfriend treats her so bad that she is considering giving this new man a shot. He is nothing like That Fucker. He is a decent man. She should go out with him and she knows it. Then her boyfriend surprises her at the office with a present. A brand new set of skull-candy headphones. Will this be everything that she wanted from him? the dawn of a new mutually beneficial relationship? or does That Fucker have one more thing up his sleeve that will drive her into the new man’s arms?

 

Who is Emme Hor

Whether or not she was paid $10,000 USD to be the main attraction in a bukkake can be neither confirmed nor denied. Is she Moctezuma’s pet? Or is she a woman somewhere out there running a country? You decide. The thing to know is she’s proud, she’s Asian, she’s an English speaker, and she’s hot — oh, and she tells nasty stories when not fucking people through the legal systems of various countries.

 

Closing shit

There is literary porn erotica and then there is hardcore literary porn erotica. This, for sale at Moctezuma’s Book Shop is Hardcore Literary Porn Erotica!

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Guest Post: Kat Crimson | Plug for JizzieBelle

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The Best thing about Twitter is Meeting Awesome Writers

Thanks to twitter, I’ve become friends with quite a few authors over the last year: one of whom is Kat Crimson. I was immediately drawn to her erotica because it plays heavily on the mental aspects of a relationship and the cerebral side of sex. After reading her book, Bait, I was hooked — seemingly all according to her plan. Kat has a new book out called Jizziebelle and I asked her to say a few words herself as a way to get people who like my work to check out hers. So, I will shut my mouth and let you hear it straight from the Queen of Cerebral Smut Kat Crimson:

 

Thanks MJ – I appreciate you letting me spread my awesomesauce all over your blog, for my personal gain. That’s very swimming of you, mate. If you’re reading this, you’re on the King’s blog — that’s Moctezuma Johnson, aka the (self-proclaimed) King of Literary Porn — and presumably a fan of his, so I know I can let my hair down (all 2 inches of it, that is) and be my unadulterated, unfiltered and unvarnished self. Because, if there’s one thing I know about MJ, and about his fans, it’s that they are not shy about sex!

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Kat Crimson, author of Jizziebelle

For those of you who haven’t heard of me — and I assume that’s pretty much everyone — my name is Kat Crimson, and I am a writer of cerebral erotic romance — geez, I hope that didn’t just come off sounding like an AA confession. I am not ashamed, in the least, to be a writer of smut!

In fact, it’s kind of my mission to prove that intelligent smut exists. My personal goal is to provide readers with graphic smut that makes their naughty bits tingle, while also engaging their brains and tugging on their heart strings. My hope is to encourage people to explore more, to embrace their sexuality, and to not be so afraid to express their sexual desires to each other, so that they might find more honest, open, fulfilling and rewarding relationships together. I want to take things that are currently seen as ‘taboo’, and paint them in a new light for people, making them more accessible and acceptable to ‘normal’ vanilla society.

I make it another part of my mission to support other talented smut writers, who are looking to elevate the caliber of the genre, to a status that exists above the gutter, while still remaining deliciously filthy (like MJ, who has been very kind in returning the favor, on several occasions). But, enough about me, and my nefarious plans to dominate the smut industry with my wits and my…. (insert rhyming word here *coughs* – LOL… I said ‘insert’ tee hee hee!)

Muahahahahahaaaaa! (Yes… I am crazy :P)

My debut erotic novel, Jizziebelle: The Belle of the Burlesque (Book 1 of the, brand new, Hardwood’s Harlots Series), just hit Amazon on May 8th, and will soon be available in print, as well. Originally written as a short story, for an erotic contest, Jizziebelle was later expanded to full length, after I won the contest and signed on with Black Widow Publications. Let me tell you what Jizzie’s all about!

Jocelyn Belle is a shy and reclusive — yet very kinky — introvert whose only outlets for exploring her wild taboos are through her successful writing career, and the online kink community, where her anonymity gives her the confidence to be her kinky self.

She suffers from severe social anxiety and depression, but finally gets fed up with her situation and makes a life altering decision. She courageously hops way outside of her comfort zone, and the sheltering confines of her self-imposed prison – her home – to take a part time job, dancing on stage, at Hardwood’s Burlesque. There she meets Ryan Mastersen. Ryan is the financial backer for the burlesque, a fan of her writing, and – bar none – the most magically delicious man she’s ever set eyes upon. Their chemistry is instantaneous and undeniable. And this is Jizzie’s chance to finally explore the kinky things that have been plaguing her dreams, and causing her many sweaty, sleepless, and sexually frustrated nights. She finally gets her chance to indulge in such naughty things as anal sex, rimming, and sensual pegging.

Cat Jones (Top 500 Amazon Reviewer) calls Jizziebelle, “smoking f-ing hot, sex on a stick, it’s electric. Reading their first encounter required one hand free, and it just gets hotter from there. The writing is fantastic, really talented, and the sex scenes are drool worthy. This is the kind of erotica I live for; witty, sensual, uninhibited, positive, and hotter than Georgia asphalt.”

At the risk of spoiling all of the fun, I’ll stop here. I hope I’ve left you with enough intrigue for you to want to pick up a copy of your own, and to leave a review for me on Amazon, or Goodreads. It’ll cost you less than that greasy fast food you were thinking about choking down for lunch, it’ll last a lot longer, and it’ll make your insides feel a fuck of a lot better — especially your middle bits!

~ Kat ^,,^

 

Learn More about Kat by Clicking the Links on the Left

Learn More about Kat Crimson and Jizziebelle

Website www.katcrimson.com

Amazon Author Page 

Jizziebelle: Amazon 

Jizziebelle: Print Presale 

Reviews (at Amazon)

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I have to stop putting the word “dildo” into my Literary Porn titles

Black Comedy by Moctezuma Johnson

 The Erotic Lineup will have to wait for Literary Porn Writer Moctezuma Johnson

Triangulum Stain was briefly included in Christina Harding’s Erotic Lineup on Random House’s Romance and Random but the gods of censorship weren’t having it. I’ve become accustomed to that dis-inclusion at the hands of my raging, uncut naughtiness. I would have enjoyed the exposure, but I am meant to be a well kept secret, a counter-culture karmic cunt, and that’s the way I plan to stay. Still, I want to thank Christina Harding for her awesomeness. She’s constantly promoting erotic writers from those who dabble in red-cheeked romance to XXX hardcore literary porn and I thank her for all the love she’s given to me and other writers. If she’s not already your friend, she should be, so read Underneath the Gargoyles and Underneath the Gargoyles Part II ASAP.

Moctezuma Johnson Reviews Christina Harding's Underneath the Gargoyles

Learn how to make a litter of horny gargoyles purr

 

The Gargoyles are Back

The Gargoyles are Back

 

Free Literary Porn Book Trailer for Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired

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Can you stomach a girl who is as likely to knife you in the balls as she is freeze your jizz for later consumption? If you can’t, you had better get away from the infamous Jynx.

The Book Trailer for Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired by Moctezuma Johnson

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Moctezuma Johnson’s Literary Porn Book Trailer

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This is the Series that Has Everyone Wondering Where to Find a More Depraved Bunch

The Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired Book Trailer

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Is this too pornographic?

The Adult Filter – The Kiss of Death for Sales of Flagged Books

My books and writing career are both getting killed by amazon’s anti-appearance-of-pornography laws. I mean, I accept that my work is nasty, dirty, smut but my colleagues in the erotica arena are being labeled as “Not-Adult” according to Sales Rank Express while having bukkake gangbangs and werewolves fucking pigs against their will. Something’s up. All I wanted to do was put the hilarious cover of a women in a latex police suit rappelling down a dildo in the desert. It seems to me that humor is more banned than nasty, sex acts. The reason being, in my jackass, ADHD-infested opinion, is that humor calls attention to itself, where titles such as Transgender Anal Plumbers Storm Hucow University—as long as the cover is innocuous and there are no fucking F words embedded in the product descriptionseem to slip by un-noticed. I guess the days of having fun with my covers and copy are over. All the fun will be inside the book. The outsides will be pretty straightforward.

I’ll be changing the title of Jane’s Steak and Blowjob Night Surprise to, Jane’s Steak and Math Homework Completed on Time Surprise. Yep. It has a nice ring to it!

Hotel Bukkake Party could become Waigoren Hotel Party or Gulp Gulp Hotel Party. That would be Gulmok Gulmok in Korean. What’s it in Japanese? Gokkun Gokkun. (Japanese is often more well-known to Westerners than Korean, but that’s a topic for another day).

 

Subtitle: The Great PornApocalypse

That’s a great title for my next book of poems. Better than My Whore Bag or Real and Imaginary Girlfriends #2.

The artist in me that wants to be creative fights the self-respecting author in me that wants my books to come up in searches, and “Customer Also Bought” lists. It’s not only a case of sour grapes, although, damn, them grapes be sour! I’m, thankfully, aware that if you could remove the Adult Ban I’d be on those searches and listsand that’s something. I get to see my sales. I’m no bestseller but strangely or not, I get some really cool, very smart, very professional, very loyal fans from all walks of life. I interact with anybody who is brave enough to email me and therefore have a good sense of what’s being bought. The problem is I’m not getting the amazon marketing machinewhich is formidableto back me thanks to these adult tags. I guess, in some ways I’m ultra-cool because I just won’t be tamed!

I see some great writers dealing with similar issues. I’ve noticed that Bella Swann, has chosen to list her books on multiple platforms. This is a great way to combat some of these arbitrary filters and makes sure your readers to get to see all your books.

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If you see this rating, your sales will suffer.

If you are not sure if your books have adult bans on them visit Sales Rank Express and type in the author’s name and see all their books. You will see a red, ADULT, label if a book has been flagged (see image to the right).

Other writers have told me that you can remove “bad” words in the product description, remove any “fleshy bits” on your covers, and then email Amazon and ask them to review your updated book and consider removing the adult ban. While that works for some people, I wouldn’t keep your fingers crossed for too long. I’ve had no luck with that system. I’ve also had no luck with the perma-free pricing either (but that’s another story for another day, too).

 

 

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Movie Trailer of Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired

Movie TrailerChronicles of a Humiliation Backfired by Moctezuma Johnson

This is the book trailer from the four part Season One featuring Jynx, Jenny, and MJ. The book features a laundry list of taboos (in order of importance): cum fetish, lesbians, tentacles, billionaires, sex slaves, submission, humiliation, cum crazed Asians with Big Tits, hot Asians, Supermodels, voyeurism, and more. Check out the trailer and then read about these bat shit crazy characters and the steady diet of shit they must endure. You’ll never be the same after!

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