How to Cheat

 Aka, How to Cheat, How to Steal a Girl and Fuck her Throat with Reckless Abandon

We already covered how to get her to let you face fuck her but now we’re covering the way more important bit about how to get me to jam cock into your girlfriend’s mouth. It’s really not all that hard to seduce your latent slut and get her kneeling and gagging. There are just a few things to consider and she’ll be eating my nut-butter in minutes. Most hot girls are unlikely to want to disrupt any good atmosphere. So get the party started. The first thing is to get her laughing. Once they start having fun they are really not remiss to eat my cum. After getting your girl to laugh, and while making her chuckle, I get her really drunk. Now I start rubbing her ass, her back, her shoulders, her hand, her nipples, her tits, her pussy, and then her asshole. The whore has been dying for deep-dicking all night, so getting her to stay with me isn’t hard. Watch the way her eyes dart around the bar, she’s looking for dick — and mine is going to be pounding her tonsils while you’re home watching youjizz.com and touching yourself (now that you’re reading this, you will be defiling my girl soon while I watch porn and jerk it).

“Cum in my mouth, baby,” she says. “I want to taste it.” Slobber drips from my shaft onto the pavement. She is ready to fully submit and get face fucked how I dream it. She lets cock bang deep down, her chin on my balls, her nose in my pubes, her throat wrapped tightly around the shaft of my cock. She’s nothing but my fantasy. 

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After the bar is nearly empty, I take your bitch outside and push her against the wall. We kiss. My cock is already out. I shove her down. Her eyes open wide and my pole pounds against her tonsils. She makes a heaving sound and then throws herself at my cock, choking herself, impaling herself — I don’t know why girls do this. Perhaps she likes the challenge of deepthroating a massive cock. Perhaps she cannot accept failure. I help her along by pushing her head against the wall and doing it to her. I see something in her eyes, a twinkle. She loves having an alpha male show her her place. She loves getting used hard. She’s sure of her role. She’s discovering herself. She enjoys submitting. She wants to serve. She’s ho. She’s calm.

I pull out and smack her with my cock. She stumbles back and her head knocks against the wall. I am about to say sorry when I realize she’s so turned on. “You like that, huh?”

She says, “I love big cock.”

I shake my head while looking down at her. “Then suck it,” I say.

“Cum in my mouth, baby,” she says. “I want to taste it.”

Slobber drips from my shaft onto the pavement. She is ready to fully submit and get face fucked how I dream it this time. She lets it bang deep down, her chin on my balls, her nose in my pubes, her throat wrapped tightly around the shaft of my cock. She’s nothing but my fantasy.

She looks hot getting her throat stuffed. I hold her head and blast off inside of her. She moans as each spurt erupts.

 

She feels now how she went from your cherished loved one into my total fucking whore. She swallows me spunk. She owns it. She the slut. She the cum eating whore. I new identity has revealed her true self.

 

In my apartment she slathers baby oil all over her big ass cheeks with a huge, childish grin on her face. “I feel like a slip and slide,” she says as her hand slides all over her cute little ass.

I sit on my couch with her on top and facing away from me and fuck her in her asshole. You should see her now, body all oiled, my hands behind her head, keeping her pinned while her tits squeeze together, her empty pussy open, lips flapping in the rough wind as she gets sodomized hard and deep. She still grins like a kid caught with her hand in the cookie jar. She bites her own lip and then yells out, “fuck me!”

Her eyes roll into her head. I have the camera set up and watch her on my TV. “Do you see yourself, whore?”

 

BONUS:

When a blowjob is good enough I hear steel drums in my head and my teeth fall out. It’s like my head has been filled with helium and I float over the clouds for a few minutes in post-fellatial space-travel. Me, the protein, and the pleasure principle take a cumulonimbus-dance and then I return to Earth, back to my body, kick the bitch out, and sleep. Be lucky enough to get the boot!

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Her tits bloom as she gets her throat pounded. Artist’s rendition of the mental effect of deep throat on the brain of Moctezuma Johnson

 

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4-star review of Futadelic by Jordan Jones

4-star review of Futadelic by Jordan Jones

on August 26, 2015
Format: Kindle Edition

GIFS with Cum | #Cum #Fetish #LPRTG

If you love GIFS with cum please enjoy Cum Fetish Erotica by Moctezuma Johnson.

You will love sexy Jynx from Korea. She has a major obsession with cum and with her super-hot boyfriend MJ and, ideally, wants to milk one out of the other. Unfortunately, there’s a smoking hot, tall Korean chick in her way. MJ has left Jynx in the dust to pursue this leggy supermodel with long black hair. Jynx needs to feed her obsession. Without a steady dose of her favorite protein she’s fading. Jynx has a plan to put all three of them together on a rooftop and exact and nasty revenge on Jenny while getting her much vials filled with the much needed semen. Once on the roof, her plans fall to shit as MJ, swayed by the round curves of Jenny’s fine ass, can’t follow the rules Jynx set for him. Mayhem leads to Jynx pulling out all the stops before she loses love and her obsession in one fell swoop. If Jynx goes to plan B, MJ and Jenny have to worry for their sanity and safety as Jynx is wearing a necklace filled with the Devil’s Breath. See how far Jynx stoops to satisfy her depraved craving. Will she go as far as murder to get the holy protein? Read Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired (a Cum Fetish Erotica) by Moctezuma Johnson and find out.

If you love GIFS with cum please enjoy Cum Fetish Erotica by Moctezuma Johnson. You will love sexy Jynx from Korea. She has a major obsession with cum and with MJ and, ideally, wants to milk one out of the other. Unfortunately, there’s a smoking hot, tall Korean chick in her way. See how far Jynx stoops to satisfy her depraved craving. Will she go as far as murder to get the holy protein? Read and find out.

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A Domestic Poem “Henpecked” or “Pussy Whipped” | #DirtyPoem #SMUTPUNK #LPRTG

I splashed through my trivial thoughts
on butterflies and wormholes
Until I heard her voice

my shoulders nearly shook
spasm’d
Without even a touch

water leaked out my ears
as she told me to take out the garbage
and clean the cat litterbox again.

Week 8 – Snap, Crackle, Strip! | This week we look at Comic Strips in art and poetry | #NRRTG #LPRTG #PopArt

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Week 8 – Snap, Crackle, Strip!

Comic Strip Style Pop Art by Roy Lichtenstein with accompanying Comic Strip Style Poetry. 

Click the Image to Enlarge (and read)

Most of you will know “Drowning Girl” by Lichtenstein best. You may have seen me use it with a mock-caption of my own in Week One of this Snap, Crackle, Art by MJ stuff for the Too Pedantics, err, Blue Semantics, oops, Stew Gigantics, err sorry, I meant Necromatics, blah blah…Nu Romantics. That’s the one.

Lichtenstein’s paintings have sold for millions of dollars but they may be blatant rip-offs of some other artists toiling away for DC Comics and other locations.

Indie authors may not be the only ones guilty of copycatting. Perhaps a Sarchasmo character cockslapping fools (geni.us/Sarchasmo & geni.us/Sarchasmo2) was needed to mete out justice for some of those who penned comic strips. I’m only half-kidding. Lichtenstein’s relationship to criticism was complex at best. 

Anyway, I digress.

Most of Lichtenstein’s best-known works are relatively close, but not exact, copies of comic book panels, a subject he largely abandoned in 1965, though he would occasionally incorporate comics into his work in different ways in later decades. These panels were originally drawn by such comics artists as Jack Kirby and DC Comics artists Russ Heath, Tony Abruzzo, Irv Novick, and Jerry Grandenetti, who rarely received any credit. Jack Cowart, executive director of the Lichtenstein Foundation, contests the notion that Lichtenstein was a copyist, saying: “Roy’s work was a wonderment of the graphic formulae and the codification of sentiment that had been worked out by others. The panels were changed in scale, color, treatment, and in their implications. There is no exact copy.” However, some have been critical of Lichtenstein’s use of comic-book imagery and art pieces, especially insofar as that use has been seen as endorsement of a patronizing view of comics by the art mainstream cartoonist Art Spiegelman commented that “Lichtenstein did no more or less for comics than Andy Warhol did for soup.”

Like I said, I digress.

What I want to get to is the idea of comic strips as poems. See some from ‘The Poetry’ and ‘The Poetry Foundation’. These little comic strips are poems. They have rhythm. They show the history of an emotion. Some of them even rhyme. I think they are a lot of fun. Check a few out. Click the Images to Enlarge. 

 

 

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Biography of Lichtenstein From Wikipedia:

Roy Fox Lichtenstein (pronounced Funkenstein, just kidding, it’s lɪktənˌstaɪn/; October 27, 1923 – September 29, 1997) was an American pop artist. During the 1960s, along with Andy Warhol, Jasper Johns, and James Rosenquist among others, he became a leading figure in the new art movement. His work defined the premise of pop art through parody. Inspired by the comic strip, Lichtenstein produced precise compositions that documented while they parodied, often in a tongue-in-cheek manner. His work was influenced by popular advertising and the comic book style. He described pop art as “not ‘American’ painting but actually industrial painting”. His paintings were exhibited at the Leo Castelli Gallery in New York City. His patron was Gunter Sachs.

Whaam! and Drowning Girl are generally regarded as Lichtenstein’s most famous works, with Oh, Jeff…I Love You, Too…But… arguably third. Drowning Girl, Whaam! and Look Mickey are regarded as his most influential works. His most expensive piece is Masterpiece, which was sold for $165 million in January 2017.

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Four-Poem Friday | #Poem #LPRTG #Yoga

Four-Poem Friday (originally published at Nu Romantics on 7/31)

1.
Beat teat
I beat her teat
With my friend
I call him Pete
Pete likes to go beat beat
And smack the teat
Of every freak

2.
She’s pregnant and doing yoga
Downward dog
Her belly is touching the wood floor
Even though her hands and feet are down
On the wood
her ass is up
And from there
Her belly hangs
Her belly is Mt. Seoraksan, upside-down
A wormhole through creation, spinning
And Quetzalcoatl,
His wings flapping
His breath a fire stained
Umbilical cord like the striations
Of her muscle and the big, round
Bulbous planet that is her
Interstellar ass,
Flies through the swirling stars

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4.
Earth got knocked up
Smutpunk must have leaked out her asshole
Into the moist green valleys of her terrestrial cunt

I’ll be blamed,
Like usual

I’ll be guilty,
Like usual

$.

By Moctezuma Johnson