Don’t Let America Be a Shithole Again
The fundamental problem with the Reagan/Trump MAGA phrase is that we all know America has always been a shithole. Every country is. All government is bad. This one just happens to be particularly shit.
Asian Princess poem
these asian tits
are psychedelic again
luminous as orange fish eggs
sitting on a fine Japanese china.
these asian tits
are speaking French again
scraping melted raclette cheese
off a grill and onto a baguette
these asian tits
are creating puddles of titty milk
the kind that men tied to chairs
can drown in
these asian tits
are eating candied apples
the kind you used to get in halloween
before nuts baked them with razor blades insides
these asian tits
are swinging in my face
i’m howling like a howler monkey
as I dump my load up this asian princess
more psychedelic asian tits
4:00 am Tryst | #smutpunkpoem #poem #LPRTG
She sleeps on the floor with the baby
I sleep on the bed
We meet in the middle of the night
Like two school kids sneaking out there windows
We meet quick strip quick
Get right to it
Cock pussy titties shaking
Am I awake or dreaming?
Pretty Good Blowjob
My wife gave me a prettty good blowjob today. I’m not sure why. She sucked until
She gagged. Then she got on her back, let me straddle her. She licked my balls while I shot a load onto her tits. It was a small thick load, the kind that can glue your urethra shut.
I fell asleep holding to her ripe mangoes and looking at the very cloudy sky. Damn it was peaceful until some asshat client called and broke the reverie.
Is this Civil War 2?
The protests are crazy. They look so surgical. When I was in Mexico when I was younger there used to be these paramilitary strikes and then the resistance and military would fight. It was all instigated to bring the two sides to violence. This to me looks like that. I think these instigators are professionals. The police have to identify them and weed them out by arresting them. Otherwise we are going to have the US Gov send the military into cities and start a Civil War.
Please Stay Safe & Wash Your Hands | #StaySafe #qaurantine
Tumblr and Cum Dripping Assholes
Tumblr:
“This post was flagged because somewhere in your reblog there might be adult content.”
I mean, no shit! Scroll yourself, tumblr. Are you fucking kidding me? Was it the multiple assholes leaking cum that gave it away.
Any tumblrs are welcome to post here. Email me and I’ll set you up with a password. All Tumblr Refugees Welcome!
Love,
MJ
Christmas Until Kwanzaa Special
MJumblr
See some of the photos that were taken in the Making of the Cover to Shrinkage
Enjoy the following links to great images, writing, fiction, poetry, and even a fucking Sijo. How many erotica writers out there are writing Sijo? If you are, join me.
Lava Lamp Dildo (because TuMBLr is DeAd as a fucking doornail)
Proper BJ Technique Poem (because technique should never be underestimated)
sychedelic Porn (because…well, just cuz!)
The Golden Blowjob (guest post by Lady Ristretto)
Photo of Wife’s Big Tits (#BigTits #MerryTitsmas)
Potential Poster Child for SMUTPUNK (somebody has to be it)
Plug for Chronicles of a Humiliation Backfired
MILKED by the YETI
A Smutpunk Sijo
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Have you heard of the USS Enterthighs?
It’s the craft flown by the Five Hive when taking on extraterrestrial villains. This is a vague idea of what it may look like inside the instersellar vessel. There’s a hot, weightlessness sex scene in Attack of the North Korea Giantesses (read sample).
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